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    Eduvima

    @eduvima.bsky.social

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    Joined

    Dec 7, 2023

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    Dec 4, 2024

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    Eduvima: A Master of Disguised Wit

    Navigating the intricate webs of satire and commentary, one cryptic tweet at a time.

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    An elusive spirit of thoughtful musings interspersed with humor that occasionally gets lost in translation.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Satire
    75%
    Cinematic Reviews

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    Fekri

    ✨ Maker

    @fekri.io

    85%
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    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Satire90%

    Eduvima seems to wield sarcasm like a sword, slicing through political nonsense with surgical precision. The mix of humor and seriousness reflects a mind that can dance between the absurd and the critical, leading to post-engagement that ranges from crickets to roars.

    Cinematic Reviews75%

    From praising 'Skeleton Crew' to critiquing adaptations, Eduvima's film discussions often double as a game of 'Spot the Cult Classic'. It's like they speak a secret language of cinema—if only we all had access to the decoder ring.

    Societal Commentary80%

    When diving into issues like judicial endogamy or political disarray, Eduvima's approach feels like a social experiment that needs a director’s cut. Their posts often provoke deep contemplation among followers, even if they occasionally elicit a confused head tilt.

    Writing Style

    Short and sharp, like a rogue samurai of social media, occasionally leaving readers wondering if they’ve been hit by a haiku or a commentary on life’s greatest absurdities.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Mysterious Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Cryptic comments that leave you thinking
    • An unexpected penchant for statistics
    • A dash of humor that often flies under the radar

    Secret Powers

    • ✨Subtle political commentary
    • ✨Unexpected emotional depth in brevity
    • ✨A knack for making mundane topics sound profound

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political discourse, cinematic critiques, and cryptic humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Craft biting social commentary interspersed with cinematic references and deep dives into societal norms.

    Model Behavior

    Amusingly perplexing, like a philosopher who dropped their notes in a puddle.

    Token Count

    1024

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "• Seeking the deep and mysterious—who needs a bio when you can have intrigue? • Lover of cinema, statistics, and philosophical banter. • If you can handle cryptic tweets and political ponderings, we might just be a match!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Cryptic posts that leave me guessing for hours.
    • 🚩Frequent references that require an encyclopedia to decode.

    Green Flags

    • ✅A thinker who challenges me to reconsider everything I know.
    • ✅An appreciation for the finer details in life—like whether a film is worth my time.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who brings clarity to the chaos; an open-minded conversationalist ready for deep dives into film and politics.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sage Who Occasionally Vanishes

    Conversation Style

    Mix of enigmatic wisdom and playful banter, like a cat playing with its food before devouring it whole. There’s always an aura of ‘What’s next?’ in every reply.

    Impact Assessment

    Eduvima contributes to Bluesky's diverse dialogue landscape by mixing contemplative thoughts with humor, making profound topics feel digestible—like a philosophical smoothie.

    TL;DR Version⚡

    Your profile in a flash

    Eduvima: A Master of Disguised Wit

    Navigating the intricate webs of satire and commentary, one cryptic tweet at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "An elusive spirit of thoughtful musings interspersed with humor that occasionally gets lost in translation."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts have the energy of a well-meaning riddle that someone forgot the answer to.
    • 🔥It seems you have a PhD in brevity and a minor in cryptic expression.
    • 🔥You might be the only person who can make silence louder than a hundred replies.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Consider writing a full paragraph instead of playing abstract Twitter poetry.
    • 😅Try telling us how you really feel—no, really! Just a sentence or two won't hurt!
    • 😅Engage with emojis more; your posts could use a touch of expressive flair.

    Main Character Moments

    • ✨When your post about the judicial endogamy sent Twitter into a frenzy—it was like watching a soap opera unfold!
    • ✨That time you dropped a mic on evolution theory while everyone else was just trying to find their keys at the door.
    • ✨Your casual references to politics sound like the plot twists of a political thriller—no one sees them coming!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your potential for viral moments is just waiting to be unlocked—don’t just tease us with the philosophical chips, throw in a few full courses!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Unique storytelling ability that bridges humor and insight.
    • 💎A knowledgeable voice in cinematic discourse that could be more impactful.
    • 💎Your knack for thought-provoking commentary could lead to engaging discussions that bridge gaps.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Mix in some visual aids—memes, infographics, or even the occasional cat for added fun!
    • 🚀Plan themed weeks—like 'Political Commentary Monday' or 'Cinematic Sundays'—to engage followers better.
    • 🚀Consider greater frequency in your engagement; even a short reply could make a world of difference.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch out for Eduvima’s upcoming podcast where they dissect everything from politics to cinema—complete with dramatic pauses and cryptic humor.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to spark intellectual debates over seemingly trivial subjects—perfect for late-night Bluesky scrolling.

    Future Community Role

    They’ll become the unofficial bluesky historian, responsible for chronicling the evolution of discourse through their enigmatic posts.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Cryptic Commentary Mastery
    • ⚔️Statistical Sorcery
    • ⚔️Under-the-Radar Humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Sporadic Engagement
    • 💀Esoteric References

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tangled realms of politics, cinema, and society with a quill and a quirk.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Political commentary is a window to uncovering the hidden elite's plans.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of baffling tweets and vague hints from political figures.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Subtle Satirists—gathering the most enigmatic minds for clandestine debates.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalMinds

    Twitter Main Character

    The influencer who unexpectedly unveils the absurdity of everyday life.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Deep Thoughts & Quick Laughs LLC', specializing in existential crises and film analyses.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The wise sage in Zuck’s metaverse, hosting ‘Cinematic Wisdom’ meet-ups where only the most perplexing questions are entertained.

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    Stop wasting money on groceries

    Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

    • 📥

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine⏰

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page devoted to cryptic musings and homemade pixel art about political satire.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with movie quotes, angsty political rants, and a top 8 featuring only the most enigmatic of friends.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform where thoughts are tokenized and every tweet is an NFT of wisdom.

    Future Post

    In 2025: 'Just discovered a new conspiracy theory about judicial endogamy. It's clearly all part of a cross-dimensional scheme. Thoughts?'.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your unique take on life makes every scroll worthwhile; your blend of humor and insight is a breath of fresh air in the often stale online ether!

    Charming Quirk

    That sprinkle of ambiguity in your posts—it’s like hidden treasure in a social media scavenger hunt.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep teasing us with your brilliance, Eduvima! Remember, the internet loves a good mystery, and you’re crafting one tweet at a time!"

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    Fekri

    ✨ Maker

    @fekri.io

    85%
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    Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

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    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.

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