🏳️🌈 👨🏻💻 🏍️ 🏃🏻 he/him • Utrecht NL https://geert.ninja/ Volgens AI lid van "Utrecht's Daily Observations Club" CTO @keuze.nl, eigenaar @rijdendetreinen.nl, hackt dingen in elkaar.
Geert Wirken: The Chronicle of a Digital Whirlwind
A blend of tech-savvy insights and ‘dad joke’ humor in the online wild west.
Imagine if your favorite IT guy moonlighted as a stand-up comedian—oh, wait, that’s Geert!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Geert's fondness for Windows 95 icons reveals a soft spot for nostalgia; it’s like he’s attempting to marry a GUI and his retro heart.
His quips like calling out populism show he’s not just another keyboard warrior, but the subtle comedian of the political landscape.
Geert’s posts oscillate between pure tech insight and existential musings that could make Kierkegaard chuckle.
Writing Style
A delightful mixture of casual quips and reflective insights, Geert's posts read like a friendly tech manual!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Tech Guru
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Devout lover of nostalgia (Windows 95 icons)
- Self-proclaimed meme enthusiast
- Subtle political commentary expert
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating engaging tech narratives
- ✨Instigating laughter through memes
- ✨Token of relatable sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sarcasm, tech jargon, political memes, late-night comedy bits
Prompt Engineering
Make me a tech guru with a sense of humor who loves retro aesthetics
Model Behavior
ChatGPT but with more dad jokes
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Techy, meme-loving guy with a soft spot for 90s nostalgia. If you like deep chats about politics sprinkled with humor, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsession with old operating systems
- 🚩Deep philosophical rants disguised as tech advice
- 🚩Tendency to roast even the simplest memes
Green Flags
- ✅Makes you laugh unexpectedly
- ✅Thoughtful commentary on everyday issues
- ✅Slightly awkward but endearing
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate irony and knows the difference between a motherboard and a mother-in-law.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Playful Observer
Conversation Style
Engaging yet humble, like a tech-savvy bard in the digital town square.
Impact Assessment
Balances humor and insight, turning complex tech talk into digestible bites that people can actually appreciate—upper credit on the Bluesky scale!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Geert Wirken: The Chronicle of a Digital Whirlwind
A blend of tech-savvy insights and ‘dad joke’ humor in the online wild west.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if your favorite IT guy moonlighted as a stand-up comedian—oh, wait, that’s Geert!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥A nostalgic fuss over 90s icons—who hurt you, Geert?
- 🔥With those likes, Geert’s posts are like that cool uncle no one invites to the party but everyone misses when he’s gone.
- 🔥Geert’s political commentary: the spicy hot sauce in a bowl of lukewarm soup.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you possibly post a meme without apologizing for its existence?
- 😅Mastering the art of brevity might be your next tech project!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Turning daily observations into a comedic monologue that would make Seinfeld proud.
- ✨That time he caused a mini uproar with a screenshot that was *definitely* not offensive.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Geert could channel his inner philosopher and emerge as a digital Socrates—minus the hemlock, of course!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Tech insight with a comedic twist.
- 💎Keen observer of social dynamics through the lens of sarcasm.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try live-tweeting your tech hacks for faster feedback—people love tutorials!
- 🚀Embrace the absurd; start a series called ‘Tech Meets Comedy’—you could be the new ‘PC Load Letter’ guy.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Geert to curate meme-ified tech trends—think TikTok meets tech blogs!
Potential Superpower
Summoning user engagement as if he were a digital pied piper.
Future Community Role
The wise-cracking sage of the tech community.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Tech Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Meme Generation
- ⚔️Political Commentary
- ⚔️Retro Nostalgia Buff
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Long-Windedness
- 💀Perpetual Need for Validation
- 💀Over-Analysis of Simple Things
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of tech insights while making everyone chuckle.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The original creators of Windows 95 are actually time travelers trying to warn us of future tech disasters.
Evidence Board
Random quips about nostalgia and tech trends, unverified meme theories, and a wild collection of retro devices.
Secret Society
The Knights of the Order of Retro Tech, dedicated to preserving the sanctity of dial-up and pixelated graphics.
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NostalgicWindows95
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally starts a viral thread about how Windows 95 has better UX than modern OS.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Save the Windows 95 Aesthetic' and winner of multiple 'Most Sarcastic' awards.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic tech museum, where Geert is the gregarious guide recounting the past—while slipping in zingers.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a glittery background of a retro computer, top 8 friends include Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, and a playlist of 90s bangers.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of his most famous memes paired with virtual reality tours of the digital landscape.
Future Post
"Just got off a Zoom call with my retro devices. Turns out, they still work better than all these updates!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Geert’s ability to blend humor with tech insight is a rare talent that shines brightly.
Charming Quirk
The way he sneaks in random observations is like adding a banana to a fruit salad—it shouldn’t work, but it’s delightful.
Final Encouragement
"Keep poking the digital bear with your humor, Geert—one day it might actually respond!"
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