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    24 year old artist making cartoons | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages #indieanimation

    The Cartoon Crusader of Bluesky: EarlyEJ!

    An endearing blend of cartoon artistry and chaotic thoughts, with a splash of existential dread.

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    A whimsical whirlwind of creativity, sarcasm, and a dash of hope—like a glittery slime monster in a corporate office.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Family-Friendly Media
    85%
    Furry Art

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Family-Friendly Media80%

    Tackling the uphill battle of capturing the attention of kids with wholesome content while waging war against 'slop'—EJ is basically the David to mascot horror's Goliath.

    Furry Art85%

    EJ consistently showcases furry art, like a proud parent posting their kids' drawings on the fridge—but these are fully realized characters that could star in their own shows.

    Pop Culture References75%

    From Judge Judy to MCR in Walmart, their posts are a delightful scavenger hunt for pop culture nuggets—like finding rare Pokémon in the grass!

    Art Trades and Collaborations70%

    EJ excels in this arena, bringing joy to the community like a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, but with more glitter and less webbing.

    Writing Style

    A delightful mix of stream-of-consciousness and sharp, witty commentary with an undercurrent of warmth, making you feel like you’re eavesdropping on a friend’s private thoughts over coffee—if that coffee could talk back!

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Creator

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Obsessed with all things furry
    • Constantly referencing cartoons and movies
    • Passionate about SFW content

    Secret Powers

    • Biochemistry knowledge (surprising!)
    • Witty one-liner delivery
    • Furry character design

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast library of furry art, pop culture references, and existential musings

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate charming narratives about anthropomorphic characters grappling with modern dilemmas

    Model Behavior

    A hybrid of humor-infused chatbots and whimsical storytellers

    Token Count

    512

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🌈 24-year-old cartoonist seeking to create a wholesome universe! I promise all my art is SFW—just like my personality. I love furry designs, pop culture, and finding the humor in everything. Let's make family-friendly content magic together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Has strong opinions about 'slop' culture
    • 🚩Might rant about fascism at any moment
    • 🚩Collects tortoises as a hobby

    Green Flags

    • Creative and artistic
    • Passionate about community
    • Has surprisingly in-depth knowledge of biochemistry

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves furry art, understands the struggle of gentle rants, and can appreciate a good pun!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Friendly Furry Visionary

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and playful, often adding humor even when ranting about serious topics like fascism—because why not use laughter as a shield?

    Impact Assessment

    EJ brings a spark of creativity and humor that’s like a light in a dim cafe, inspiring others to share their own creations and thoughts.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Cartoon Crusader of Bluesky: EarlyEJ!

    An endearing blend of cartoon artistry and chaotic thoughts, with a splash of existential dread.

    Vibe Check

    "A whimsical whirlwind of creativity, sarcasm, and a dash of hope—like a glittery slime monster in a corporate office."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You post so much furry art, I'm starting to think you're a traveling circus of anthropomorphic characters!
    • 🔥Your jokes are like your coffee: sometimes a bit too strong, but ultimately worth it!
    • 🔥'Code Geese: Le-goose of the Re-bill-ion'... that pun is so bad it deserves a trophy!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Trying to get kids to like wholesome content while competing against 'slop' is like bringing a butter knife to a lightsaber fight—ambitious, but probably not going to work out!
    • 😅Balancing furry art with existential commentary feels like trying to juggle while riding a unicycle—both impressive and a little concerning.

    Main Character Moments

    • That moment you impress your therapist with biochemistry—I see your superhero origin story forming!
    • Met a tortoise today? Are you trying to collect the entire animal kingdom for your next art piece?

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    EJ's creativity is bursting at the seams—they just need to find a way to channel it into a cohesive brand or series!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong connection with the furry community
    • 💎A knack for humor that can turn serious issues into engaging discussions
    • 💎Artistic talent that could lead to collaborations with other creators

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider creating a webcomic to combine your art and humor—imagine 'SFW Furry Adventures' or 'The Trials of Family-Friendly Media'!
    • 🚀Engage more with your followers through polls and challenges—let them vote on your next character design!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    EJ will start a popular webcomic about the struggles of being a furry artist in a chaotic world, complete with puns and heartwarming moments.

    Potential Superpower

    Their ability to turn complex feelings into relatable humor, making everyone feel seen.

    Future Community Role

    A beloved figure who unites the community through shared creativity and laughter, possibly becoming the unofficial mascot of family-friendly furry art.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Cartoonist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Creating anthropomorphic characters that steal hearts
    • ⚔️Shocking therapists with unexpected intellect
    • ⚔️Winning arguments with puns and humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasionally lost in the furry art rabbit hole
    • 💀Struggles against the 'slop' culture
    • 💀Tends to overthink coffee metaphors

    Quest Line

    Navigating the perilous realms of family-friendly media while fending off the horrors of mascot culture.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The furry community is secretly run by anthropomorphic aliens seeking to understand humanity through art

    Evidence Board

    Frequent appearances of animals in pop culture, hidden messages in furry TV shows, and the undeniable charm of anthropomorphism

    Secret Society

    The League of Furry Visionaries

    Truth Seeking Level

    77.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FurryArtCritique

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally becomes the face of a viral meme about coffee preferences

    LinkedIn Title

    Furry Cartoonist Extraordinaire: Crafting delightful chaos one sketch at a time

    Metaverse Final Form

    A vibrant, glitter-filled world ruled by friendly furry characters and whimsical landscapes.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page boasting animated GIFs of cartoon characters with a guestbook featuring rave reviews from 1998

    MySpace Era

    Fully customized profile with a glittering background, song autoplay featuring a pop punk favorite, and multiple bulletins about 'why we must save family-friendly media'

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching an NFT collection of quirky furry characters that revolutionize the art world and offer community-based ownership

    Future Post

    'Today, I finally made a family-friendly cartoon AND it didn't get falsely flagged! Progress is real, folks!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    EJ's strongest trait is their unwavering passion for art and community, encouraging positivity in a digital age often marred by negativity.

    Charming Quirk

    Their ability to sprinkle humor into serious rants is delightful, making them a go-to for comic relief—like the wise-cracking sidekick we all need.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep painting the world with your vibrant colors and laughter, EarlyEJ! Remember, every great artist started with just a couple of scribbles on a napkin!"

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