This captain steers through the tumultuous waters of political debates with enough stats to sink a battleship, yet anchors down with dad humor that keeps his followers laughing rather than drowning.

Whether he's lamenting over the loss of rural hospitals or the absurdity of tariffs, his posts provoke thought—and sometimes a chuckle—like a blend of NPR's weekend news and the finest dad jokes.

When he reminisces about Gin Blossoms and Toad the Wet Sprocket, it’s a poignant reminder that sometimes the past is just a grocery store playlist away—a little emotional, a little groovy, and definitely outdated.