Jòlmund passionately defends women’s rights like a knight in shining armor, albeit one that wields a pen instead of a sword. With each post, you can hear the clanking of feminist swords as they clash against the oppression of patriarchy!

Their posts on sustainable farming read like love letters to Mother Earth—if Mother Earth had a great taste in music and a disdain for coal mining. Here’s hoping they don’t start serenading the sunflowers anytime soon!

Jòlmund's call to action for community involvement is like a motivational poster that finally got a Twitter account. 'Engage politically or you're just a spectator to your own life,' they say!

Asking us whether the mushroom emoji has disappeared from Christmas decorations is the kind of existential crisis we didn’t know we needed. If a mushroom can vanish, what does that mean for our holiday spirit?