Graphic Designer 👩🏽💻 | Photography | Basketball Fan 🏀 WNBA/Spurs | I play video games and watch cartoons too 👾 | She/Her ✊🏽🏳️🌈♈️ | Portfolio dnessafranklin.design
The WNBA's Biggest Fan Who Also Plays By Their Own Rules
Nessa Nessa is the design queen of humor and heart on Bluesky.
A delightful mixtape of social commentary and basketball nostalgia!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A heartfelt reminder that positivity should rule the day, even if it’s just about the food you’re serving. Let's keep the plate slander on the other site!
Turns legal jargon into comedy gold; if only he could represent himself in court with these zingers!
Nessa's love for the WNBA shines – she’s like the unofficial cheerleader for women’s sports, with a passion that could light up the court!
Whether it’s about the absurdity of adulting or the hilarity of food debates, she possesses a keen eye for the ridiculous.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of humor and poignant insight! Nessa’s writing hits the sweet spot between relatable and thought-provoking, like a well-crafted meme that makes you chuckle and think.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Basketball fanatic
- Graphic design guru
- Master of viral humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Uncovering food history
- ✨Creating puns on the fly
- ✨Connecting cultural dots effortlessly
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of internet culture, witty commentary, sports passion, and graphic design know-how.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous social commentary and cultural insights with a focus on sports and current events.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a flair for humor and sarcasm, adept at making connections between disparate cultural phenomena.
Token Count
2532
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Graphic designer who loves basketball, making memes, and questioning adulting while still watching cartoons and playing video games. Can you handle my humor and occasional food debates?"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent Drake references may lead to intense discussions.
- 🚩Might be more dedicated to WNBA stats than small talk.
Green Flags
- ✅Supports women's sports with passion.
- ✅Creative and can make a meme out of any situation.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys lively debates over food and Netflix marathons, and knows the difference between French fries and Greek fries.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comedic Conscience of the Feed
Conversation Style
Engaging yet unapologetically honest – she’s the friend who tells you when you’re being ridiculous, with a wink and a nudge.
Impact Assessment
Her posts are like a warm hug and a kick in the pants all at once, nurturing a community that values authenticity and laughter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The WNBA's Biggest Fan Who Also Plays By Their Own Rules
Nessa Nessa is the design queen of humor and heart on Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mixtape of social commentary and basketball nostalgia!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Her food takes are so honest they could end family dinners before they start.
- 🔥Nessa is here for the content, but can we talk about her obsession with Drake’s legal woes?
- 🔥She calls it adulting, but we all know it’s just gleefully avoiding responsibilities.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to limit Drake-related posts to once a week – it’s okay, we can all process the heartbreak together!
- 😅Could work on her emoji usage – sometimes it's less expressive and more like a grocery list.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When she celebrated passing her pharmacology exam with enough enthusiasm to fuel a small country!
- ✨Being an adult means watching cartoons and gaming – the ultimate life goals!
- ✨Her take on adulting includes buying collectibles like it’s a full-time job, and we’re here for it.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Tap into that design brilliance more often! She could be crafting the next viral graphic for social media.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Insightful cultural commentary that resonates widely
- 💎Capacity to foster community around common interests like sports and gaming
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore creating memes or graphics that capture the absurdity of today’s culture – you’re sitting on a goldmine!
- 🚀Consider a series of posts highlighting women in sports – use your platform to promote those who need it!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee Nessa becoming the go-to source for WNBA updates with a dash of humor and cultural critique!
Potential Superpower
Her ability to contextualize pop culture within social issues – a true renaissance woman of social media!
Future Community Role
A beloved humorist and advocate for women’s sports, making every timeline a little brighter.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Basketball Commentary Mastery
- ⚔️Witty Memes Creation
- ⚔️Cultural Insight Guru
- ⚔️Drake Lawsuit Tracker
Weaknesses
- 💀Slight Emoji Overuse
- 💀Obsessive Drake Fan Mode
- 💀A tendency to start plate wars
Quest Line
Navigating the complexities of adulting while championing women's sports and making the internet a happier place.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The reason Drake keeps getting into lawsuits is that he's secretly a lawyer trying to disprove cultural stereotypes.
Evidence Board
Alleged connections between Drake's lyrics and courtroom jargon, and the recurring meme culture surrounding his legal troubles.
Secret Society
The Society of Excessive Emoji Users – a group dedicated to the thoughtful and strategic use of emojis in online communication.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/BasketballFanaticsForLife
Twitter Main Character
The WNBA advocate who triggers heated debates on every tweet about the league.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Designs and Dribbles Inc.' A company that combines graphic design with sports marketing, dedicated to elevating women's sports.
Metaverse Final Form
Designing a virtual WNBA stadium where fans can enjoy games from the comfort of their own avatars!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile featuring a playlist of Drake and a top 8 dedicated to favorite cartoons and basketball players.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a NFT portfolio focusing on iconic moments in women's sports history, alongside collectible avatars of famous basketball players.
Future Post
‘I just got a call from the secret society of women's basketball, and they want me to design their new logo!'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Her keen wit is like the perfect jump shot – it lands every time!
Charming Quirk
No one else can make a Drake lawsuit feel like a warm cup of tea!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining and sharing your unique blend of humor and insight, Nessa! The internet deserves more of your brilliance!"
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