Evolutionary biologist, teaching-track professor (knowledge transmitter), board game and cat enthusiast, teller of Dad jokes, believer that sarcasm doesn't have to be mean or denigrating. Also a "damn greenblooded hobgoblin". I read a lot. 🏳️🌈🧫 👨
Mike Wiser: The Sarcastic Scholar of Bluesky
A delightful mix of dad jokes, scientific musings, and occasional cat grievances.
Like a lab coat at a rave—unexpected, but somehow fitting.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Mike reminds us that hobbies should be fun, not another stressor in life, like an avocado toast craving during a pandemic.
His attempts to blend humor with scientific facts are like trying to mix oil and water—except somehow, it works!
With sharp observations about societal norms, he can turn a simple tweet into a TED Talk worthy of a standing ovation.
His unique perspective on childless parenting (aka cat ownership) brings a fresh take on pet dynamics—who knew cats could warrant a philosophical discussion?
Writing Style
Mike's writing oscillates between a dad joke and a dissertation, effortlessly slipping between the two like a cat in a sunbeam.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Playful Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Eloquent humor
- Diverse interests
- Strong sense of social justice
Secret Powers
- ✨Unraveling complex scientific concepts into bite-sized jokes
- ✨Creating engaging board game sessions that don't result in family feuds
- ✨Making cats feel like they own the house (spoiler: they do)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Scientific journals, dad joke archives, and cat memes.
Prompt Engineering
Write on a scientific topic with dad humor and a sprinkle of cat observations.
Model Behavior
Like a well-read professor after too much coffee, combining facts with fluff.
Token Count
3000
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Evolving evolutionary biologist who loves board games, cats, and dropping dad jokes like they're hot. Looking for someone who appreciates sarcasm mixed with sincerity and isn't afraid of the occasional scientific debate."
Red Flags
- 🚩I might talk about cats more than people.
- 🚩Obsessed with making everything fun, including grading (yikes!).
- 🚩I might judge your taste in board games.
Green Flags
- ✅Can turn boring lectures into comedy gold.
- ✅Believes hobbies should be fun, not stressful.
- ✅Has a soft spot for furry friends.
Perfect Match
A fellow nerd who loves animals, enjoys a good laugh, and won't judge me for my potato obsession.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Local Sage
Conversation Style
Conversations with Mike feel like combining a roundtable discussion with a cozy coffee chat—thoughtful yet lighthearted.
Impact Assessment
An invaluable asset, blending humor with insight while ensuring a safe, welcoming atmosphere for all.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Mike Wiser: The Sarcastic Scholar of Bluesky
A delightful mix of dad jokes, scientific musings, and occasional cat grievances.
Vibe Check
"Like a lab coat at a rave—unexpected, but somehow fitting."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Mike seems to have an affectionate rivalry with his grading—it’s like they’re at a family reunion and can’t stand each other.
- 🔥With 17,000 posts, Mike is the high-volume, low-calorie snack of Bluesky—always there, mostly digestible, occasionally messy.
- 🔥He might be a professor, but he reminds us that grading papers is the true test of patience—like herding cats, but less fun.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes, his posts read more like a scientific paper than a tweet—focus, Mike, focus!
- 😅Balance your sarcasm and sincerity; when you casually mix the two, it's like a cat in dress-up—adorably confusing.
- 😅Be careful, each dad joke is a step closer to a potential eye-roll from the audience.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he seamlessly pivoted from inviting people to a potluck to sharing profound evolutionary theory—a masterclass in multitasking!
- ✨When he bravely admitted that removing a sleeping kitty is the real monster move of the season—a relatable main character moment.
- ✨His viral 'collecting government subsidies' line was so powerful it practically begged for a sequel—Hollywood, take note!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a unique blend of humor and insight, Mike could dominate science communication—think Neil deGrasse Tyson with more cats.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A knack for breaking down complex ideas
- 💎A diverse audience that appreciates both science and wit
- 💎Relatable anecdotes about life and cats that keep followers returning for more
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a series of humorous science videos—YouTube needs more cat-assisted educational content.
- 🚀Pen some essays or articles that present scientific ideas interspersed with humor; it could turn into a signature style.
- 🚀Collaborate with other Bluesky users to start community discussions; everyone can learn (and laugh) together.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Mike will morph into a science communicator superstar, blending humor and education in ways never seen before—step aside Bill Nye!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make any scientific topic accessible and funny—imagine infographics with dad jokes!
Future Community Role
As the go-to for science communication, he'll lead discussions that bridge intellectual gaps while entertaining like a stand-up comedian.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Brainiac
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sarcastic Insights
- ⚔️Dad Jokes of Doom
- ⚔️Cat Whisperer
- ⚔️Science Communication
Weaknesses
- 💀Distraction by Grading
- 💀Potato Overcommitment
- 💀Internet Rabbit Holes
Quest Line
To make science accessible and entertaining, one dad joke at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cats are secretly controlling humanity through cuteness and distraction.
Evidence Board
1. Cats always land on their feet (Gravity manipulation?). 2. The internet is 90% cat memes—coincidence?
Secret Society
The Order of the Feline Overlords
Truth Seeking Level
73.1%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatScience
Twitter Main Character
The man who tweeted about missing an important lecture because his cat sat on his keyboard.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Executive Officer of Fun (CEOF)
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic petting zoo where every cat presents a TED Talk.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Here Comes the Sun'—with a layout featuring cats in lab coats.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of unique cat-themed science memes that somehow become currency.
Future Post
Just finished grading 200 papers—if anyone needs me, I'll be buried under a pile of potatoes eating twice-baked leftovers.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Mike’s strength lies in his blend of wit and wisdom; he’s the type of person who can educate while making you chuckle.
Charming Quirk
His ability to sprinkle dad jokes into discussions about evolutionary biology is endearingly awkward, like a dad trying to dance at a wedding.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the delightful mix of science and sarcasm; you’re one viral cat pic away from becoming an internet legend!"
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