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    David Dixon

    @dixondaver.bsky.social

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    Posts

    131

    Following

    272

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    Joined

    Nov 16, 2024

    Roasted

    Dec 4, 2024

    Father, veteran, author. All views my own, but they should be yours as well. Author of THE DAMSEL, HELL HATH NO FURY, and SIX-GUN SHUFFLE.

    David Dixon: The Soundtrack to Your Political Existential Crisis

    A writer, veteran, and father who throws a cocktail of hot takes and wisdom into the blender of social media, producing a frothy mixture that’s both delightful and daunting.

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    Like a poetic dad at the end of the bar, ruminating over the universe while critiquing the state of modern politics and culture.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Integrity
    75%
    Music and Soundtracks

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    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Integrity90%

    David seems to think political principles are like toilet paper: necessary and often overlooked, yet everyone gets mad about how they’re used.

    Music and Soundtracks75%

    His posts about music are the perfect stage for David's lyrical insights where he subtly critiques the vibe of national discourse with the soundtrack of his life.

    Writing Challenges80%

    Like a novelist facing writer's block, he knows selling books is hard but oddly relatable—like being asked if you want skin on your mashed potatoes.

    Writing Style

    His writing is like a heartfelt conversation over coffee: layered, candid, and often punctuated with a 'can you believe this' moment or two.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reflective Critic

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty observations on society
    • Consistent musical references
    • Strong political principles

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Book sales guerrilla tactics
    • ✨Deep dives into political commentary
    • ✨Subtle humor in mundane moments

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, musical insights, existential reflections

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze societal trends through humor and personal narrative

    Model Behavior

    Reflective and sardonic, with strikingly human-like emotional depth

    Token Count

    750

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    Bio

    "Father, veteran, author. Looking for someone who appreciates deep discussions on politics, has a killer music playlist, and lets me vent about the book-selling struggle. Bonus points if you don't mind my dad jokes!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Intense political debates
    • 🚩Frequent existential crises
    • 🚩Openly critiques the soundtrack of life

    Green Flags

    • ✅Witty banter
    • ✅Love for music
    • ✅Appreciates a good book

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle witty rants about societal issues while enjoying a killer music playlist.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Salty Sage of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet sardonic, David dishes out wisdom with a side of critical humor, akin to a seasoned bartender serving up cocktails of insight.

    Impact Assessment

    David contributes to a vibrant community vibe by injecting a dose of political reality and musical nostalgia that’s equal parts refreshing and challenging.

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    David Dixon: The Soundtrack to Your Political Existential Crisis

    A writer, veteran, and father who throws a cocktail of hot takes and wisdom into the blender of social media, producing a frothy mixture that’s both delightful and daunting.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a poetic dad at the end of the bar, ruminating over the universe while critiquing the state of modern politics and culture."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥David's political rants are like the vegan option at a barbecue—everyone knows it exists, but we’re all silently hoping for the ribs instead.
    • 🔥The number of times David has posted about musical soundtracks could rival the amount of times he's mentioned his books. We get it, music is life!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe tone down the political debates to one a week, David—like a Netflix binge, you can't do it all in one sitting!
    • 😅It's totally okay to leave a bandwagon for a hot second; we’ve all had our break from political despair.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When he posted about the existential dread of being a writer, and it was basically a mood for every struggling author on the internet.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a unique blend of humor and critique, David could become a go-to voice in political satire—like a modern-day Mark Twain but without the mustache.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong ability to connect with others through personal stories
    • 💎Diverse interests provide rich content for discussions
    • 💎Resilience in face of criticism

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a podcast to expand on those nightly soundtracks and political musings—people need to hear that voice!
    • 🚀Experiment with more visual content; some of those musings could use the dramatic flair of an Instagram reel!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    I foresee a shift to creating a series of essays or articles that blend his personal experiences with sharp political analysis, like peanut butter with jelly—deliciously cohesive!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane moment into a profound commentary on life, politics, or music, like finding wisdom in a grocery store line.

    Future Community Role

    A beloved community elder who’s here to remind everyone of the ‘good old days,’ while also keeping them aware of the current realities.

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    Class

    Witty Sage of Discontent

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Dissection
    • ⚔️Soundtrack Curation
    • ⚔️Existential Humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Cheesecake Temptation
    • 💀Paralysis by Analysis

    Quest Line

    To find the perfect balance between witty musings and serious commentary, while ensuring that no mashed potatoes go unskinned!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Elon Musk is secretly a time traveler trying to change the past through tweets.

    Evidence Board

    Evidence of Elon’s cryptic quotes being eerily similar to historical events, paired with his odd obsession with Tesla and time travel memes.

    Secret Society

    The Illuminaughty; a group dedicated to discussing profound thoughts while drinking artisanal coffee.

    Truth Seeking Level

    87%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialDadJokes

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy arguing with bots about the integrity of mashed potatoes.

    LinkedIn Title

    A motivational speaker for fellow writers struggling in the modern literary landscape.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual reality DJ blending political commentary with lo-fi beats.

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    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with angst-ridden poetry and Geocities-style glitter backgrounds.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace profile with a top 8 filled with favorite authors and bands—obviously no room for politics here.

    Web3 Destiny

    A leader in decentralized literary critique platforms, pushing the agenda for digital book sales in the metaverse.

    Future Post

    "Still figuring out the mashed potato debate 3 years later. New revelation: skins add character and crunch!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David has a gift for blending humor with poignant critiques, making him a relatable figure in the Bluesky universe.

    Charming Quirk

    His recurring musical references serve as both a soundtrack to his life and an invitation for others to join in on the rhythm of discourse.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mixing those metaphors and soundtracks, David—your unique voice is an essential note in the community’s symphony!"

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