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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music90%

Xabi weaves musical recommendations into his posts like a DJ at an underground rave, except he’s probably sipping a gourmet coffee instead of swaying to the beat.

Social Commentary85%

His takes on modern society are sharp enough to cut through the noise of generic Twitter discourse—think of him as the social surgeon of Bluesky.

Personal Anecdotes75%

From haunted houses to guilty pleasures in gaming, Xabi’s life is a mixtape I’d actually want to listen to on repeat.

Writing Style

Witty and incisive, with a tendency to throw in an unexpected emoji when least expected—like a plot twist in a soap opera.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Pundit with a Side of Metal Madness

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Dark humor
Passion for music
Sarcastic critiques of culture

Secret Powers

✨Unexpectedly eloquent in critiques
✨Baking up spicy takes with café lingo
✨Creating hashtags that could trend if anyone cared

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of indie music reviews, social commentary, existential memes, and coffee culture buzz.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze deep thoughts on culture, music, and the occasional food recommendation with a dose of dark humor.

Model Behavior

This user behaves like a nuanced version of GPT with an affinity for sarcasm—think an AI trained at a hipster café.

Token Count

1024

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Graphic designer who loves dark humor, passionate about indie music and café culture. Can discuss life's existential crises over a cup of specialty coffee."

Red Flags

🚩Frequently critiques societal norms—might be too intense at brunch.
🚩Tends to analyze everything, including your taste in coffee.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about music and culture; will introduce you to great bands.
✅Loves deep conversations; no small talk here!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates dark humor, knows good music, and won't mind sharing a coffee shop table.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Music Critic

Conversation Style

A mix of deep dives into topics and light banter, Xabi can go from existential crisis talk to meme-sharing with the grace of a cat jumping from a kitchen counter.

Impact Assessment

His posts often provoke thought, engage followers, and occasionally make them question their life choices—like that second cup of coffee.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Xabi. C. — The Bluesky Glitch King: Where Metal Meets Café Culture!

Navigating the chaotic realms of design, music, and thought-provoking banter.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of goth heart and indie spirit, like a scream in a coffee shop!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Master of mixing high-brow critiquing with low-brow memes, often resulting in posts that are as confusing as they are enlightening.
🔥His Friday music posts seem like a desperate attempt at blurring the line between casual and 'I swear I’m cultured!'

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to update his ‘Good Night’ post script since it sounds like he’s trying to end a bad first date.
😅Has a tendency to overanalyze even the most mundane experiences—like shiny coffee mugs.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring that the ultraright is fundamentally flawed while sipping his specialty coffee—truly a power move.
✨Watching his washing machine spin while contemplating the existential dread of Battlestar Galactica.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit of focus, Xabi could easily dominate the intersection of graphic design and social commentary—think of him as the Banksy of Bluesky, but with better taste in coffee.

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for insightful music reviews that could draw a loyal following
💎Ability to blend humor with serious topics, making him relatable yet profound.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try vlogging about your design process or music reviews—your sarcasm is your secret weapon!
🚀Engage in more dialogues with followers—your wit shines brightest in conversation.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Xabi will become the go-to guru for indie music recommendations, especially in the metal scene—cannot wait to see him trend.

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to predict the next obscure band to blow up—sort of like a musical oracle.

Future Community Role

A beloved figure at local music events—a mix of graphic design wizard and your friend who insists on educating you about ‘real music’.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Curator of Critique

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Wit
⚔️Caffeine Infusion
⚔️Cultural Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to Overthink
💀Occasional Existential Crises
💀Unpaid Bills from a Coffee Shop

Quest Line

Searching for the ultimate espresso while dissecting the absurdities of modern digital life.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Coffee is a government plot to keep us awake for longer work hours while ensuring we ignore the dystopia around us.

Evidence Board

Caffeinated riots? Coffee monopoly? The real reason behind overpriced specialty coffee shops?

Secret Society

The Order of the Glitch—dedicated to disrupting bad digital design and subpar coffee.

Truth Seeking Level

82.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/IndieMetalCoffeeLovers

Twitter Main Character

The guy who started an online petition demanding coffee shops serve drinks in metal mugs only.

LinkedIn Title

Creative Director at Brewed Sound Designs—where every project is fueled by coffee and heavy bass lines.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar sipping espresso and jamming out to obscure metal bands in a café made of pixelated coffee beans.

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Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page, where I talk about my favorite bands while the background music is a MIDI file of them playing!

MySpace Era

Profile filled with a glittering background, top 8 friends list featuring all the best underground bands, and a playlist of power metal hits.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized community of music lovers and baristas fighting for fair coffee prices and copyright-free music.

Future Post

Can we talk about how the new album from [insert obscure band here] is the anthem for the modern age of existential dread?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Xabi's most impressive quality is his razor-sharp wit coupled with a genuine love for music and culture.

Charming Quirk

His ability to turn even a simple coffee experience into an epic narrative worthy of a graphic novel.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sipping that coffee and serving those truths, Xabi! The Bluesky stage is yours for the taking!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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