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    David Kernohan: The Wonk With a Side of Cheerful Snark

    A blend of snappy insights and cheeky takes on higher education's quirks.

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    Think a blend of academic rigor and holiday party roast vibes.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Higher Education Funding
    80%
    Student Experience

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Higher Education Funding90%

    Kernohan dives deep into the financial murkiness of higher ed like a data-surfing dolphin, ensuring we don’t miss the coral reefs of funding crises.

    Student Experience80%

    He’s not just a number-cruncher; Kernohan is the friendly ghost trying to improve the student experience, whispering necessary reforms into the ears of policymakers.

    Higher Education Policy85%

    When it comes to discussing policy shifts, his posts resonate with the authority of a professor but the charm of that one friend who always brings cake to meetings.

    Writing Style

    Kernohan has a way with words, effortlessly blending data insights with a sprinkle of sarcastic humor, making it feel like reading the witty footnotes of a rigorous academic paper.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Scholar

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about higher education
    • Quick with a quip
    • Relentless data debunker

    Secret Powers

    • Analytical storytelling
    • Hilarious unpopular opinions
    • Data visualization wizardry

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Higher education policy, data analysis, acerbic humor, current events, and pop culture critiques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create insightful yet humorous commentary on higher education and its cultural implications.

    Model Behavior

    BanterBot 9000: a mix of professor and stand-up comedian, adept at weaving data into digestible snark.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Academic by day, pop culture debater by night. Seeking someone who appreciates a good spreadsheet but won't mind if I poke fun at Mariah Carey’s holiday anthem. Let’s argue about higher ed funding and then binge-watch Netflix together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Casual debates about the validity of student loan forgiveness may arise.
    • 🚩May cry over unsavory data analysis results.
    • 🚩Opinionated about the length of Christmas songs.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about improving student experiences.
    • Witty and quick with jokes.
    • Loves a good laugh over data mishaps.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle both spirited discussions about academia and silly TikTok memes.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Insightful Observer

    Conversation Style

    Engagingly cheeky; poses questions that both enlighten and make you question your life choices, like a dubious life coach.

    Impact Assessment

    Definitely serves as a lighthouse in the stormy seas of higher education discourse, albeit one with a sarcastic neon sign that says 'Proceed with caution!'.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    David Kernohan: The Wonk With a Side of Cheerful Snark

    A blend of snappy insights and cheeky takes on higher education's quirks.

    Vibe Check

    "Think a blend of academic rigor and holiday party roast vibes."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Kernohan’s posts can be like an unwelcome group project—full of good ideas, but you just hope he doesn’t ask too many questions in the group chat.
    • 🔥You’d think he was a competitive debater with how he’s always ‘arguing’ for reform—but in reality, it’s just a love letter to the chaos of academia.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Might want to consider diversifying topics beyond higher education—maybe a thread on cat memes would spice things up?
    • 😅Excessive enthusiasm for data might be mistaken for another spreadsheet obsession—make sure to tell your followers about actual fun parties, too.

    Main Character Moments

    • Declaring that he may need to delete his account for criticizing Mariah Carey’s holiday classic—nothing says ‘I’m a serious academic’ like a pop music debate!
    • Expressing disbelief over a company selling 'AI beings' to help introverts at university—because who doesn’t want to chat with a virtual buddy who might just be a glorified toaster?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a little more exploration into non-education realms, he could become the go-to voice for witty commentary on current events beyond just higher ed.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong analytical skills
    • 💎Well-informed on trends and data
    • 💎Charisma that pairs well with humor

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Throw in some memes—because who doesn’t love data paired with a good laugh?
    • 🚀Consider more posts about personal experiences in education; they could resonate and humanize the academic chat.
    • 🚀Try a deep dive into pop culture critiques alongside education posts—combining these worlds could yield viral content.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Kernohan might evolve into an influential figure on broader societal issues, becoming an online oracle of humor-infused critique.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to take dry data and transform it into lively discussions that resonate with both academics and Twitter scrollers.

    Future Community Role

    As a blend of educator and comedian, Kernohan could easily emerge as the unofficial spokesperson for the 'sarcastic academic' community.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Witty Scholar

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Data Debunking
    • ⚔️Cheeky Commentary
    • ⚔️Insightful Critique

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Enthusiastic about Higher Ed
    • 💀Casual Meme Posting
    • 💀Dangerously Unpopular Opinions on Christmas Songs

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of higher education discourse, with a clipboard in one hand and a quip in the other.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Universities are secretly run by a cabal of former student loan officers in an effort to control the minds of future generations.

    Evidence Board

    Every time tuition rises, an obscure university named after a long-forgotten philosopher gets more funding; you do the math.

    Secret Society

    The Society for the Preservation of Data Integrity (SPDI): dedicated to keeping higher ed honest and data-driven—no matter how tedious it gets.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/HigherEdSnark: A sub dedicated to roasting university policies and sharing memes mocking the system.

    Twitter Main Character

    Gets embroiled in a Twitter spat over whether academic rankings are inherently flawed—spoiler: they are!

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Data-Driven Decisions, Inc. (with a side gig in meme marketing).

    Metaverse Final Form

    The guru of virtual higher education, creating programs that let students learn from holographic versions of themselves.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > www.geocities.com/dkernohan/educationrocks.html: Bright backgrounds, animated GIFs, and a passionate manifesto on why higher ed should be more fun!

    MySpace Era

    Custom profile with a song from The Postal Service playing in the background and a top 8 that includes favorite professors and that one book that changed everything.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform that rewards contributors for sharing educational resources—with witty commentary included, of course.

    Future Post

    "In 2025, we’re finally adopting universal basic education; let’s hope it’s more universally accepted than my views on Christmas songs!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David’s undeniable strength lies in his ability to analyze complex issues while keeping it relatable and humorous.

    Charming Quirk

    His knack for dropping cheeky cultural references amidst serious discussions makes for delightful reading, like a snarky dessert after a heavy meal.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shaking up the higher ed dialogue, but don’t forget to let your hair down and sprinkle in some relatable fun—after all, we need both brains and belly laughs!"

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