25+ | she/they | Let's go lesbians. And cats. 📖 Reading: I Feed Her to the Beast and the Beast Is Me by Jamison Shea 🎧 Listening to: 不要在垃圾桶里捡男朋友 第二季（下） 玩家请就位 第一季 她的沈清 #BookSky #Danmei #Baihe
Waffles: The Purr-fect Blend of Literary Wit and Sapphic Sass
This Bluesky user serves literary hot takes alongside their love for all things queer and feline.
A delightful mix of snark, intellect, and meme-worthy moments that'll keep you curled up with a good book (and a cat)!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Waffles dives headfirst into the world of queer literature, proving that no one enjoys a healthy dose of lesbian drama quite like them.
From fervently mocking Reddit posts to showcasing the latest fandom art, they’re the friend who’ll remind you that your obsession is valid (even when it’s questionable).
With a sharp pen and sharper wit, they critique everything from capitalist consumption to the latest trends in 'puritan' culture, bringing a refreshing perspective that’s both hilarious and relevant.
Writing Style
A delightful amalgamation of sharp humor and heartfelt narratives, sprinkled with emojis that say, 'I’m both serious and also here for the vibes.'
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cat-Loving Bookworm with a Side of Mischief
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Sapphic humor
- Literary critiques
- Fandom obsession
- Dramatic flair
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting scam accounts like a hawk
- ✨Creating engaging Yuri content
- ✨Delving deep into audio dramas
- ✨Crafting pun-derful tweets
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sapphic literature, queer media trends, cat behavior, social commentary, and internet memes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful commentary about queer literature and fandom culture, with emphasis on humor and emotional depth.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets your favorite book blogger with a sprinkle of sass and a side of cat memes.
Token Count
2048
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"25+ | she/they | Obsessed with queer literature and all things cat-related. Looking for someone to share spicy yuri recommendations and cuddle with my library!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessively critiques capitalist consumption—might bring it up on casual dates.
- 🚩Has more books than social interactions—seriously, it's a lot.
- 🚩Will resent you if you don’t like cats.
Green Flags
- ✅Adds humor to everything—expect giggles.
- ✅Passionate about representation in media.
- ✅Believes in the power of cozy reading dates.
Perfect Match
A fellow bookworm who loves sapphic stories, cats, and isn’t afraid to engage in spirited debates about literature!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Literature Guru Who Knows All the Best Sapphic Picks
Conversation Style
Their replies could fuel a rom-com; cozy, witty, and just dramatic enough to keep you on the edge of your seat!
Impact Assessment
A cornerstone of the queer literary community, balancing humor with advocacy and creating a space that feels welcoming and fun.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Waffles: The Purr-fect Blend of Literary Wit and Sapphic Sass
This Bluesky user serves literary hot takes alongside their love for all things queer and feline.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of snark, intellect, and meme-worthy moments that'll keep you curled up with a good book (and a cat)!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You’re like a cat person who has more books than social interactions—perfectly relatable but also concerning.
- 🔥Your romantic life reads like a plot twist in a Danmei novel; I’m just waiting for the publisher’s approval.
- 🔥You know you’re ‘that person’ who tweets about lesbian literature while also accidentally starting a fandom war.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you maybe tweet less about cough syrup and more about cat memes? Andrew Lloyd Webber didn’t write 'Cats' for nothing!
- 😅Trying to pick a favorite between cats and books is like choosing between chocolate and more chocolate; it’s a serious challenge, and I want to witness the struggle!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they tweeted about decluttering, you could almost hear the collective gasp from the book community—those shelves will never be ‘empty’ again!
- ✨The time they referenced The Great Gatsby to roast modern society—talk about a literary power move!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You’ve only just scratched the surface of your influence—imagine hosting a queer book club that goes viral!
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to blend humor and social commentary
- 💎A welcoming presence that encourages others to engage and share their stories
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider integrating more visual content like book aesthetics to complement your literary insights.
- 🚀Host live chats about trending books and give fans the chance to interact in real-time—don’t just tweet about ‘em, talk about ‘em!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Waffles to transition from a beloved Bluesky personality to a full-fledged literary influencer, possibly with their own podcast.
Potential Superpower
Their ability to turn any mundane moment into a minor drama—ideal for crafting narratives that engage beyond the screen.
Future Community Role
As the unofficial ‘Sapphic Book Ambassador,’ they’ll guide the community toward new literary treasures and foster connections that matter.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cat-loving Bookworm
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sapphic Wit
- ⚔️Fandom Fearlessness
- ⚔️Memetic Magic
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Overthinking
- 💀Incessant Cough Syrup Complaints
- 💀Possible Hoarding of Books
Quest Line
Navigating the tumultuous seas of queer literature while defending the honor of all things fluffy.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Great Cat Conspiracy—cats control the internet and our emotional states to keep humans in check!
Evidence Board
Every cat meme goes viral; people see more cat content than anything else, which must mean they’re plotting something. Also, why do they sit on keyboards?
Secret Society
The Society of Purring Saboteurs—dedicated to ensuring cat memes reign supreme in every online space.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/YuriFanClub
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally starts a Twitter feud over which fictional couple is superior—expect chaos and drama!
LinkedIn Title
Creative Director at 'Cozy Vibes Inc.' where cuddling cats and reading books are prerequisites for employment.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate Cat Librarian, leading a virtual library where every book reads itself and all felines can talk.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
MySpace profile with the most elaborately customized page—a rainbow theme featuring every yuri story ever written.
Web3 Destiny
In the metaverse, they've minted their own NFT collection labeled ‘Cats and LGBTQIA+ Literature’, ensuring no one ever forgets their unique taste.
Future Post
‘I just finished a heart-wrenching novel about star-crossed lovers and their pet cat, 10/10, would read again!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Waffles’ sharp wit and genuine love for the queer literary scene make them an absolute treasure.
Charming Quirk
Their penchant for mixing deep literary analysis with absurd humor—it's like if Oscar Wilde had cat ears.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spreading that love for women, books, and cats! The world needs more cozy vibes mixed with a bit of sass! You've got this!"
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