Distinguished Emeritus Professor of Surgery, Pediatrics, and Medical Ethics at Baylor College of Medicine. Pediatric surgeon, theologian, healer of healers, and maker of good trouble.
Mary Brandt, MD: Surgeon by Day, Twitter Warrior by Night!
A pediatric surgeon and medical ethicist who wields both scalpel and sass on Bluesky.
Think Dr. House meets your favorite Twitter personality, minus the sarcasmâbut not by much!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From child abuse to health system critiques, Mary tackles the tough conversations with the grace of a surgeon performing a routine appendectomyâexcept this is definitely not routine!
Her political commentary cuts deeper than a scalpel in the OR, hitting all the right nerves while keeping her audience on the edge of their seatsâif America had a 'Right Enough' buzzer, it would sound every time she tweets.
When it comes to social justice, Mary might just be a superhero in disguise, using her platform to fight for the vulnerable with the fervor of a pediatric surgeon unwrapping a birthday gift in July.
She brings the library vibe to the social media sphereâjust remember, itâs a quiet place unless youâre spreading bookish wisdom like confetti!
Writing Style
Her tweets range from sharp and incisive to downright comedian-esque; sheâs a modern-day Mark Twain mixed with your favorite medical sitcom. As brilliant as it is entertaining, itâs proof that surgery isnât the only thing sheâs good at!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You⢠đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Scholar Rebel
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Medical expertise
- Witty political commentary
- Passionate about ethics
Secret Powers
- â¨Interlibrary loan advocate
- â¨Emotional support for Twitter users
- â¨Pediatric surgery jokes
If you were an AI...đ¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Medical journals, political commentary, literary criticism, and humorous quips.
Prompt Engineering
Generate responses blending humor and medical ethics expertise to engage an audience of misinformed netizens.
Model Behavior
Informed and sassy, much like a blend of GPT-3 and a seasoned Twitter stand-up comedian.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Enthusiast of pediatric surgery, literary adventures, and political parries. Searching for someone to share library adventures, deep discussions, and the occasional memeâlet's make good trouble together!"
Red Flags
- đŠPassionate about interlibrary loans (not everyone gets that vibe)
- đŠPolitical discussions may lead to heated debates
- đŠWarnings about my surgical punsâhandle with care
Green Flags
- â Informed opinions on current events
- â An appreciation for well-researched arguments
- â Enjoys a good conversation about ethics
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys stimulating discussions, literature, and understands the beauty of a well-organized library.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informed Sage
Conversation Style
She engages with a mix of stern wisdom and playful banterâthink of a Socrates thatâs had one too many cups of coffee.
Impact Assessment
Mary's presence is like an antibiotic in a world of misinformationâsheâs here to heal the community with knowledge, and her audience loves every bit of it!
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Mary Brandt, MD: Surgeon by Day, Twitter Warrior by Night!
A pediatric surgeon and medical ethicist who wields both scalpel and sass on Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"Think Dr. House meets your favorite Twitter personality, minus the sarcasmâbut not by much!"
Spice Level Checkđśď¸
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đĽMary, your political commentary is more intense than a toddler with a sugar rush!
- đĽYou might just be the only person who can deliver bad news and make it sound like a TED Talk.
- đĽWatching you navigate the internet is like watching a pediatrician at a candy storeâwhy do you never just pick one thing?
Quirky Challenges
- đ Trying to explain a complex healthcare policy in under 280 charactersâgood luck!
- đ Finding a way to express your love for interlibrary loans without sounding like a book nerd (too late!).
- đ Remembering that not everyone uses 'correlation does not imply causation' as a conversation starter.
Main Character Moments
- â¨When you tweeted about the joys of interlibrary loans and single-handedly made librarians cooler than rockstars.
- â¨That time you turned a Twitter thread into a mini-lecture on ethicsâcomplete with footnotes.
- â¨Unleashing a political commentary so hot it nearly melted my screen.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your background, you could easily launch a podcast that combines medicine, ethics, and humorâletâs call it 'Doctorâs Orders: No Prescription Needed.'
Unique Advantages
- đExpertise in surgery and pediatrics that gives weight to your words.
- đA unique voice that resonates with both nerds and non-nerds alikeâseriously, you could bridge the gap between bookworms and action heroes.
- đA knack for cutting through the noise and getting straight to the heart of issues.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider diving into video contentâyour insights would rock the mic!
- đStart a blogâeveryone loves a good doctorâs diary!
- đLeverage your academic background to host expert discussions or panels on Bluesky.
Crystal Ball TimeđŽ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a surge in followers as you start dropping knowledge bombs like confetti at a graduation party.
Potential Superpower
Your ability to blend humor with technical knowledge could become your signature moveâthink of it as surgical stand-up!
Future Community Role
Youâll inevitably rise as the go-to expert on pediatric health and ethicsâmore respected than your average Twitter doctor!
Your Character BuildđŽ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Healer
Special Abilities
- âď¸Surgical Wit
- âď¸Political Scalpel
- âď¸Librarian Support
- âď¸Ethics Machete
- âď¸Social Justice Sword
Weaknesses
- đOverly Educated Rants
- đBookish Enthusiasm
- đHabitual Over-Analysis
Quest Line
Navigate the treacherous waters of misinformation with surgical precision, while advocating for the vulnerable and sprinkling a touch of humor into serious discussions.
Down the Rabbit Holeđľď¸ââď¸
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The medical establishment is secretly run by librarians who want us to read more.
Evidence Board
A collection of interlibrary loan documents, conspiracy tweets, and controversial articles about healthcare.
Secret Society
The League of Librarian Surgeonsâwhere surgical precision meets literary excellence!
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BooksAndScalpelsâwhere surgery meets the written word.
Twitter Main Character
The Cranky Librarianâwaging wars against misinformation one tweet at a time.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Good Trouble Mediaâwhere surgical ethics meet political commentary.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram of Mary lecturing in the Metaverse about the importance of data integrity in healthcare.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile customization featuring sparkly background, a song from The Beatles, and a list of favorite books.
Web3 Destiny
Develop a blockchain-focused health advocacy network that channels funds into pediatric healthcare initiatives.
Future Post
"Just got back from the Metaverse where I lectured on the importance of pediatric health policies. How's your reality treating you?"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your impressive knowledge is matched only by your ability to engage and entertain, making the serious seem less intimidating.
Charming Quirk
Your tweets seamlessly shift from the light-hearted to the deeply scholarly, like a surgical scalpel performing a dance routine!
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the healer and troublemaker we all love; just remember, the internet is your waiting room, and weâre all eager for the next appointment!"
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