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    Epidemiologist | Haphazardly posting #rstats, #episky, infectious disease, and public health | First Ward alumni New York 📍 Bio: https://tinyurl.com/DEJohns

    Dylan Johns: The Epidemiologist Who Found a Public Health Niche in Viral Tweets

    Dylan shares everything from infectious disease insights to the definitive Christmas movie—each post a delightful cocktail of humor and expertise.

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    Think of him as the love child of your favorite epidemiologist and a meme lord.

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    88.5%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Public Health
    85%
    RStats

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Public Health90%

    Dylan channels his inner Cassandra, foreseeing doom from H5N1 like it’s a modern-day Greek tragedy.

    RStats85%

    His love for RStats shines brighter than the twinkling lights on a Christmas tree, with code snippets that are more dazzling than a holiday fire hazard.

    Holiday Humor75%

    Dylan’s Christmas movie opinions are bolder than a fruitcake at a vegan potluck—unforgettable and just a little controversial.

    Writing Style

    A mix of academic rigor and meme-like brevity that leaves you wondering if he’s tweeting from a lab or a comedy club.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Academic Meme Lord

    Keeping It Real Score

    88.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Epidemiology Enthusiast
    • RStats Wizard
    • Pop Culture Commentator

    Secret Powers

    • Convincing the internet that trees are a figment of our collective imagination
    • Making infectious diseases sound like a riveting Netflix series

    If you were an AI...🤖

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    Training Data

    Social media posts, epidemiology research, pop culture references, and humor-infused commentary.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate a witty and engaging commentary on public health and infectious diseases with a side of memes.

    Model Behavior

    A mix of a knowledgeable epidemiologist and a meme-loving social commentator.

    Token Count

    3000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Epidemiologist seeking someone who loves #RStats, the occasional existential crisis, and debating Christmas movies. Swipe right if you believe all holidays can be improved with data visualizations!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Deeply passionate about #H5N1
    • 🚩Always contemplating if trees actually exist

    Green Flags

    • Knows how to cook Thanksgiving turkey (or at least claims to)
    • Has a flair for humor and pop culture

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match my wit and doesn’t mind discussing the deeper meanings of life, death, and data.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Epidemiologist-in-Residence

    Conversation Style

    Charming yet sharp; he engages with others as if he’s conducting a public health seminar at a holiday party—everyone's invited, but be prepared for some serious knowledge bombs.

    Impact Assessment

    Dylan is the community’s trusted uncle—offering sage advice on public health while simultaneously roasting your Thanksgiving cooking skills.

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    Dylan Johns: The Epidemiologist Who Found a Public Health Niche in Viral Tweets

    Dylan shares everything from infectious disease insights to the definitive Christmas movie—each post a delightful cocktail of humor and expertise.

    Vibe Check

    "Think of him as the love child of your favorite epidemiologist and a meme lord."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For someone tracking infectious diseases, your engagement metrics do seem a little contagious... in the wrong way.
    • 🔥Your public health warnings are as compelling as an empty bottle of hand sanitizer at a family reunion.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe tweet about anything other than H5N1 once in a while?
    • 😅Consider taking breaks from your RStats code to interact with actual human beings—gasp!

    Main Character Moments

    • Claiming that trees don’t exist – truly the existential crisis we didn’t know we needed!
    • Proclaiming a Christmas movie the greatest with the conviction of a true believer; someone check for the festive halo!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Dylan, you could be the public health poster boy for the next generation of epidemiologists—just add a splash of TikTok flair!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎The ability to transform data into memes that even your grandma understands.
    • 💎Knowledge that makes your posts a must-read on infectious diseases, even for those who didn’t ask.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a weekly humor-infused public health newsletter; think The Onion meets CDC updates.
    • 🚀Try engaging in some light-hearted banter—no one is immune to witty repartee!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Dylan to become the go-to influencer for quirky public health tips that make even the most serious of topics feel like a fun TikTok challenge.

    Potential Superpower

    He'll master the art of turning complex epidemiological concepts into viral content that even your cat would share.

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial Bluesky Public Health Ambassador, with a flair for witty banter!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Epidemiologist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Viral Wit
    • ⚔️Data-Driven Humor
    • ⚔️Pop Culture Analysis

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Obsessive interest in H5N1
    • 💀Overthinking Christmas movie debates
    • 💀Code snippets that leave followers confused

    Quest Line

    To spread knowledge about infectious diseases while keeping the internet entertained.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    H5N1 was engineered by a secret group of holiday movie lovers to distract us from the real issues of the year.

    Evidence Board

    An intricate web of graphs showcasing spikes in H5N1 cases around Thanksgiving, complete with movie stills from ‘The Christmas Movie That Shall Not Be Named’.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Epidemiological Meme Lords

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/EpidemiologyHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    The one advocating for a TED Talk on why Christmas movies should feature infectious disease plotlines.

    LinkedIn Title

    Head of Viral Content Creation at the CDC - Crafting meme-infused public health campaigns.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Epidemiologist in a virtual world where microbes have personalities and plot arcs.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with rainbow glitter backgrounds explaining why H5N1 is the 'Mortal Kombat' of viruses, complete with animated GIFs of dancing penguins.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with top 8 friends who all have PhDs in infectious diseases, plus an edgy theme about societal collapse and Christmas cheer.

    Web3 Destiny

    Tokenized public health advice in the form of NFTs; ‘Wash Your Hands’ could be a collectible!

    Future Post

    ‘Just learned that trees are, in fact, a conspiracy by the plant kingdom. Let's discuss the ramifications on #EpiSky.’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to deliver serious public health messages with humor is a rare gem—keep shining!

    Charming Quirk

    You have a knack for turning tweets into mini-epic sagas; please consider selling your story rights to Netflix.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep up the fantastic work, Dylan! Just remember, even in the world of epidemiology, a good laugh is the best vaccine against despair!"

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