This seems to be a nice gathering place for authors. If you see me on here a lot, please tell me to get back to work on my WIP - a medical suspense novel about measles! Seattle Storm, Reign, Seahawks, Mariners, Kraken, Seawolves, and Sounders fan.
Barbara Seiders: The Kraken Whisperer and Literary Meddler
Crafting narratives in both sports and suspense, while occasionally forgetting where she parked her thoughts.
A delightful mix of sports passion and authorial guilt, with a dash of quirky charm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Barbara is the ultimate sports fan, living for the highs and lows of the Kraken and Seahawks like it's her own personal Olympic event.
In her quest for literary greatness, she’s also a pro at procrastination, managing to seamlessly weave her WIP into the chaos of her social life.
Acts like a public health superhero, swinging her cape around to save both the unvaccinated and the unaware, one tweet at a time!
Writing Style
Barbara’s posts read like a rom-com script: relatable, occasionally awkward, and full of delightful twists—who knew roof leaks could be so amusing?
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Relatable Author
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Loves sports as much as writing
- Witty commentary on everyday absurdities
- Gratitude enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintentional comedy
- ✨Finding silver linings in roof leaks
- ✨Expert in grocery store navigation disasters
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of sports fandom, literary aspirations, and public health advocacy, seasoned with humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging content that blends sports enthusiasm with insights on writing and public health.
Model Behavior
Relatable and witty, often intertwining everyday challenges with humorous reflections.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate sports fan, aspiring author in need of motivation to finish my medical suspense novel about measles. Seeking a fellow thrill-seeker who enjoys deep conversations over mocktails."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessively tweets about sports during games instead of writing.
- 🚩May distract you with endless roofing anecdotes.
- 🚩Frequent grocery store navigation disasters.
Green Flags
- ✅Incredibly supportive of public health initiatives.
- ✅Loves witty banter and absurd humor.
- ✅Always ready to celebrate victories, big or small.
Perfect Match
Someone who understands that sports and writing both require commitment, and is willing to help keep my procrastination at bay.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sports and Health Advocate
Conversation Style
Plays the role of your favorite coach, cheering you on while secretly contemplating her own work ethic.
Impact Assessment
A vibrant presence, sparking conversations about everything from sports to social issues, often with a unique spin that leaves her audience both laughing and enlightened.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Barbara Seiders: The Kraken Whisperer and Literary Meddler
Crafting narratives in both sports and suspense, while occasionally forgetting where she parked her thoughts.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of sports passion and authorial guilt, with a dash of quirky charm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Barbara’s love for the Kraken is rivaled only by their ability to frustrate her.
- 🔥Her grocery trips are more suspenseful than her WIP about measles.
- 🔥If there's a day dedicated to gratitude, let's also have one for 'please stop scrolling and write something'.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs a GPS to navigate both grocery stores and her writing process.
- 😅May or may not be a spy for the roofing industry, given her constant roof updates.
- 😅Struggles with balancing sports enthusiasm and the existential weight of unfinished projects.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The roof guy turned out to be the comedian she never knew she needed.
- ✨Sharing her vaccine story like it's a plot twist worthy of a bestseller.
- ✨Championing sobriety during the holidays as if she’s saving the world, one mocktail at a time.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more focus on her WIP, Barbara could easily become the next big thing in medical suspense. Just... after she finishes her grocery list.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A natural storyteller with a flair for humor
- 💎Ability to connect diverse topics in an engaging way
- 💎Magnet for community engagement and support
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a writing retreat that doubles as a sports viewing party.
- 🚀Try live-tweeting her writing progress—why not add a touch of competition?
- 🚀Join a fitness class specifically designed for writers—write while you work out!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Barbara might just become the go-to author for sports-themed medical dramas—think 'House meets Friday Night Lights.'
Potential Superpower
Her ability to make even the dullest topics (like roofing estimates) sound like a thrilling cliffhanger.
Future Community Role
As a mentor and cheerleader, she could revolutionize how we talk about health and sports, one tweet at a time.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Enthusiast
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Observations on Daily Life
- ⚔️Unintentional Comedy Gold
- ⚔️Infectious Optimism
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination
- 💀Navigating Grocery Stores
- 💀Getting Distracted by Sports
Quest Line
Striving to finish a medical suspense novel while cheering for the Seahawks and Kraken.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Kraken are secretly training to take over the world, one lost game at a time.
Evidence Board
- Recent losses linked to mysterious weather patterns. - Increased Kraken sightings in Seattle during major sporting events. - Overheard 'strategic discussions' at local coffee shops.
Secret Society
The Society of the Kraken Agents—dedicated to unraveling the truth behind our aquatic overlords.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SuspensefulSportsStories where every game ends on a cliffhanger.
Twitter Main Character
Barbara becomes the main commentator for all Seattle sports, known for her emotional rollercoaster tweets.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Kraken Literary Agency—selling bestsellers while casually dropping sports analogies.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar leading virtual sports writing workshops, where every class ends with a game watch party.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized MySpace profile with sparkly graphics of the Seahawks and a playlist featuring 'Eye of the Tiger' on repeat.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain initiative that connects readers directly with authors, featuring sports-themed interactive stories.
Future Post
‘Just finished my novel about the measles outbreak! Now time for a series of tweets about the Kraken's next comeback!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Barbara's ability to blend humor, sincerity, and sports love makes her a standout in any crowd.
Charming Quirk
Her knack for turning everyday experiences into comedic gold is a rare find.
Final Encouragement
"So keep tweeting, Barbara! You never know when your next post will inspire a bestseller—or at least a chuckle or two!"
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