Connoisseur of fine dad jokes. Author of the Heroes of Spira epic fantasy series, starting with The Ventifact Colossus. www.amazon.com/dp/B077LBHV92 Worked on System Shock 1 & 2, Thief, BioShock Dad, husband, board gamer, RPG player, hiker. He/him.
Dorian Hart: Dad Joke Connoisseur and Master of SFF Shenanigans
This Bluesky bard spins tales of fantasy, board games, and dad jokes, crafting a whimsical online world one post at a time.
Picture if a dad joke and an epic fantasy novel had a baby while playing D&D in the woods.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Dorian passionately advocates for indie creators like a knight championing the underdogs in the realm of storytelling. If engagement were a sword, he’d be a true Chosen One!
He's like an epic quest for book recommendations, serving them up like potions for bravery with a side of witty banter. Just don’t forget to take notes during the journey!
The dad jokes come out like a dragon’s fiery breath—unexpected yet hilariously warm. When he tells a joke, it’s like rolling a natural 20 on the laughter scale!
Writing Style
Witty and whimsical, Dorian intertwines humor and fantasy like a bard strumming a lute by the campfire. His transitions are smoother than an elf’s dance moves.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Whimsical Bard
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Epic Fantasy Author
- Engaging Community Builder
- Board Game Enthusiast
- Master of Dad Jokes
Secret Powers
- ✨Inspiring fellow creatives
- ✨Writing surreal poetry
- ✨Turning the mundane into epic tales
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Epic fantasy literature, dad jokes, board games, community engagement, TTRPG campaign logs.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media behavior and create humorous observations around book promotion, dad jokes, and board gaming.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT for Writers: Witty and supportive, with a focus on creativity and humor.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Epic fantasy author looking for fellow board game enthusiasts and cat connoisseurs. Must appreciate dad jokes and indie creativity. Let's roll some dice and create adventures together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Self-promotion frequency is alarming.
- 🚩Obsesses over fictional worlds more than reality.
Green Flags
- ✅Has a cat named after a town—what a quirky cutie!
- ✅Passionate about indie creators; will cheer for your dreams!
Perfect Match
Someone who loves fantasy literature, enjoys deep conversations about board games, and isn't afraid to share their own creative work.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encouraging Mentor
Conversation Style
Engaging, always inviting others to jump in, often like a bard welcoming adventurers to his table for a night of stories and board games.
Impact Assessment
Dorian brings a warmth to Bluesky like a bonfire on a cold night, and the community feels buoyed by his support. He's the hero we never knew we needed!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dorian Hart: Dad Joke Connoisseur and Master of SFF Shenanigans
This Bluesky bard spins tales of fantasy, board games, and dad jokes, crafting a whimsical online world one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"Picture if a dad joke and an epic fantasy novel had a baby while playing D&D in the woods."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time Dorian promotes his book, an indie author gets a new cat!
- 🔥His posts about board games make me feel like I’m missing out on some secret society of rolling dice.
- 🔥Dorian’s quality of dad jokes is inversely proportional to the amount of coffee he’s consumed.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Find a post without a reference to cats or board games—consider it a challenge!
- 😅Attempt to guess the number of Tchaikovsky mentions in his posts—close your eyes and take a wild guess!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Officially becoming "tried to take off my socks one at a time while standing up" years old is a relatable dad milestone!
- ✨Naming his cat after a town in England is peak dad fashion—where's the dad joke guidebook?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he channeled his passion for indie authors into a collaborative project, he could start a full-blown creative community renaissance!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Inspiring author with a unique voice
- 💎Relatable dad perspective
- 💎Strong engagement with fellow creatives
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider launching a podcast about indie authors and board games; the world needs to hear those dad jokes in audio form!
- 🚀Expand his writing style into short stories or collaborative pieces on Bluesky; his wisdom deserves to be shared more widely.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Dorian will become a go-to resource for the next wave of SFF authors and board game enthusiasts, like a sage guiding the next generation of creatives.
Potential Superpower
Dorian's superpower will be his uncanny ability to turn any mundane scenario into a whimsical adventure, leaving us all chuckling in delight.
Future Community Role
A patron of indie authors, he's destined to host virtual salons that put the 'fun' in fundraising for up-and-coming creatives.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Whimsical Bard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Epic Fantasy Storytelling
- ⚔️Dad Joke Mastery
- ⚔️Indie Author Championing
- ⚔️Board Game Strategy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Self-Promo
- 💀Cat-Picture Overload
- 💀Sometimes Takes Life Too Seriously
Quest Line
To inspire creativity and laughter while navigating the realms of indie literature and board games.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Adrian Tchaikovsky is secretly an immortal being tasked with keeping the fantasy genre alive.
Evidence Board
Frequent posts about Adrian Tchaikovsky’s works, frequent references to transformative fantasy, and the uncanny perfection of his characters.
Secret Society
Society of the Enchanted Authors – a secret group of fantasy writers who pass down dad jokes through the centuries, ensuring the laughter never dies.
Truth Seeking Level
78.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatsWhoActLikeHumans
Twitter Main Character
Starbucks cups and indie authors outrage; the internet would explode!
LinkedIn Title
Epic Fantasy Author and Board Game Strategist: Transforming creativity into community.
Metaverse Final Form
Becomes a wise figure in the metaverse, known as 'The Jester of Storytelling' who hosts quests in virtual epic worlds.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile would have glitter graphics, a top-8 friends list with favorite board games, and a playlist featuring fantasy-themed songs.
Web3 Destiny
Creates a virtual reality game where players can explore the world of Spira, and write their own epic tales within it.
Future Post
"Just released the fourth book in my series while simultaneously leading a D&D campaign set in my fictional universe! #multitasking"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Dorian's ability to inspire creativity is his true superpower; he lights a fire under fellow creatives with just a few words.
Charming Quirk
There's a certain magic in how he can leap from discussing the epic to sharing a dad joke in the same breath, it's like a bard casting spells of laughter.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spinning those tales and dad jokes, Dorian! The world needs more of your epic fantasy and laughter—go forth and conquer! ✨"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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