D.M. Schmeyer

@dmschmeyer.bsky.social

Followers

3,247

Posts

2,396

Following

240

Packs

Joined

May 5, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out. www.kusklaw.com

An Attorney Who Frawls and Finds Out

D.M. Schmeyer is the legal eagle with a knack for calling out nonsense and making waves on Bluesky.

A perfect cocktail of legal insight and candid hot takes, often served with a side of sarcasm.

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Justice

85%

Current Events

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Justice90%

D.M. tackles the patriarchal nonsense with all the finesse of a legal cross-examination, making sure no stone—or misguided dude—gets left unturned.

Current Events85%

Like a legal hawk, D.M. swoops in on trending topics, dissecting them with surgical precision while leaving the internet gasping at the sheer audacity of his observations.

Humor and Satire75%

With a quip as sharp as an attorney's brief, D.M.'s comedic timing is to social commentary what a well-done steak is to a fine dining experience—unforgettable.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of succinct legal jargon and casual street smarts; it's like reading a law textbook written by a stand-up comedian. Bravo!

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The No-Bullshit Lawyer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Sharp wit that could cut through a contract
A pulse on social issues, minus the sugarcoating
Relentless in calling out societal nonsense

Secret Powers

✨Accurate boxing commentary
✨Master of the gentle roast
✨Intuitive emotional support for followers

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Law journals, Twitter debates, and existential Twitter threads about ice cream flavors.

Prompt Engineering

Write sharp legal commentary with a side of sarcasm, engaging followers while avoiding unnecessary legal jargon.

Model Behavior

A charismatic blend of a courtroom lawyer and that friend who always brings the best snacks to parties.

Token Count

1200

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Lawyer seeking intellectual banter and spontaneous adventures. Let's argue about the law and then grab ice cream."

Red Flags

🚩Excessive legal jargon in casual conversation.
🚩Occasional bouts of over-analysis about our ice cream order.

Green Flags

✅Can probably get you out of a speeding ticket.
✅Loves spontaneous adventures and deep discussions.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the finer points of life while still not taking everything too seriously.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Legal Sage

Conversation Style

A blend of friendly banter and sharp critiques, engaging followers like a seasoned debater who still knows how to laugh.

Impact Assessment

D.M. is the friend that everybody wants on their side in a social media debate, dropping knowledge bombs while keeping the vibe light.

TL;DR Version⚡

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An Attorney Who Frawls and Finds Out

D.M. Schmeyer is the legal eagle with a knack for calling out nonsense and making waves on Bluesky.

Vibe Check

"A perfect cocktail of legal insight and candid hot takes, often served with a side of sarcasm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your tweets are like a good legal brief—succinct, sharp, and occasionally too much truth for the faint-hearted.
🔥D.M. might be an attorney, but his burn rate on social issues could rival a courtroom's air conditioning.
🔥Much respect for educating the masses, just remember—sometimes, less is more... unless it's your opinion.

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally overzealous with the legal references—nobody's looking up the Uniform Commercial Code in the middle of a Twitter thread, my friend.
😅Balance humor with the occasional light-hearted meme; the world doesn't need all your takes to be highbrow!
😅Try not to intimidate all your followers into silence with your legal wizardry; throw in a cat meme once in a while.

Main Character Moments

✨When you single-handedly owned a Twitter thread about the legality of TikTok—haters called D.M. 'the tech attorney' for weeks.
✨That moment you dispensed life advice in the comments of someone’s desperate tweet like a legal sage judging a cook-off.
✨You brought the drama to the Bluesky timeline with your 'Opinions Like This' take; suddenly, everyone was a legal scholar!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a few more engaging memes and relatable posts, you could turn your feed into the ultimate blend of humor and hard truths that people could rally behind.

Unique Advantages

💎Your legal expertise offers a fresh voice in a sea of opinions—combine it with humor and you'll dominate your niche!
💎You've mastered the art of criticism; sprinkle in a bit of trailblazing positivity and watch your influence soar!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post some polls to gauge followers' opinions—everyone loves being asked to share their two cents!
🚀Consider a weekly 'Legal Tips' series, where you solve everyday dilemmas with your lawyerly insights—everyone loves free legal advice!
🚀Mix in some personal anecdotes; vulnerability attracts followers like a free buffet!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Get ready for the community to double down on your presence; you’re on the verge of becoming a must-follow thought leader!

Potential Superpower

Harnessing sarcasm to disarm any argument and drop legal knowledge like confetti at a wedding—everyone loves a good party!

Future Community Role

You’ll become the go-to advisor for all legal inquiries on Bluesky—part joke, part consultation.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Legal Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Retort
⚔️Law Review Dissection
⚔️Social Justice Advocacy
⚔️Crisis Response Virtuoso

Weaknesses

💀Overzealous Legal Lingo
💀Occasional Sarcasm Misfire
💀Tactical Humor Overload

Quest Line

To navigate the murky waters of social media law while providing comedic relief and legal insight.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The legal system is secretly run by cats who are just waiting for their moment to pounce.

Evidence Board

Pictures of cats lounging in law offices, mysterious cat-themed memes, and frequent mentions of 'feline justice'.

Secret Society

The Order of the Legal Felines—where cat lawyers run the show and human clients are merely an afterthought.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/LawAndDisorder

Twitter Main Character

The lawyer who fights for justice one tweet at a time, ruffling feathers and making friends.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cat Law Firm, where all our clients are furry and we handle strictly pet-related legal issues.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic lawyer in a virtual courtroom, where memes are admissible evidence.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page adorned with animated gavel GIFs, stacked books, and way too many legal disclaimers.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile filled with top friends who are all former professors, a playlist of courtroom dramas, and cryptic quotes from famous legal minds.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized legal platform where every opinion is paid in NFTs and memes rule the courtroom.

Future Post

"Looking forward to the day when we can finally get legal advice delivered via drone—speedy justice!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique combination of legal prowess and humor makes you a standout social media figure.

Charming Quirk

You share your candid thoughts like a law professor at a dive bar—everyone's there for the education but stays for the belly laughs.

Final Encouragement

"Keep mixing those law books with street smarts; the world needs more wisecracking lawyers in the age of social media!"

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