From impassioned rants about foul play to the very essence of the game, David channels the spirit of a rugby commentator who’s just had one too many stouts. Every match is a stage, and he’s there with a pint providing unsolicited commentary on every tackle and triumph.

David’s posts often read like a diary entry from a wise uncle whose life advice usually ends with, ‘Have you tried a pint?' He blends humor and honesty about life's absurdities, making the mundane feel profound—sometimes it even feels like therapy, just with more beer.

In moments of reflection on societal issues, David has the gravitas of a bard lamenting a lost cause, albeit while chuckling over a pint. He parades through heavy topics like homelessness and politics with an air of sardonic humor that belies the seriousness underneath.