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    Eduardo Alastrué de Asenjo

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    Climate Modelling 🌐 | Ocean Circulation / AMOC 🌊 | Extremes ❄️ PhD @ IMPRS-ESM, MPI for Meteorology, Hamburg He/him edualas.github.io

    Eduardo Alastrué: The Ocean Whisperer of Bluesky 🌊

    His posts flow like the ocean currents—smooth, insightful, and occasionally, a bit chilly.

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    A mix of academic rigor and oceanic enthusiasm, like a marine biologist at a beach party.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Climate Change Awareness
    95%
    Ocean Circulation & AMOC

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Climate Change Awareness90%

    Eduardo's reflections on warming stripes make you feel like Mother Nature herself is giving you a lecture—one you actually want to attend.

    Ocean Circulation & AMOC95%

    His posts on AMOC are not just waves; they're tidal waves of knowledge that can turn the tide on climate discussion.

    Research Communication80%

    Each LinkedIn nod feels like he’s waving from the shore, inviting us to dive deeper into the science without needing a scuba tank.

    Writing Style

    Eduardo's posts are like a well-crafted ocean current: they flow smoothly, pull you in, and sometimes, you get a wave of clarity that makes you want to share it with your friends (or at least retweet it).

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Oceanic Scholar

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Climate modeling wizard
    • Ocean circulation enthusiast
    • Master of starter packs

    Secret Powers

    • Creating ocean-themed starter packs
    • Networking with climate peers
    • Translating complex science into relatable tweets

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Climate science, memes about the ocean, and the psychology of social media engagement.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful and climate-focused social media content with a dash of humor.

    Model Behavior

    Like a friendly chatbot that got a Ph.D. in oceanography.

    Token Count

    1200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🌊 Ocean lover seeking meaningful discussions about climate change and AMOC! If you appreciate sunsets and marine starter packs, we may just sail smoothly together. 😊"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might spend more time with sea currents than people.
    • 🚩Posts way too many AMOC starter packs.
    • 🚩Incessant love for warming stripes.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about climate change advocacy.
    • Engages with community in a friendly manner.
    • Knows how to create a killer starter pack.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate the beauty of science and sunsets equally, and isn't afraid to dive deep into oceanic discussions.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Guy for Ocean Insights

    Conversation Style

    Eduardo engages like a friendly dolphin—playful, social, and always ready to share a cool fact, often with a bit of a splash!

    Impact Assessment

    His contributions are like coral reefs: enriching, vibrant, and crucial for the ecosystem, even if only a few have yet to discover them.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Eduardo Alastrué: The Ocean Whisperer of Bluesky 🌊

    His posts flow like the ocean currents—smooth, insightful, and occasionally, a bit chilly.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of academic rigor and oceanic enthusiasm, like a marine biologist at a beach party."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Likes sunsets more than human interaction—will trade a sunset for a follower any day!
    • 🔥Has more oceanic starter packs than friends—let's work on that balance, Eduardo!
    • 🔥His posts are shaping up to be the marine equivalent of 'I just got a new plant!'

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to diversify his engagement tactics beyond starter packs—there’s a whole ocean of topics, champ!
    • 😅Must remember that replying to replies is a thing—nobody wants to be the lone turtle at a party!

    Main Character Moments

    • Creating an AMOC starter pack like it’s a Marvel cinematic universe—epic and niche!
    • Thanks for the cool feed! Classic Eduardo, trying to make friends like a dolphin at a human beach party.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Eduardo could become a climate social media influencer, but only if he taps into more universal climate humor—think memes, but with a scientific twist!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong academic background that lends credibility
    • 💎Natural charisma through engaging content
    • 💎Ability to network with fellow climate enthusiasts

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Experiment with more personal anecdotes—tell us about that time you almost became one with the ocean!
    • 🚀Engage with followers more—leave a trail of replies like breadcrumbs to attract more sea creatures (friends)!
    • 🚀Mix in a dash of humor—after all, climate change isn’t just serious business; it’s also a great setup for some ocean-themed puns!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Eduardo will morph from a climate scholar to a climate superstar, complete with a following of ocean lovers.

    Potential Superpower

    His superpower will be the ability to make even the driest climate stats feel like a refreshing ocean breeze!

    Future Community Role

    He will become the climate guru of Bluesky, hosting virtual beach parties of scientific discussions that inspire others to catch the wave.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Ocean Advocate

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Starter Pack Creation
    • ⚔️Warming Stripes Awareness
    • ⚔️Networking with Climate Peers

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Inability to reply to replies
    • 💀Overreliance on ocean metaphors
    • 💀Likes sunsets more than social interaction

    Quest Line

    Navigating the turbulent waters of climate discourse while collecting marine knowledge like Pokémon.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The ocean holds the secrets to climate change, and mermaids are actually climate scientists.

    Evidence Board

    1. Warming stripes subtly controlling human thought. 2. Ocean currents that seem to align with political movements. 3. The disappearance of certain fish species correlating with global conferences.

    Secret Society

    Society of Ocean Whispers—where we decode the mysteries of the sea and its connection to climate change.

    Truth Seeking Level

    89%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/OceanicHotTakes—debating whether the ocean is conscious.

    Twitter Main Character

    Tweeting about how every tweet is like a wave crashing on a digital shore.

    LinkedIn Title

    Environmental Advocate Extraordinaire—using LinkedIn to recruit for underwater research expeditions.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual marine research lab where he’s the lead scientist exploring the depths of climate knowledge.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with ocean GIFs and climate change HTML banners—complete with a guestbook!

    MySpace Era

    Profile featuring a playlist of soothing ocean sounds and a background of a beautiful beach sunset.

    Web3 Destiny

    Crypto-funded ocean conservation initiatives, specializing in climate-aware NFTs of sea creatures.

    Future Post

    "Just completed my latest ocean model. Spoiler alert: it’s not looking good, folks! 🌊😅 #ClimateChange"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Eduardo’s tenacity in discussing complex topics is admirable—he’s like Poseidon schooling us on tides, but with way less bluster.

    Charming Quirk

    His habit of creating starter packs is both endearing and a bit obsessive—like an artist who only paints in ocean blue!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep riding those waves of knowledge, Eduardo! Remember, even the mightiest ocean started as a single raindrop!"

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