Dorthes dives deep into the melodrama of Eurovision like a contestant diving into an inflatable pool—full of splashes and questionable decisions. Might need a lifebuoy for that one!

With deft strokes and pixel-perfect precision, Dorthes’ art makes even Picasso say, 'Damn, I wish I had that talent!' It’s like watching a master chef prepare a soufflé while I content myself with instant ramen.

Dorthes weaves cultural commentary into each post like a hipster barista pouring latte art—thoughtful yet deceptively simple. You sip, you ponder, and then you laugh at why you even considered an oat milk alternative.