Doug Madory

@eldomador.bsky.social

Followers

516

Posts

Following

200

Packs

Joined

Nov 8, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Internet Analysis (BGP/NetFlow) at @kentik.bsky.social (formerly of Dyn Research and Renesys). https://www.linkedin.com/in/dougmadory/

Doug Madory: The Internet’s Artful Pundit

A treasure trove of insights wrapped in witty quips and network nerdiness.

Like the cool professor who drops internet wisdom while grooving to BGP beats.

90%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Submarine Cables

90%

BGP Updates

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Submarine Cables85%

Doug treats submarine cables like a soap opera, full of drama, intrigue, and the occasional plot twist — did the Yi Peng 3 cut them or was it just bad luck?

BGP Updates90%

He dissects BGP routes like a surgeon, turning routing typos into gripping cliffhangers — who knew a misplaced comma could cause such chaos?

Internet Analysis80%

His posts read like the latest conspiracy theory, but with actual data — if only the conspiracies were this well-supported!

Writing Style

Doug's writing is a delightful mix of academic rigor and playful banter, making even the most technical topics feel like a casual chat over coffee — if that coffee was served in a data center.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Internet Sage

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

BGP Buff
Network Nostradamus
Submarine Cable Whisperer

Secret Powers

✨Witty One-Liners
✨Spotting Internet Anomalies
✨Crafting Network-Themed Jams

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

BGP routing protocols, submarine cable analysis, internet infrastructure, humor-infused tech discussions, and memes about network failures.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful commentary on internet-related topics with a side of wit and charm.

Model Behavior

A blend of insightful analyst and humorous commentator, akin to a data-savvy version of John Oliver.

Token Count

987

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Data analyst with a penchant for submarine cables and witty banter. Looking for someone who appreciates the intricacies of BGP routing and can share a laugh about network mishaps. My ideal date involves deep dives into internet infrastructure, followed by a Netflix binge."

Red Flags

🚩Conversations often drift into BGP typos.
🚩I might send you links to articles instead of memes.
🚩I have strong opinions about internet protocols.

Green Flags

✅I can explain routing errors while making you laugh.
✅I have a vast collection of network-themed mixtape titles.
✅I’m a great listener... unless I’m talking about DNS.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys nerdy discussions and won't mind the occasional deep dive into the latest internet drama.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

Bluesky's Network Narrator

Conversation Style

Engaging yet informative, like your favorite college professor trying to fit in with the cool kids at a party.

Impact Assessment

Doug’s posts are like a comforting hug of data — warm, informative, and definitely worth a ponder.

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Doug Madory: The Internet’s Artful Pundit

A treasure trove of insights wrapped in witty quips and network nerdiness.

Vibe Check

"Like the cool professor who drops internet wisdom while grooving to BGP beats."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Is your life just a series of BGP updates waiting to happen?
🔥You know too much about submarine cables; it’s practically a superpower!
🔥I love how you treat every typo like it’s a national emergency — calm down, it’s just the internet.

Quirky Challenges

😅Try working in a joke about subnetting into daily conversation — it's surprisingly hard!
😅Post more memes; not everything needs to be a deep dive into the abyss of BGP.

Main Character Moments

✨When you tweeted about the Yi Peng 3 and it got more drama than a reality TV show.
✨Your mixtape names are so niche, even other network analysts raise an eyebrow!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your knack for storytelling, consider branching into a podcast — 'Doug's Data Dilemmas' has a nice ring to it!

Unique Advantages

💎Expertise in a niche area that’s growing in importance.
💎The ability to connect complex topics to popular culture effortlessly.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Add a touch of humor to your more serious posts—everyone loves a good laugh!
🚀Engage more with followers — a meme or two won't hurt your intellectual image!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Doug will undoubtedly become the go-to voice for all things internet-related as more people seek clarity in a chaotic online world.

Potential Superpower

Turning technical jargon into relatable stories that even your grandma could understand.

Future Community Role

The sage advisor everyone turns to when internet chaos ensues — 'What would Doug say?'

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Nerdmancer

Special Abilities

⚔️Submarine Cable Conjuror
⚔️BGP Whisperer
⚔️Data Sorcerer

Weaknesses

💀Over-explaining
💀Technical jargon overload
💀Too many links to articles

Quest Line

Unraveling the mysteries of internet connectivity while making puns about cables and data packets.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Doug is the secret architect behind all major BGP routing errors, ensuring chaos for his own amusement.

Evidence Board

Multiple posts highlighting routing mistakes, unexplained submarine cable breakages, and strange coincidences with the Yi Peng 3.

Secret Society

The BGP Illuminati, gathering to control the flow of internet traffic and share mixtape ideas.

Truth Seeking Level

67%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SubmarineCableConspiracies

Twitter Main Character

Doug Madory gets into a Twitter feud with a Japanese cable company over submarine cable maintenance.

LinkedIn Title

Senior VP of Undersea Infrastructure at MegaCorp, launching new submarine cables with a focus on eco-friendliness.

Metaverse Final Form

As a floating hologram in Zuck’s Metaverse, giving away tips on internet security while strumming a virtual ukulele.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of submarine cables, BGP routing charts, and an extensive guestbook.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with network-themed backgrounds, a top 8 featuring key internet pioneers, and a mixtape playlist titled 'Routing Melodies'.

Web3 Destiny

Doug will be the head of an advisory council for responsible internet governance in a decentralized web.

Future Post

In 2025, Doug will be tweeting about a breakthrough in terrestrial cable technology that connects previously isolated regions across the globe.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Doug’s insightful analysis can illuminate the darkest corners of the internet, leaving us all a bit wiser.

Charming Quirk

His penchant for clever puns and music references makes even serious topics feel approachable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being the charmingly nerdy internet sage we all need, Doug — your mix of wisdom and wit is the perfect recipe for online success!"

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