One minute he’s throwing confetti in the air like a Hallmark movie, the next he’s contemplating existentialism over a meal—Dustin has holiday spirit that could power a small village, but let’s hope he doesn’t put up his decorations too soon or he’ll be that guy.

Dustin’s Spurs obsession is a beautiful tragedy—like Shakespeare wrote a sports script where the protagonist always lost but still went out for nachos. From scathing critiques to holding out for hope like a puppy waiting for its owner, his posts are true fan art.

If there’s a nerdy reference, Dustin is probably hosting a seminar on it while sipping on an overpriced vanilla macchiato. He brings a discerning eye to indie films and audio dramas, proving there’s more to life than just Netflix and chill.