Director de arte de http://elDiario.es y la revista Archiletras
David Velasco: The Artful Whisperer of Bluesky
A debutant with a flair for journalism and a graceful nod to illustrations, David's presence is as stylish as his bio suggests.
Like a warm cup of coffee on a rainy day, comforting yet invigorating.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With a starter pack that has journalists feeling like rock stars, David knows how to make the news less boring and more ‘let's grab a latte and discuss!’
Infusing his posts with a vibrant appreciation for illustrations, he's like the art director of Bluesky, making sure everything looks just right—no pressure!
Dropping exclusive interviews like they’re hot takes, David's ability to engage with cultural figures turns his posts into a mini masterclass in charisma.
Writing Style
Short, engaging bursts that deliver information with style – like a well-tailored suit at a casual party.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Artistic Contributor
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Art Direction Enthusiast
- Journalistic Flair
- Illustration Appreciation
Secret Powers
- ✨Interviewing Heavyweights
- ✨Making News Seem Chic
- ✨Crafting Artistic Narratives
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A rich blend of artistic direction, contemporary journalism, and playful engagement on social media platforms.
Prompt Engineering
Write engaging posts that combine artistic appreciation, journalistic flair, and witty commentary.
Model Behavior
A charming blend of GPT-3 and a stylish blogger who knows how to make the news sizzle.
Token Count
200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Art director at elDiario.es, seeking someone who appreciates the finer things in life, like a well-composed tweet or a stunning illustration. Let’s create a masterpiece together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to ghost the feed—could be a sign of high commitment to quality?
- 🚩Showcases more art than emotion, but hey, art can be emotional too!
Green Flags
- ✅Has a keen eye for aesthetics—your Instagram will thank you!
- ✅Loves deep conversations over coffee, especially about art and journalism.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up the banter and doesn't mind a bit of artistic flair in everything we do.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Chic Informant
Conversation Style
Polite yet impactful, like that one friend who always knows what wine to bring to dinner.
Impact Assessment
Adds a splash of artistic credibility to the otherwise chaotic canvas of Bluesky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David Velasco: The Artful Whisperer of Bluesky
A debutant with a flair for journalism and a graceful nod to illustrations, David's presence is as stylish as his bio suggests.
Vibe Check
"Like a warm cup of coffee on a rainy day, comforting yet invigorating."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Has only two posts but makes them count like they’re his two kids at a spelling bee!
- 🔥Could be the James Bond of Bluesky journalism—stylish, suave, but also an enigma with only a few gadgets.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to consider posting more often—Bluesky isn't just a place to air your movie reviews!
- 😅Focusing on quality over quantity is great, but you might be risking being the ‘ghost’ of Bluesky.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Stepping into Bluesky like he owns the place, even with only two posts to his name.
- ✨Asking Rubén for luck on an illustration like he’s casting a spell on the feed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for storytelling, David could expand into a multimedia landscape that captures more than just text.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Artistic eye—he touches the mundane and makes it profound.
- 💎Connection with other influential voices like a journalistic web-slinger.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post regularly—two posts won't get you your own Bluesky fanbase. How about a weekly feature?
- 🚀Experiment with multimedia—combine your artistic flair with video snippets or graphics.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
David will evolve into a multimedia maestro, bringing illustrations to life in every post.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane news into engaging storytelling with a sprinkle of wit.
Future Community Role
An influential connector, linking creatives and journalists, fueling discussions that provoke thought and inspiration.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Artsy Journalist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Illustrative Compliments
- ⚔️Breaking News in Style
- ⚔️Interview Whisperer
Weaknesses
- 💀Only two posts—fading into the background like a ghost in a gallery
- 💀Underutilizing the power of the social media stage
Quest Line
Transform the mundane into art and engage the masses with a blend of journalism and creativity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Journalists are secretly the Illuminati of the art world—our news is actually their art performance piece!
Evidence Board
1. Journalists often know too much; 2. Illustrators are their shadowy accomplices; 3. Art and news often intersect in weird ways.
Secret Society
The Society of Aesthetic Truths—where we make headlines look pretty!
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtisticJournalism—where every headline is an artwork and every comment is a critique.
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally went viral for comparing two different styles of coffee making in a public debate.
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director at Creative Narrative Inc, merging journalism and visual storytelling.
Metaverse Final Form
A timeless digital curator in Zuck’s metaverse, showcasing a gallery of illustrated news.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring abstract art, top 8 friends including every illustrator known to man, and a song from a jazz playlist.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a NFT series of journalistic art pieces that reimagine news events in surrealistic ways.
Future Post
‘As we dive into 2025, let’s appreciate how far we’ve come in making the news look good—one illustration at a time!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David's blend of art and journalism is a refreshing twist in the Bluesky landscape.
Charming Quirk
His understated, yet impactful presence makes the digital crowd come alive.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sprinkling your coffee shop charm across Bluesky, David. Your artful updates could become the talk of the town—just don't be a stranger!"
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