Bob's passionate obsession with the 20-book challenge shows that he’s read more than most people have even considered. It's as if he's trying to compile the world's most intellectual Tinder profiles, swiping right on covers instead of faces.

With a statement like 'Chrome is malware,' Bob essentially runs an anti-tech support group, spreading the gospel of the digital apocalypse to his followers. Be careful—next he might suggest reverting to typewriters or sending smoke signals.

His political takes, while spicy, hint at an underlying affection for chaos. When he tweeted about the Hegseth email, he tackled politics like a baseball player hitting a home run—swinging for the fences but occasionally hitting foul balls.