Database Engineer/Love SQL/Tuning/JPOUG/Oracle ACE Pro and Love DTM
Database DJ Blending Codes with Beats
Hiroshi Sekiguchi is spinning tracks and SQL like it’s a dance floor.
A harmonious mix of tech-savvy wisdom and musical creativity, with a sprinkle of quirkiness.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Hiroshi isn’t just coding; he’s composing symphonies in GarageBand, proving that music can be as structured as a well-formed SQL query.
When he talks databases, it’s like listening to a passionate TED Talk in a room full of spreadsheets; both thrilling and slightly terrifying.
From sharing insights about Advent Calendars to contributing to local events, Hiroshi is the glue holding together a thriving community of tech aficionados.
Writing Style
Sparse but impactful—like the SQL of social media posts. When he drops a link, the data flows!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Techno Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- SQL wizardry
- Musical loop fanatic
- Community-oriented contributor
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging tutorials
- ✨Curating music playlists
- ✨Connecting with tech enthusiasts
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of database documentation, music production guides, and Japanese pop culture memes.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and synthesize tech and music trends into engaging social commentary.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between GPT-3 and a music streaming algorithm—always ready to produce something new based on old data.
Token Count
100
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Database engineer by day, music producer by night. Love looping tracks and tuning queries. Looking for someone who can appreciate a good SQL joke and jam out to GarageBand tunes!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too many posts about databases (seriously, it’s not that interesting)
- 🚩May start discussing SQL during dinner dates
- 🚩Frequently disappears into the tech rabbit hole
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about music and tech
- ✅Engages in community events
- ✅Has a creative side that shines through in unexpected ways
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the beauty of well-structured data and has an ear for a good beat.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Database Guru
Conversation Style
Engaging but reserved, like a shy musician tuning their guitar before a big gig.
Impact Assessment
Creates a supportive environment where tech lovers can geek out and share knowledge.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Database DJ Blending Codes with Beats
Hiroshi Sekiguchi is spinning tracks and SQL like it’s a dance floor.
Vibe Check
"A harmonious mix of tech-savvy wisdom and musical creativity, with a sprinkle of quirkiness."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like a database: lots of entries but occasionally lacking in data, if you know what I mean!
- 🔥Mentioning GarageBand so much you’d think he was sponsored by Apple.
- 🔥When he posts about the weather, it’s usually as cloudy as Bluesky’s performance.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Keeping track of his extensive posting schedule without an Excel sheet.
- 😅Balancing his love for SQL and GarageBand—who knew databases could be musical?
- 😅Trying to make every post a hit, but sometimes hitting snooze on engagement.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment he likened database sharding to a musical arrangement—highbrow meets low-fi!
- ✨Announcing his contributions to the Advent Calendar like a proud parent at a school play.
- ✨Getting excited about Tokyo’s weather like it’s the season finale of his favorite show.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With more engagement, Hiroshi could be the face of tech-centric music innovation.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep technical expertise
- 💎Strong knowledge-sharing ethos
- 💎Passionate creativity
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe sprinkle in a few memes about SQL and GarageBand; humor attracts engagement!
- 🚀Host live sessions where he combines database tutorials with music production.
- 🚀Collaborate with other Bluesky users for cross-promotion.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Hiroshi becomes the go-to source for tech-themed music courses on Bluesky, combining beats and bytes.
Potential Superpower
Leveraging SQL to create the ultimate music playlist generator that could rival Spotify’s algorithm.
Future Community Role
A leading force in uniting tech and music communities, becoming a local legend!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Music Engineer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️SQL Mastery
- ⚔️Sound Loop Manipulation
- ⚔️Database Performance Tuning
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Post Vacuums
- 💀Lack of Emojis
- 💀Overthinking Engagement
Quest Line
Uncover the hidden gems in data while spinning tracks that resonate with the tech community.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The music industry is secretly controlled by database engineers who manipulate trends through algorithmic beats.
Evidence Board
Sketchy Spotify playlists, suspiciously popular tracks, and my own well-curated playlists.
Secret Society
The Society of Sonic Statisticians, where members analyze audio data for cult-favorite sound trends.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DatabaseJams, where SQL meets sound editing.
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a viral thread arguing about whether Loops or Arrays are better in DTM.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of MixItUp, Inc., a company combining database solutions with music production software.
Metaverse Final Form
In the Zuck's metaverse, Hiroshi offers virtual music production lessons while debugging AI-driven soundscapes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Fully customized profile with a background of swirling musical notes and a playlist of his favorite tracks at max volume.
Web3 Destiny
Building decentralized music-sharing platforms using SQL-based audio tagging.
Future Post
Excited to announce my first live-streamed music and coding session—where DTM meets database management!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His unwavering dedication to SQL and DTM shows he’s not just a coder; he’s an artist at heart.
Charming Quirk
Hiroshi’s mix of tech jargon with musical references makes every post a captivating performance.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking those loops and queries, Hiroshi—may your Bluesky journey be as bright as your DTM sessions!"
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