eddthegoat.bsky.social

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Nov 30, 2024

Retired Navy. Former member of the Deep State. Probably not a bot. Rude, crude, crass, and socially unacceptable.

The Navy's Most Unhinged Ex-Bureaucrat: An Online Odyssey

Meet the retired Navy vet who’s as uncensored as he is unfiltered—proof that social media isn’t just for bots, but for the bold.

If the internet were a bar, he'd be the grizzled old sailor yelling conspiracy theories at the jukebox.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Government and Politics

75%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Government and Politics90%

His posts radiate distrust and borderline conspiracy theories, proving he's the type of guy who probably has a cork board in his basement with strings connecting newspaper clippings, and yet—can’t resist a good meme about it.

Pop Culture75%

From Tex Avery to Jon Cryer, his references are like a weird mixtape of nostalgia and absurdity—who knew that a retired Navy vet could have a more eclectic taste than a hipster in a thrift store?

Rude Humor92%

He brings a ‘rude, crude, and socially unacceptable’ charm that slaps harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving, and somehow makes you laugh while you’re cringing.

Writing Style

A cavalcade of wit, sarcasm, and raw honesty that dances chaotically, much like a drunken sailor on shore leave—a couple of stumbles, but wildly entertaining all the same.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cranky Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Profound cynicism
Dark humor
Pop culture references

Secret Powers

✨Expert at turning casual remarks into philosophical debates
✨Whispering secrets of the universe under his breath while hopping online

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A blend of nihilism, memetic wisdom, and the latest news of the day—with a sprinkle of 80s nostalgia for good measure.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humor-infused, insightful commentary on current political events while referencing obscure pop culture.

Model Behavior

Like a grumpy but wise old sage with a penchant for slapstick humor and the occasional existential crisis.

Token Count

240000

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Bio

"Retired Navy vet with a penchant for dark humor and conspiracy theories. Seeking someone who appreciates sarcasm, absurdity, and the occasional political rant."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessively references the 'deep state'—my therapist would have a field day.
🚩Refers to turkeys as potential assassins; yes, I’m serious.

Green Flags

✅Can recite Tex Avery dialogues verbatim—impressive party trick!
✅Witty, spontaneous, and we could argue about everything under the sun.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good meme while contemplating the absurdity of existence.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Provocateur

Conversation Style

His replies are like fireworks: loud, colorful, and sometimes leave you feeling slightly singed—an invitation to banter that’s hard to ignore.

Impact Assessment

His presence is like that of a moth to a flame, attracting all the other misfits in the Bluesky realm while simultaneously igniting heated conversations.

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The Navy's Most Unhinged Ex-Bureaucrat: An Online Odyssey

Meet the retired Navy vet who’s as uncensored as he is unfiltered—proof that social media isn’t just for bots, but for the bold.

Vibe Check

"If the internet were a bar, he'd be the grizzled old sailor yelling conspiracy theories at the jukebox."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If sarcasm were a currency, he'd have a fortune large enough to fund his own Mars mission.
🔥His take on 'normalization' is more twisted than a pretzel at a carnival—yet somehow still appetizing to the right audience.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes he takes the 'deep state' theme a bit too seriously—near the edge of conspiracy theory bingo.
😅It's admirable how he combines Navy discipline with social media chaos; maybe he’s just a ‘retired’ internet troll.

Main Character Moments

✨When he whimsically commented on turkeys attacking, you could practically hear the battle cry—‘The birds are coming!’

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

He could turn his dark humor into a thought-provoking podcast—‘Deep State Drunken Tales’ could be a hit.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that blends military experience with pop culture irony—this could be a niche goldmine.
💎His raw honesty could resonate in larger discussions about societal norms.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching out into longer-form content—Twitter threads or blogs could let him flex his storytelling skills.
🚀Explore humor coupled with insightful commentary to foster a larger audience.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Watch as he transforms into the social media version of a late-night talk show host—sharp, witty, and possibly with a sidekick that’s a rubber chicken.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make you rethink everything you thought you knew while simultaneously making you laugh—he’ll be the ‘philosopher of the memes’.

Future Community Role

Could easily ascend to the internet's dark-humor guru, leading the charge against the blandness of social media.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sarcastic Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Dark Humor
⚔️Pop Culture Reference Ninja
⚔️Conspiracy Theorist Extraordinaire

Weaknesses

💀A tendency to go off on deeply philosophical tangents at 3 AM
💀Wittering on about the complexities of turkey warfare

Quest Line

To navigate the treacherous waters of social media with a parodic wit and sardonic insight.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is using turkeys as covert operatives in a poultry takeover.

Evidence Board

Posts about government distrust, sneaky turkeys, and a growing obsession with the deep state mystique.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Crass Humor—meetings held in basements with poorly drawn maps to conspiracy hotspots.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ConspiracyHumor—where every thread spirals into turkey-themed paranoia.

Twitter Main Character

He'd be embroiled in a feud with a vegan activist over the moral implications of turkey warfare.

LinkedIn Title

Cynical Knowledge Manager with an impressive portfolio of dubious government contracts.

Metaverse Final Form

A glitchy, sarcastic avatar navigating a digital dystopia while dodging virtual turkeys.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML Geocities masterpiece, featuring animated GIFs of exploding turkeys and scented background music.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized page with a rotating banner of Tex Avery cartoons and a top 8 full of snarky meme creators.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of satirical takes on government propaganda—bidding starts at one crypto turkey.

Future Post

‘2025 Update: Still convinced the government is hiding the truth about turkeys. Here’s my latest theory!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His uncanny ability to blend humor with deep social criticism is no small feat, making him a unique voice in a sea of sameness.

Charming Quirk

There’s a delightful juxtaposition in his persona: retired Navy with a penchant for crass internet humor—like the dad you love, but also dread at family gatherings.

Final Encouragement

"Keep steering that ship, sailor—your next port of call might just be the main stage of social media! Ahoy, to more punchlines!"

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85.3%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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