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Glitching Reality One Post at a Time
Thomas Richards navigates the digital cosmos with a delightful mix of art, humor, and genuine community vibes.
If abstract art and dad jokes had a love child, it would be found on Thomas's Bluesky.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Thomas's love for glitch art is like a toddler's love for sugar—uncontainable and slightly chaotic. Most of his posts are vibrant digital messes that somehow still have their charm!
With the enthusiasm of a kid on the last day of school, Thomas promotes his small business and others like it's a campaign for mayor of Roc City!
He captures everyday moments with a whimsical lens, reminding us that beauty lies in both mundane and glitchy places—like the dining hall!
Writing Style
Thomas’s posts oscillate between witty asides and heartfelt promotions, showcasing a knack for punchy one-liners, meme-worthy humor, and informative insights that turn readers into fans. It's like reading a quirky artist's diary, with a splash of internet randomness.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Creator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Glitch art aficionado
- Small business advocate
- Witty observer of internet culture
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting absurd memes
- ✨Analog photography
- ✨Narrative storytelling in posts
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of glitch art, small business promotion, dad jokes, and existential musings on social media.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging content with a quirky perspective on art and small business while blending humor with visual creativity.
Model Behavior
Glitchy and unpredictable but with a heart of gold, akin to a benevolent AI with an artistic soul.
Token Count
10000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Glitch artist seeking someone to share in the chaos of creativity. Love to promote small businesses and capture life's quirks through my lens. If you can appreciate a good mushroom pic, we might just get along!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Posts about mushrooms may escalate quickly
- 🚩Frequently trades camera lenses like Pokémon cards
- 🚩May express unsolicited opinions on social media etiquette
Green Flags
- ✅Promotes local businesses like a pro
- ✅Has a deep appreciation for art in all its forms
- ✅Witty asides are guaranteed for quality banter
Perfect Match
Someone who loves art, has an appreciation for the absurd, and can handle a bit of chaotic creativity.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Glitchy Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Engaging yet unpredictable, his replies are often like a surprise party—you're not quite sure what to expect, but you're glad he showed up!
Impact Assessment
Thomas is a vibrant thread in the Bluesky fabric, often fusing art with community spirit, making him a go-to for fostering collaborative vibes.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Glitching Reality One Post at a Time
Thomas Richards navigates the digital cosmos with a delightful mix of art, humor, and genuine community vibes.
Vibe Check
"If abstract art and dad jokes had a love child, it would be found on Thomas's Bluesky."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥"Just a reminder to opt-out of your social media anxiety, but I'm still here tweeting like it’s 1999!"
- 🔥"For someone who's into glitch art, your posts are refreshingly clear—what's the secret, Thomas?"
- 🔥"A true Renaissance man, if only that Renaissance could stop posting about mushrooms for five minutes!"
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Thomas seems to have the uncanny ability to draw pizza into his feed with the force of an Italian grandmother's love.
- 😅His post frequency suggests he might be training for the Olympics of social media—let's hope there's a medal for that!
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he turned a mundane day into an epic saga of trading camera lenses—call it 'Lens Wars: The Return of the RF.'
- ✨His ongoing commentary about how his feed is being overtaken by pizzas is both relatable and slightly alarming.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Thomas can harness the power of his whimsical humor and artistic spirit, he could easily become the unofficial mayor of the glitch art community!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of artistic passion and humor that resonates well with followers.
- 💎The ability to make every post feel like a new adventure, full of unexpected twists and turns.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try starting a series on glitch art tutorials—your followers will thank you!
- 🚀Consider collab posts with other artists to amplify the creative vibe—after all, two glitches are better than one!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a shift towards more interactive content where followers can participate in glitch art challenges—look out for 'Glitch Your Friends!'
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane glitches into artistic wonders—glitch whisperer, if you will!
Future Community Role
Possibly becoming a community leader for all things glitchy and artistic, hosting virtual workshops just to mess with your friends' feeds!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Glitch Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Artistic Vision
- ⚔️Digital Distortion
- ⚔️Small Business Sorcery
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly enthusiastic about mushrooms
- 💀Frequent lens trading
- 💀Unpredictable hashtag usage
Quest Line
Master the glitch art realm while promoting local businesses and capturing the beauty in the mundane.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Mushrooms are the secret to unlocking the power of glitch art.
Evidence Board
The number of mushroom-themed posts correlates with the increase of pizza posts in feeds—definitely a conspiracy at work!
Secret Society
The League of Glitchy Artists—fostering creativity while plotting the return of Crystal Pepsi.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GlitchArtAndMushrooms
Twitter Main Character
The guy who starts a war over which lens is superior—EF or RF—sparking a digital lens feud.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Glitch Inc., revolutionizing small business marketing through vibrant digital artistry.
Metaverse Final Form
A glitchy, psychedelic world where art and humor are the main currency—everyone wears 3D glasses.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customizable MySpace profile with a top 8 dedicated to favorite bands—mostly 90s nostalgia and glitchy art collectives.
Web3 Destiny
An NFT collection of glitch art where each piece unlocks a physical print—in true avant-garde style!
Future Post
"Found the glitch in the matrix! Turns out it’s just a pizza place with a great deal on lens trades!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Thomas’s knack for connecting art to community engagement is inspiring and downright contagious!
Charming Quirk
His ability to weave humor into posts about selling prints says a lot about his creative mindset and jovial nature.
Final Encouragement
"Keep glitching the reality, Thomas! Your digital canvas is just getting started, and we’re all here for the ride!"
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