Director of Teacher Programming, The Center for Climate Change Education at PRI Co-author of The Teacher-Friendly Guide to Climate Change Deputizer of climate communicators Thinks we should talk more about fire https://climate.earthathome.org/
Don Haas: The Climate Crusader with a Side of Snark
An eco-warrior who wields humor like a carbon-neutral sword.
A mix of seriousness, wit, and seasonal cheer that shouts 'Climate change!' while whispering 'Watch me decorate for Christmas!'
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With the gusto of a well-placed meme, Don tackles climate anxiety by sharing resources like they're party favors at a climate change seminar.
When he dives into politics, it's like watching a cat video on the internet: you know it's going to get messy, but you can't look away.
From discussing Christmas decorations to his cat's latest antics, those sweet glimpses remind us he’s a human being behind the scientist’s mask—cat hair and all.
Writing Style
A cocktail of well-researched insights, earnest pleas for climate action, and the occasional sprinkle of self-deprecating humor. He writes like a climate scientist who just discovered Twitter.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about climate change education
- Loves to engage with followers on complex topics
- Occasional cat parent vibes
Secret Powers
- ✨Unironically passionate about holiday decorations
- ✨Master of combining climate facts with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Climate science papers, cat videos, holiday decoration blogs, Twitter threads on politics and social issues.
Prompt Engineering
Generate thoughtful, witty insights on climate communication and education while maintaining an engaging and approachable tone.
Model Behavior
Informative yet approachable, with a flair for humor and sarcasm.
Token Count
2500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Eco-conscious educator, passionate about climate change and sustainability. Love deep discussions about science, politics, and the occasional kitty cat antics. Looking for a fellow climate crusader to share resources with and maybe decorate for the holidays!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too serious about climate discussions.
- 🚩May post too many cat photos.
- 🚩Watch out for occasional over-enthusiasm about Christmas.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about making a difference.
- ✅Engages thoughtfully with others.
- ✅Loves to learn and share resources.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves the earth, respects science, and isn't afraid to sprinkle in a little humor—bonus points if you have a cat!
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Climate Change Conductor
Conversation Style
Engaging, yet authoritative—like a professor who just handed out candy on the last day of class.
Impact Assessment
His contributions to discussions on climate change are like adding a salad to a fast-food meal: unexpectedly refreshing and surprisingly good for you.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Don Haas: The Climate Crusader with a Side of Snark
An eco-warrior who wields humor like a carbon-neutral sword.
Vibe Check
"A mix of seriousness, wit, and seasonal cheer that shouts 'Climate change!' while whispering 'Watch me decorate for Christmas!'"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His post about Christmas decorations got more likes than his climate change resources—clearly, people prefer tinsel over statistics!
- 🔥With his enthusiasm for local rock giveaways, I wonder if he's secretly running a geology-themed Santa’s workshop.
- 🔥Every time he shares a serious take on climate, a cat on the internet gets a new follower.
- 🔥Used 'climate anxiety' so often that I half-expect it to trend on social media.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Tone down those Christmas vibes in July—climate change is serious, people need a reminder!
- 😅Keep the cat discussions slightly less online; nobody needs to know that 'Daphne or Velma' is a pressing issue.
- 😅He's like a climate detective trying to solve 'The Mystery of the Missing Engagement'—where are those likes at?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he declared, "Whew, that doesn’t look good," it was like the weather was personally offended.
- ✨His cat discussion posts are a delightful reminder that the world isn't all doom and gloom, even when climate changes are at stake.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for storytelling, if he dived into humor writing, plausible comedy could blossom out of serious climate talks.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong command over climate science and education
- 💎Natural ability to connect with diverse audiences
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try mixing more personal anecdotes into educational posts; it’s like adding chocolate to broccoli—suddenly palatable!
- 🚀Experiment with leveraging humor more often to reach broader audiences; we all love a good dad joke with those climate facts.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see him branch into humor-infused climate communication—think Neil deGrasse Tyson but with a side of sarcasm.
Potential Superpower
An uncanny ability to turn doom-and-gloom climate talks into engaging Twitter threads that even your grandma could understand.
Future Community Role
Might evolve into the unofficial mascot of climate communication on Bluesky, showing up like the Green Lantern but with fewer spandex shorts.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Climate Crusader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Climate Change Communication
- ⚔️Holiday Spirit Infusion
- ⚔️Cat Parent Charm
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Academic References
- 💀Tendency to Over-Engage with Posts
- 💀Too Much Holiday Cheer
Quest Line
To save the planet while infusing joy through humor and seasonal decorations.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The holiday decorations are secretly a way to distract everyone from the impending climate apocalypse.
Evidence Board
1. Increased engagement on festive posts. 2. Climate discussions diminish in December. 3. The correlation between holiday cheer and reduced anxiety about climate change.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Tinsel and Reasoned Debate.
Truth Seeking Level
25%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ClimateCatVideos
Twitter Main Character
Takes the internet by storm with viral posts on holiday-themed climate disaster prevention tips—because nothing says preparation like fairy lights.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of EcoFestivity Corp, where every meeting starts with a holiday decoration brainstorming session.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual reality space where users can celebrate Earth Day with cat avatars while learning about climate change.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A theme decked out with climate activism banners, a playlist featuring ‘Fight the Power’ by Public Enemy, and personal blog entries like 'Why Cats Are Better than Politicians.'
Web3 Destiny
Transition to a Web3 platform where users can earn tokens for sharing eco-friendly practices and holiday recipes, all while engaging in a virtual snowball fight.
Future Post
‘Just got back from the future where we solved climate change! Here are the 10 steps I took—and yes, it involved more cat memes and less plastic!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His genuine passion for climate education shines through every post, making him a reliable source of information.
Charming Quirk
With his mix of informative articles and playful cat anecdotes, he’s like the dad joke of climate activism—unapologetically charming.
Final Encouragement
"Keep riding that eco-wave, Don! Remember, every post is a chance to plant a seed of awareness—just not too many of those plastic ones!"
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