осторожно, говорят у меня буквы агрессивные ム she/her — милости прошу на ты ( ´-｀) ム 19 y.o; intj, ru Арты: @dleianin.bsky.social Арты 0.2: https://t.me/Dleianin
Meet the Bluesky's Drama Queen: Dедлайн 𝓸𝓱𝓾𝓮𝓵!
She’s not just living life; she’s spilling the tea all over the timeline!
Energetic, chaotic, and ready for some existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Turns everyday struggles into spoken word poetry—with some spicy profanity for flavor!
When she’s not rolling her eyes at pseudotolerance, she’s busy giving the best rants in bluesky history—take notes, folks!
Forget deadlines, her art projects seem to take a scenic route to completion—maybe they’ll get there someday!
Writing Style
A poetry slam disguised as everyday thoughts; the occasional dramatic pause helps build the suspense of uncertainty!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Social Jester
Keeping It Real Score
89%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered opinions
- Artistic flair
- Witty sarcasm
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating drama for fun
- ✨Expressing feelings through emoji
- ✨Sounding profound while ranting
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of existential crises, social commentary, and artistic aspirations infused with humor and sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous yet profound thoughts about life, art, and the absurdities of existence.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet relatable, with a penchant for deep dives into trivialities.
Token Count
3200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Creative soul seeking someone who understands that sarcasm is a love language. Must appreciate existential dread and spontaneous pizza deliveries."
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense rants about pseudotolerance may occur.
- 🚩Possibly dramatic in mundane situations.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty humor that can light up a room.
- ✅Artistic talent waiting to be unleashed.
Perfect Match
Someone who embraces chaos and can engage in deep yet silly discussions.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Chaotic Connector
Conversation Style
Engages with humor that feels like a rollercoaster—hold onto your hats!
Impact Assessment
Brings a wild, relatable energy that keeps the community buzzing.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Meet the Bluesky's Drama Queen: Dедлайн 𝓸𝓱𝓾𝓮𝓵!
She’s not just living life; she’s spilling the tea all over the timeline!
Vibe Check
"Energetic, chaotic, and ready for some existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like they’re running a one-woman show in a comedy club—just sans the filtering!
- 🔥If existential dread were an Olympic sport, she’d take gold—repeatedly.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could she please stop verbally beating up pseudotolerance for just one day?
- 😅Might want to consider not engaging with telemarketers for her mental health.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring her survival amidst chaos has the energy of a horror movie protagonist who just won't quit!
- ✨When the pizza arrives unexpectedly, you know it’s a plot twist worthy of a sitcom.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If she harnesses that chaotic creativity, we might see a viral meme artist in the making!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unstoppable charm that keeps followers returning for more
- 💎A knack for turning small moments into relatable stories
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider posting art updates more frequently; we need to see progress on your masterpieces!
- 🚀Maybe swap out the dramatic existential posts for a few light-hearted ones just for balance.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
From relatable rants to viral art—watch out for her coming-of-age webcomic!
Potential Superpower
Absurdly relatable rants that end up as memes—get ready for some serious shareability!
Future Community Role
One day, she’ll be the unofficial bluesky therapist, giving out unsolicited yet honest life advice!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Connector
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unfiltered Humor
- ⚔️Existential Rants
- ⚔️Artistic Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination
- 💀Telemarketer Rage
- 💀Dramatic Overreactions
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic landscape of social media while balancing creativity and sanity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The telemarketers are actually aliens conducting a psychological experiment on human frustration levels.
Evidence Board
Frequent unsolicited calls, weird coincidences with delivery timings, and a growing disdain for survey calls.
Secret Society
Society of Chaotic Creators, dedicated to overthrowing boring social norms.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/ExistentialDreadMemes
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a viral tweet storm after declaring coffee as an existential crisis.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Entrepreneur focused on turning chaotic ideas into viral art.
Metaverse Final Form
A whimsical being who speaks only in memes and emojis, navigating a pixelated landscape of creativity.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with My Chemical Romance quotes and a playlist that screams teenage angst.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a digital art collection called 'Dread & Delight' that sells at absurdly high prices.
Future Post
Update: Finally finished that art project... 4 years later. Still surprised nobody has noticed the existential themes.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
An unfiltered honesty that’s both refreshing and entertaining—her posts are a breath of fresh air!
Charming Quirk
Her chaotic nature makes doomscrolling feel like an exhilarating ride!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking things up, Дедлайн 𝓸𝓱𝓾𝓮𝓵; the internet needs your unique blend of chaos and creativity!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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