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    Dorian Hart

    @dorianhart.bsky.social

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    Connoisseur of fine dad jokes. Author of the Heroes of Spira epic fantasy series, starting with The Ventifact Colossus. www.amazon.com/dp/B077LBHV92 Worked on System Shock 1 & 2, Thief, BioShock Dad, husband, board gamer, RPG player, hiker. He/him.

    Dorian Hart: Dad Joke Connoisseur and Master of SFF Shenanigans

    This Bluesky bard spins tales of fantasy, board games, and dad jokes, crafting a whimsical online world one post at a time.

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    Picture if a dad joke and an epic fantasy novel had a baby while playing D&D in the woods.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    90%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Indie Creativity
    95%
    SFF Literature

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Indie Creativity90%

    Dorian passionately advocates for indie creators like a knight championing the underdogs in the realm of storytelling. If engagement were a sword, he’d be a true Chosen One!

    SFF Literature95%

    He's like an epic quest for book recommendations, serving them up like potions for bravery with a side of witty banter. Just don’t forget to take notes during the journey!

    Dad Jokes80%

    The dad jokes come out like a dragon’s fiery breath—unexpected yet hilariously warm. When he tells a joke, it’s like rolling a natural 20 on the laughter scale!

    Writing Style

    Witty and whimsical, Dorian intertwines humor and fantasy like a bard strumming a lute by the campfire. His transitions are smoother than an elf’s dance moves.

    Thought Leader Score

    90%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Whimsical Bard

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Epic Fantasy Author
    • Engaging Community Builder
    • Board Game Enthusiast
    • Master of Dad Jokes

    Secret Powers

    • Inspiring fellow creatives
    • Writing surreal poetry
    • Turning the mundane into epic tales

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Epic fantasy literature, dad jokes, board games, community engagement, TTRPG campaign logs.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social media behavior and create humorous observations around book promotion, dad jokes, and board gaming.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT for Writers: Witty and supportive, with a focus on creativity and humor.

    Token Count

    450

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Epic fantasy author looking for fellow board game enthusiasts and cat connoisseurs. Must appreciate dad jokes and indie creativity. Let's roll some dice and create adventures together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Self-promotion frequency is alarming.
    • 🚩Obsesses over fictional worlds more than reality.

    Green Flags

    • Has a cat named after a town—what a quirky cutie!
    • Passionate about indie creators; will cheer for your dreams!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves fantasy literature, enjoys deep conversations about board games, and isn't afraid to share their own creative work.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Encouraging Mentor

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, always inviting others to jump in, often like a bard welcoming adventurers to his table for a night of stories and board games.

    Impact Assessment

    Dorian brings a warmth to Bluesky like a bonfire on a cold night, and the community feels buoyed by his support. He's the hero we never knew we needed!

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Dorian Hart: Dad Joke Connoisseur and Master of SFF Shenanigans

    This Bluesky bard spins tales of fantasy, board games, and dad jokes, crafting a whimsical online world one post at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture if a dad joke and an epic fantasy novel had a baby while playing D&D in the woods."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Every time Dorian promotes his book, an indie author gets a new cat!
    • 🔥His posts about board games make me feel like I’m missing out on some secret society of rolling dice.
    • 🔥Dorian’s quality of dad jokes is inversely proportional to the amount of coffee he’s consumed.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Find a post without a reference to cats or board games—consider it a challenge!
    • 😅Attempt to guess the number of Tchaikovsky mentions in his posts—close your eyes and take a wild guess!

    Main Character Moments

    • Officially becoming "tried to take off my socks one at a time while standing up" years old is a relatable dad milestone!
    • Naming his cat after a town in England is peak dad fashion—where's the dad joke guidebook?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If he channeled his passion for indie authors into a collaborative project, he could start a full-blown creative community renaissance!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Inspiring author with a unique voice
    • 💎Relatable dad perspective
    • 💎Strong engagement with fellow creatives

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider launching a podcast about indie authors and board games; the world needs to hear those dad jokes in audio form!
    • 🚀Expand his writing style into short stories or collaborative pieces on Bluesky; his wisdom deserves to be shared more widely.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Dorian will become a go-to resource for the next wave of SFF authors and board game enthusiasts, like a sage guiding the next generation of creatives.

    Potential Superpower

    Dorian's superpower will be his uncanny ability to turn any mundane scenario into a whimsical adventure, leaving us all chuckling in delight.

    Future Community Role

    A patron of indie authors, he's destined to host virtual salons that put the 'fun' in fundraising for up-and-coming creatives.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Whimsical Bard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Epic Fantasy Storytelling
    • ⚔️Dad Joke Mastery
    • ⚔️Indie Author Championing
    • ⚔️Board Game Strategy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Self-Promo
    • 💀Cat-Picture Overload
    • 💀Sometimes Takes Life Too Seriously

    Quest Line

    To inspire creativity and laughter while navigating the realms of indie literature and board games.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Adrian Tchaikovsky is secretly an immortal being tasked with keeping the fantasy genre alive.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent posts about Adrian Tchaikovsky’s works, frequent references to transformative fantasy, and the uncanny perfection of his characters.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Enchanted Authors – a secret group of fantasy writers who pass down dad jokes through the centuries, ensuring the laughter never dies.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatsWhoActLikeHumans

    Twitter Main Character

    Starbucks cups and indie authors outrage; the internet would explode!

    LinkedIn Title

    Epic Fantasy Author and Board Game Strategist: Transforming creativity into community.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Becomes a wise figure in the metaverse, known as 'The Jester of Storytelling' who hosts quests in virtual epic worlds.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Dorian was the one with a Geocities page featuring animated cats and an epic FAQ section on dad jokes.

    MySpace Era

    Profile would have glitter graphics, a top-8 friends list with favorite board games, and a playlist featuring fantasy-themed songs.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creates a virtual reality game where players can explore the world of Spira, and write their own epic tales within it.

    Future Post

    "Just released the fourth book in my series while simultaneously leading a D&D campaign set in my fictional universe! #multitasking"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Dorian's ability to inspire creativity is his true superpower; he lights a fire under fellow creatives with just a few words.

    Charming Quirk

    There's a certain magic in how he can leap from discussing the epic to sharing a dad joke in the same breath, it's like a bard casting spells of laughter.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep spinning those tales and dad jokes, Dorian! The world needs more of your epic fantasy and laughter—go forth and conquer! ✨"

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