Every post about Hamilton is filled with the type of fervor usually reserved for cult leaders; we respect the hustle, but let’s face it, there’s a fine line between fan and fanatic!

Dyemond’s weather discussions make it seem like climate change is their personal frenemy—one minute it’s too hot, the next it’s an Arctic tundra. Global warming must be asking themselves, 'What did I ever do to you?'

From hair-drying antics at absurd hours to existential crises about autocorrect, Dyemond’s life is like an indie film that refuses to stick to a script. Spoiler alert: they still come out on top with a side of laughter!

When they get going about societal norms or neighbors who don’t lock their doors, it’s a masterclass in hilarious yet relatable rants. Prepare to be entertained and slightly concerned about their neighbors!