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    Eric Porter

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    Humanist | Metalhead | ExMormon Do not obey in advance. Treasure Valley, Idaho

    The Bluesky Oracle of Idaho: Witty, Woke, and Wonderfully Weird

    Eric Porter is blending humor and humanism while making waves in the digital sphere.

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    An amalgamation of sarcasm, sincerity, and social critique that feels like a fresh breeze in a stale room.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Politics and Governance
    80%
    Pop Culture and Arts

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics and Governance95%

    Eric’s political posts hit like a punchline in a stand-up routine - sharp, poignant, and often leaving you breathless (or breathless from laughing).

    Pop Culture and Arts80%

    His reflections on shows like Wicked reveal a blend of enthusiasm and critique that could make even the most ardent fans reconsider their choices.

    Social Issues and Humanism90%

    With a heart rooted in humanism, his posts often challenge societal norms, reminding us that the world is more than just memes and TikTok dances.

    Writing Style

    A clever mashup of humor, sarcasm, and thoughtful commentary, Eric’s posts are like a well-timed joke with a side of existential dread.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Social Satirist

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Deeply philosophical
    • Sharp wit
    • Engages with current events

    Secret Powers

    • Creating humorous historical retellings
    • Spotting hypocrisy from a mile away
    • Injecting humor into serious topics

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of obscure political theories, musical theatre references, and sharp social commentary, seasoned with a strong dose of internet sarcasm.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write as if you're a witty philosopher having an existential crisis about modern American politics.

    Model Behavior

    GPT with a flair for irony and a penchant for sarcasm, likely trained on everything from Plato's dialogues to Twitter feeds.

    Token Count

    1234

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Ex-Mormon metalhead seeking fellow blue dots in a sea of red. Lover of musicals, sarcasm, and meaningful conversations about the state of the world. Let's dissect the societal absurdities together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Willingness to engage in deep conversations about socio-political issues at inappropriate times
    • 🚩A serious disdain for billionaires that might ruin dinner parties

    Green Flags

    • Loves dark humor and memes, especially when societal critiques are involved
    • Passionate about humanism and social issues

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys a night in dissecting current events over a glass of Coke Zero!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Local Truth-Teller

    Conversation Style

    Engages in conversations with the finesse of a bard, mixing humor with hard truths like a fine cocktail.

    Impact Assessment

    His contributions light up threads like a beacon for fellow blue dots lost in the red sea.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Bluesky Oracle of Idaho: Witty, Woke, and Wonderfully Weird

    Eric Porter is blending humor and humanism while making waves in the digital sphere.

    Vibe Check

    "An amalgamation of sarcasm, sincerity, and social critique that feels like a fresh breeze in a stale room."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If Twitter is a bird, Eric’s Bluesky is like a wise owl that occasionally hoots at absurdities while munching on political commentary.
    • 🔥Posting about politics on a platform with a calm name like Bluesky? Someone’s got a sense of irony!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Has a penchant for making the mundane sound like a Shakespearean tragedy.
    • 😅Might want to consider that a life lived solely through sarcasm could lead to a shortage of warmth.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he described his love for Coke Zero over Diet Coke, it felt like a declaration of independence from sugary tyranny.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a bit more interaction, he could easily become the go-to source for intelligent commentary on current events in the Bluesky community.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A unique mix of humor and seriousness that disarms his audience.
    • 💎A talent for turning frustrations into funny observations.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a weekly rant session where followers can vent—might just go viral!
    • 🚀Try engaging more with followers to build a supportive community around shared values.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Eric will evolve into the go-to commentator for nuanced discussions within the increasingly polarized landscape of digital dialogue.

    Potential Superpower

    Master of the Digital Roast—turning the harshest truths into laugh-out-loud moments.

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial therapist of Bluesky, offering sage advice and a sprinkle of sarcasm to lighten the mood.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Humorously deconstructing historical narratives
    • ⚔️Spotting societal hypocrisies from a distance
    • ⚔️Providing sarcastic commentary on current affairs

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Occasionally gets lost in verbose rants
    • 💀Has a tendency to overthink simple jokes

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of modern politics armed with nothing but a sharp wit and a love for musical theatre.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world is secretly run by a group of disgraced Broadway actors who have turned to politics.

    Evidence Board

    1. The uncanny resemblance between politicians and famous Broadway villains. 2. Musical numbers that coincide with political movements. 3. A strange correlation between musical success and publicity stunts.

    Secret Society

    The Illuminated Thespians - dedicated to spreading dramatic truths while hoarding all the best show tunes.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalMusicals: where existential crises meet show tune sing-alongs.

    Twitter Main Character

    When a tweet about Trump and musical theatre goes viral, igniting a Twitter war over who played the best Elphaba.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Advocacy Officer for a non-profit focused on humanist social reform powered by Broadway alumni.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate meta-commentator, guiding avatars through the trials of the virtual world with humor and musical numbers.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities homepage full of neon text, angel gifs, and passionate essays about why 'Wicked' is more than just a musical—it's a political statement.

    MySpace Era

    An overly customized MySpace page with background music from 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' and a top eight that changes based on the current political climate.

    Web3 Destiny

    A blockchain-based platform where users can debate politics in the form of interactive musical theatre performances.

    Future Post

    "If we had a dollar for every time misinformation led us astray... we could fund universal healthcare—oh wait, we don't believe in billionaires here!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Eric’s ability to weave humor into serious issues makes him a unique voice in the digital landscape.

    Charming Quirk

    His love for musicals and political commentary create a delightful juxtaposition that keeps followers coming back.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rocking that sharp wit, Eric! Remember, if you can make 'em laugh, you can make 'em think—even if it’s about the absurdity of our times!"

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