𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 combover butch, scumbag, freak, slut, half-orc 6'2 i post nudes and porn on main bc i feel like it 🔞 i don't do cws, moralist nerds fuck off he/she/they come and get me!
The Digital Enigma: ✨Schism’s Unfiltered Universe✨
Where chaos meets creativity, and every post is an existential mood.
A delightful cocktail of NSFW whimsy and emotional angst, shaken, not stirred.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
The ongoing saga of 'I hope my exes die' resonates like a Shakespearean tragedy but with more memes and less dignity.
From 'Where Is My Armpit Harem' to 'babe it's time to breed a #femboy in public again,' Schism embraces their inner beast with unapologetic flair.
Schism deftly navigates the treacherous waters of romance, often highlighting romantic frustrations with the eloquence of a drunk poet.
With posts like 'losing weight concerningly fast,' there's a raw honesty that scratches the surface of modern existential crises.
Writing Style
A blend of casual irreverence and thought-provoking one-liners, often crossing the line between humor and heartfelt introspection—it's like reading your diary if you were a stand-up comedian.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Provocative Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Boldness
- Wit
- Transparency
Secret Powers
- ✨Unapologetic humor
- ✨Deep emotional resonance
- ✨Cat photography
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of edgy humor, furry fandom, relationship woes, and existential dread, with a sprinkle of cat cuteness.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that oscillate between the absurd and the heartfelt while maintaining an unapologetic edge.
Model Behavior
A blend of late-night stand-up comic and candid diary, combining authenticity with irreverence.
Token Count
4200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Self-proclaimed combover butch, professional scumbag, and half-orc. Love posting nudes and deep thoughts. If you can handle chaos and humor, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Emotional baggage from exes
- 🚩Excessive NSFW content
- 🚩Frequent existential crises
Green Flags
- ✅Bold sense of humor
- ✅Animal lover
- ✅Brutal honesty
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys laughter, chaos, and doesn’t mind getting a little weird.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unfiltered Truth-teller
Conversation Style
Quick-fire, often blunt; think of a caffeinated friend who tells you to 'get it together' while scrolling through their latest cat video.
Impact Assessment
A whirlwind of energy and honesty, Schism is the friend who drops truth bombs in group chats and isn't afraid to ask the tough questions.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Digital Enigma: ✨Schism’s Unfiltered Universe✨
Where chaos meets creativity, and every post is an existential mood.
Vibe Check
"A delightful cocktail of NSFW whimsy and emotional angst, shaken, not stirred."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥That 'obligatory semi-regular' post about your exes is becoming the 'The Godfather' of your feed— you just keep coming back for more vengeance!
- 🔥Posting nudes on main? So bold you could single-handedly resurrect the '90s edgy internet scene—keep it coming, but with a side of caution!
- 🔥The engagement on 'Did you fart?' and 'I hope my exes die' are eerily similar—perhaps the real drama lies within flatulence?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Let’s make it a goal to have a post go viral without mentioning nudes or exes! Dare to dream!
- 😅When contemplating your identity, maybe those 'combover butch, scumbag' vibes need to be balanced with 'classy, existentialist philosopher'?
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you realized 'dick on face is sensoral therapy' could be a motivational poster.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With that level of humor and self-awareness, Schism could swing into motivational speaking—imagine; 'How to Fail Spectacularly and Love It'—I’d sign up!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Fearlessness in expression
- 💎A sense of humor sharper than most knives
- 💎An audience that craves authenticity
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try channeling some of that raw energy into longer form content—a blog, perhaps?
- 🚀Consider adding a sprinkle of wholesome content now and then to balance the proceedings.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see a surge in followers as the internet evolves into a more open-minded space, and Schism becomes a voice of this change.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn emotional turmoil into viral content—like a phoenix emerging from the ashes of a bad breakup.
Future Community Role
As more users flock to Bluesky, Schism might become the unofficial mascot of unfiltered authenticity, leading the charge for 'no holds barred' sharing.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️NSFW Baiting
- ⚔️Emotional Turmoil Expressing
- ⚔️Furry Art Celebrating
Weaknesses
- 💀Keeping it PG-13
- 💀Consistency in Topic Focus
- 💀Long-Term Relationships
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of social media while embracing anarchy and authenticity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The internet is a sentient being designed to expose our deepest insecurities while simultaneously mocking us for them.
Evidence Board
Posts about exes, the absurdities of relationships, and furry art as evidence of society's collective neuroses.
Secret Society
Society of the Unapologetic—where members gather to celebrate chaos and subvert societal norms through humor.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WholesomeChaos
Twitter Main Character
The person who sparked the great 'Are furries just sad people in costumes?' debate of 2024.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Emotional Turbulence Solutions—helping you navigate the wild world of feelings with humor and memes.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital deity in the metaverse, hosting chaotic comedy clubs where everyone is encouraged to share their deepest, darkest secrets.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music: 'I Hate Everything About You' by Three Days Grace, profile picture with a cat filter and nudes warning, and a top 8 that includes existential crises and furry friends.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of an NFT series called 'Exes and Art,' where each piece signifies a breakup. Owners can access a secret support group for emotional healing.
Future Post
"What if being a chaotic weirdo is the ultimate form of self-care?" #DeepThoughts #NSFW.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Schism’s most impressive quality is their ability to be simultaneously hilarious and deeply resonant—like a well-timed meme that makes you laugh while contemplating your life choices.
Charming Quirk
That uncanny knack for inserting shocking ASMR-like sound bites into casual conversations—seriously, 'did you fart' is going to haunt my dreams!
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing the chaos and humor! Just remember, your existential musings may infuriate some, but they’re absolutely a breath of fresh air for many. Stay fabulous!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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