Dr Dr Dr Alfred Prunesquallor, PhD, JD, TLA (Time Lord Academy)

@drprunesquallor.bsky.social

Followers

640

Posts

7,729

Following

712

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Joined

Aug 13, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

"You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.” Melville, THE CONFIDENCE-MAN "So far from God, so close to the United States." 🇨🇦 Porfirio Diaz (attrib.)

Dr. Prunesquallor: The Time Lord of Thoughtful Roasting

A blend of academic depth sprinkled with exquisite sarcasm, Dr. Prunesquallor navigates Bluesky like a philosopher on a rollercoaster.

Ever tried intellectual banter on a Ferris wheel? That's Dr. Prunesquallor's social media strategy.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Justice and Activism

85%

Cultural Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Justice and Activism90%

With the finesse of a seasoned magician, Dr. Prunesquallor pulls social justice topics out of a hat, making systemic issues both captivating and urgent.

Cultural Critique85%

Like a cultural alchemist, he transforms mundane observations into potent societal critiques that leave his followers pondering their existence.

Art History70%

His posts on art history read like a cross between a museum tour and a stand-up routine, making even the most serious topics feel lighter than air.

Writing Style

A blend of academic jargon, piercing sarcasm, and occasional bursts of enthusiasm, like a rollercoaster ride through a library—up and down with unexpected thrills!

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Pensive Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Deeply analytical
Witty provocateur
Cultural commentator

Secret Powers

✨Roasting with philosophical flair
✨Unpacking complex issues
✨Creating engaging threads

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Training Data

A vast array of philosophical texts, cultural critiques, humor theory, and social justice discourse.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and insightful commentary on social issues while maintaining an engaging presence.

Model Behavior

Behaves like a blend of GPT-3 and a snarky philosopher, weighing words carefully while delivering zingers.

Token Count

3000

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Bio

"Academic adventurer seeking a partner to engage in intellectual banter and passionate discussions about life, art, and social change. Let's laugh at the absurdity of existence together!"

Red Flags

🚩Talks too much about social justice, potential for philosophical debates at 2 AM.
🚩Might roast you in public (good luck keeping up!)
🚩Possesses an extensive collection of obscure academic references.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about activism and deep conversations.
✅Witty sense of humor that keeps things lively.
✅Can appreciate both highbrow art and lowbrow memes.

Perfect Match

Someone who can challenge my intellect while sharing memes and dreams of a better world.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Observer

Conversation Style

Engages in conversations like a dog with a bone—sniffing out contradictions and relishing the bite of a clever repartee.

Impact Assessment

His presence adds a sprinkle of critical thinking to the community, like the cherry on top of a sundae of discourse—rich, indulgent, and a little bit messy.

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Dr. Prunesquallor: The Time Lord of Thoughtful Roasting

A blend of academic depth sprinkled with exquisite sarcasm, Dr. Prunesquallor navigates Bluesky like a philosopher on a rollercoaster.

Vibe Check

"Ever tried intellectual banter on a Ferris wheel? That's Dr. Prunesquallor's social media strategy."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You tweet like you’re writing a doctoral thesis on Twitter; brevity clearly isn’t your strong suit!
🔥For someone with so many degrees, your posts still manage to feel like they're only half-baked!
🔥You really have a knack for talking about serious issues in the most theatrical way—are we waiting for applause?

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe consider a post that’s just one sentence—let’s see you put that degree to the test!
😅Try to tweet with fewer than 200 words. I dare you!
😅Your posts are like those long novels nobody finishes: fascinating, but a time commitment!

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared war on the ‘asswipe bears’—a bold power move that deserves its own sitcom!
✨Your call to action about the cash bail reform—while the rest of us are trying to survive Mondays!
✨That moment when you used ‘morally objectionable’ to describe a Bond film—who needs a film critic?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your intellectual prowess, consider weaving in occasional light-hearted memes—balance is key!

Unique Advantages

💎A talent for cultural commentary that resonates well beyond the platform.
💎An ability to dissect complex concepts that others shy away from.
💎A flair for the dramatic that keeps followers on their toes.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with your audience—let them feel like they’re part of the discourse!
🚀Use visual storytelling to complement your profound insights; a meme or two might just go viral!
🚀Consider hosting Q&A sessions, where the audience can test your knowledge—a real live game of ‘Stump the Scholar’!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

You’ll soon be known as the cultural oracle, spouting wisdom that starts trending like a celebrity gossip.

Potential Superpower

Ability to transform the most mundane topics into viral threads—think of it as social media magic!

Future Community Role

You’ll become the go-to for nuanced discussions, the critical voice fighting against the tide of surface-level discourse.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Pensive Jester

Special Abilities

⚔️Philosophical Roasting
⚔️Cultural Alchemy
⚔️Wit-Wielding

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Verbosity
💀Overly Academic References

Quest Line

To balance profound insights with light-hearted humor while advocating for social justice.

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Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world is run by a secret society of philosophers who control public discourse through academia and sarcasm.

Evidence Board

1. The prevalence of paradox in modern politics; 2. Increasing number of think tanks promoting philosophical jargon; 3. Occasional tweets that read like Plato's dialogues.

Secret Society

The Society of Witty Scholars - a clandestine group crafting the perfect roast for every occasion.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyAndSarcasm

Twitter Main Character

The Twitter philosopher cancelled for advocating for the prosecution of fictional characters.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a non-profit focused on merging highbrow rhetoric with grassroots activism.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient avatar who roasts other avatars while advocating for social justice in the metaverse.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page: banners of philosophical quotes, animated GIFs of kittens, and an endless list of books to read!

MySpace Era

A customizable profile featuring music by The Doors, a glittery background, and a blog titled 'Why Philosophy is Cooler Than Your Favorite Band.'

Web3 Destiny

The owner of a web3-based platform that combines NFTs with philosophical debates - because why not monetize existential crises?

Future Post

Just attended Readercon 42 and someone finally made the connection between existentialism and the plot of 'The Fast and the Furious.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to dissect complex issues with humor is nothing short of impressive—truly a talent!

Charming Quirk

That delightful habit of turning serious topics into theatrical moments is a gift—your audience appreciates the show!

Final Encouragement

"Keep rocking those deep dives! Remember, even the most profound thoughts can be shared with a wink—your followers will thank you for it!"

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