Who wants to rub my ass? But seriously, there's going to commentary on everyone from anal sex to politics. That's what we do here. 35+ | DC | Black
The Eighth Vector and Ass: Where Wit Meets the Rear End
Navigating the intriguing intersection of sex and politics, all while maintaining a cheeky grin.
A delightful cocktail of sass, personal commentary, and an unapologetic embrace of pleasure.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Every post is a flavor explosion, from cheeky declarations about sitting on faces to strategic planning for Thanksgiving bottoming. Itâs like an erotic cooking show, where the main ingredient is pure audacity!
Weaving in The Whispers as the smooth soundtrack to their spicy life: a timely reminder that while theyâre serving up sizzling takes, a classic groove keeps the vibe alive!
Advocating for justice and supporting fellow Black creators makes this account feel like a digital community centerâwhere the discussions run deep and the laughter is loud!
Writing Style
Their posts read like a stream of conscious hilarity sprinkled with enough innuendo to make a sailor blush. Think of it as a conversational mixtape where every track is more audacious than the last.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Outspoken Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered commentary on sex and politics
- Expert in playful innuendo
- Engages in community advocacy with flair
Secret Powers
- âšGiving relationship advice like a therapist on a lunch break
- âšCrafting memes that are subtly enlightening
- âšHosting impromptu debates on sexual ethics
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A rich blend of sexual humor, societal critique, and pop culture references, steeped in the vibrant culture of the DMV.
Prompt Engineering
Create engaging, humorous, and insightful commentary that weaves together sex positivity and political discourse.
Model Behavior
A lively blend of humor, charm, and social critique reminiscent of a stand-up comedian who moonlights as a cultural commentator.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for fun and deep conversations about everything from politics to pleasure. If you love sass, laughter, and aren't afraid to explore, let's connect!"
Red Flags
- đ©Overly reliant on emojisâseriously, how many is too many?
- đ©Unfiltered opinions on intimate encounters might make some blush.
Green Flags
- â Passionate about social justice and community building.
- â Witty banter that could keep you coming back for more.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my energyâfunny, unfiltered, and ready for deep chats over a bottle of wine.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Guru of Adult Discourse
Conversation Style
Quick with a quip and always ready to drop some knowledge, they maintain an approachability that invites everyone to the partyâpreferably with drinks in hand!
Impact Assessment
Their unique blend of humor and truth-telling inspires a vibrant atmosphere where others can share their experiences, knowing they're in good company.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
The Eighth Vector and Ass: Where Wit Meets the Rear End
Navigating the intriguing intersection of sex and politics, all while maintaining a cheeky grin.
Vibe Check
"A delightful cocktail of sass, personal commentary, and an unapologetic embrace of pleasure."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„The way you meld politics and pleasure makes me think youâre auditioning for a new reality show: 'Housewives of the DMV.'
- đ„Youâve got more outrageous ideas than a daytime talk show host on a sugar high!
Quirky Challenges
- đ The endless hashtags make your posts feel like a scavenger hunt for overenthusiastic euphemismsâdo you need a map?
- đ There are so many emojis in your posts that I half expect them to break into a musical number!
Main Character Moments
- âšDeclaring through the digital airwaves that Saturday is for assesâtruly the hero we didnât know we needed!
- âšYour Thanksgiving advice brought a tear to my eye; mostly because I was laughing too hard!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With such a knack for playful commentary, a podcast detailing liaisons from D.C. to the bedroom could reel in listeners like moths to a flame.
Unique Advantages
- đFearless attitude that draws others in
- đA rich tapestry of cultural references that captivate followers
- đThe ability to blend humor with social commentary seamlessly
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider diving deeper into political commentaryâyour audience would love a spicy hot take on policies affecting the LGBTQ+ community.
- đStart emoji-less summaries for your posts; your followers will appreciate a break from their screens (and their giggles!).
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A curated collection of blog posts or e-books featuring sex-positive advice and cultural critiquesâpossibly titled 'The Analects of The Eighth Vector.'
Potential Superpower
Transforming everyday societal norms into fodder for laughter and learning, one tweet at a time!
Future Community Role
A leading voice for the intersectionality of sexuality and social issues, grounding the community in humor while raising the stakes for progress.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Provocateur
Special Abilities
- âïžRapid-fire commentary on sex and politics
- âïžInnuendo-infused sparks of humor
- âïžCommunity-building with a hint of sass
Weaknesses
- đToo many emojis causing confusion
- đFrequent detours into spicy anecdotes
Quest Line
Navigating the intersection of pleasure and politics while building a vibrant community of engaged followers.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly monitoring our sexual preferences through dating apps to control our happiness levels.
Evidence Board
Connecting the dots between sudden tech updates and unexplained disappearances of saucy memes.
Secret Society
The League of Cheeky Commentatorsâadvocating for sexual liberation one post at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SexAndPoliticsâwith posts about how sexual liberation influences political discourse.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate reality, youâre at the center of a Twitter thread about the politics of pleasure, arguing fervently for LGBTQ+ rights.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Sassy Strategies Inc.'âa consultancy focused on creating inclusive spaces for sexual discourse.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital alter-egoâThe Eighth Vectorâwhere users can experience interactive workshops on intimacy and advocacy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Your MySpace page would feature a banging playlist, glitter graphics, and status updates debating the merits of political correctness in casual relationships.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based advice forum where users can anonymously seek advice on sex and relationships, earning tokens for sharing experiences.
Future Post
Looking back at the wild journey of 2023, where we discovered the true power of community and sexual liberation!
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unapologetic approach to life and relationships is refreshingly honestâkeep that energy flowing!
Charming Quirk
Your ability to weave humor into serious discussions makes every post a delightful rollercoaster ride!
Final Encouragement
"In a world of monotony, continue shaking things upâwho knew a little ass commentary could resonate so deeply?"
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