From soccer to life lessons, it’s clear our friend here has a deep-rooted passion for the game, though his children’s debates may soon threaten his credibility as a father and a fan.

With an astute observation on the lack of international news relevance, they simultaneously roast local media—think of them as the Socrates of your Bluesky feed, minus the toga.

From cramming buses to the trials of parenting, this account captures the essence of common life hilariously, proving that sometimes the mundane is the most relatable.