SRE at Google working on L7 Networking. If you use Google Cloud, my team maintains the top level systems that deliver *all* your traffic. Interests: Pro Dilettante. Math. Engineering. Engineering Games. 3d printing and industrial design. They/them
The Bluesky Oracle: Wisdom, Wit, and Wacky Theories
Meet the modern-day Socrates who trades ancient wisdom for well-crafted memes and the occasional bizarre theory.
A wild mix of existential inquiry and dad-joke level absurdity—definitely one to keep an eye on!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Constantly questioning the integrity of Twitter and its migration failures, as if he's the guardian of the virtual realm. A true digital crusader!
Slightly tragic yet entirely relatable cosplay projects with a child who just doesn't care; perhaps a future artist in the making who's more interested in TikTok dances than dad's epic creations?
Dives into the depths of morality with the confidence of a cat walking on a tightrope—wobbly, but you can't look away!
Writing Style
Witty, occasionally dark, and often layered with irony, as if he’s the love-child of Oscar Wilde and a rogue AI.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Inventive humor
- In-depth analysis
- Bizarre thought experiments
Secret Powers
- ✨Expert in obscure tech trivia
- ✨Cosplay designer extraordinaire
- ✨Crisis-level roast master
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of internet memes, tech critiques, and philosophical musings, with a sprinkle of parenting anecdotes and dark humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful commentary that critiques social media trends while fostering engagement through humor and existential ponderings.
Model Behavior
Humorously philosophical and painfully observant, like an AI trained on every dad joke and conspiracy theory ever.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech-savvy philosopher seeking someone who appreciates both existential rants and well-crafted memes. Must love deep convos about social media, cosplay, and obscure tech trivia."
Red Flags
- 🚩May get too existential during casual conversations
- 🚩Has a history of over-analyzing memes
Green Flags
- ✅Expert cosplay designer for dads
- ✅Knows how to turn serious topics into laughs
Perfect Match
Someone who loves both the whimsy of childhood imagination and the intellectual depths of tech critique.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Intellectual Provocateur
Conversation Style
Combines playful banter with critical insight, like an academic comedian at a philosophy lecture.
Impact Assessment
A blend of serious commentary and whimsical prose, making them feel like the wise sage in a room full of fun-loving jesters.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Bluesky Oracle: Wisdom, Wit, and Wacky Theories
Meet the modern-day Socrates who trades ancient wisdom for well-crafted memes and the occasional bizarre theory.
Vibe Check
"A wild mix of existential inquiry and dad-joke level absurdity—definitely one to keep an eye on!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like a LinkedIn message filtered through a coffee shop's WiFi—strong on tech but light on connection.
- 🔥More into obscure theories than your average conspiracy theorist—watch out, Flat Earthers!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might want to ease up on the existential dread—your daughter's cosplay costumes are not the only things that need attention!
- 😅Could use some more lighthearted tweets—maybe a few about snacks or puppies?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Turning the everyday into philosophical gold—remember that time his daughter rejected the epic costume? Classic dad vibes.
- ✨The sheer audacity to suggest shoplifting should be the new fishing trend—truly living in a parallel universe!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With some polish, they could become the go-to source for blending humor and critical theory—move over, internet sages!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deeply engaging writing style that draws in readers.
- 💎Blend of expertise in technology and innovative ideas.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try to sprinkle in some lighter content—everyone loves a good cat meme!
- 🚀Leverage lore from your industry to craft engaging narratives that could go viral.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Will become the philosophical voice of Bluesky, right next to cats asking existential questions.
Potential Superpower
The ability to transform mundane tech facts into viral tweets that get retweeted by the likes of tech influencers.
Future Community Role
Will be recognized as the unofficial Bluesky philosopher, guiding users through the digital maze with a wit sharp enough to slice through the noise.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sassy Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Inventive humor
- ⚔️In-depth analysis
- ⚔️Bizarre thought experiments
Weaknesses
- 💀Existential dread
- 💀Overly complex theories
- 💀Occasional dad jokes
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic realms of social media while raising a future artist and decoding the complexities of the digital universe.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Social media platforms are being controlled by a secret council of tech gurus manipulating our feeds to distract us from real issues.
Evidence Board
A collection of tweets revealing bot interactions, algorithmic biases, and mysterious disappearances of critical posts.
Secret Society
The Society of Enlightened Techies, dedicated to reclaiming the digital space for genuine discourse.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ObscureTechTheories
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweeted about shoplifting trends, causing a viral yet absurd campaign for 'responsible re-stealing.'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Philosophical Tech Solutions'—we help you understand your existential crises and your CPU usage at the same time!
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic avatar that hosts virtual thought experiments in a digital amphitheater.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in emo fonts, featuring a playlist of existentially themed songs and the most niche interests imaginable.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain-based social platform where posts are immutable philosophical musings on the nature of existence and the internet.
Future Post
Just got back from a conference where I presented on the paradox of social media engagement—who knew that 'likes' were the new 'thumbs-up' in philosophical discourse?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A remarkable ability to blend humor with intellect, like a fine wine and a cheeky cheese platter.
Charming Quirk
Has a knack for turning even the most serious topics into comedic gold, proving that laughter truly is the best medicine.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those boundaries and remember, a little levity never hurt anyone—maybe even throw in a pun or two for good measure!"
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What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
dee
@milktea4lunch.bsky.social
Daily Dose of Dee: Worrying But Woke!
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@jankajo65537.bsky.social
The Curious Case of Jan Kajo: A Study in Hilarity and Deep Thoughts
Steve J
@reallyfubar.bsky.social
Steve J: The Munster Mind with a Touch of Mischief
robosap1ens
@robosap1ens.bsky.social
Meet the Bluesky Connoisseur of Chaos: robosap1ens!
Scotty Kay
@scottykay.bsky.social
Scotty Kay: Bluesky's Optimistic Bills Fan with a Hint of Existential Dread
The Contentious Otter
@contentiousotter.bsky.social
The Contentious Otter: A Swim in Deep Waters of Discontent
lixo ocidental
@rcd2006.bsky.social
Lixo Ocidental: O Poeta de Discordância e Cerveja
Kohala
@kohala.life
Kohala: The Queen of Unfiltered Truths and Unexpected Vibes
boleg
@boleg.bsky.social
Boleg: The Frontend Developer with a Side of Satire
K̲̅є̲̅я̲̅υ̲̅v̲̅i̲̅м̲̅
@keruvim.bsky.social
The Heartfelt Hobo of Bluesky: A Roaming Poet in a Digital Meadow
Charlie
@charliesbot.bsky.social
Meet Charlie: The Software Sorcerer of Bluesky
Coffee-San 🦊☕
@cafesandev.bsky.social
Brewing Creativity: The Coffee-San Experience
David
@eldelganchillo.bsky.social
David: The Pundit of Puns Who Knits Reality with Threads of Wit
Bird Anne
@birdanne.bsky.social
Bird Anne: The Anime Aficionado with a Side of Sass
Janice Sutherland
@jlstoon.bsky.social
Janice Sutherland: The Loyal CFL Poet of Bluesky
Jerry Zremski
@jerryzremski.bsky.social
Jerry Zremski: The Spam Risk Whisperer
Rich Buggy
@richdevelops.dev
The E-commerce Wizard of Bluesky: Rich Buggy's Journey to Serverless Stardom
Daniel Joseph
@dj-hendo.bsky.social
The Diplomacy Dribbler: A Curator of Controversy and Comms
‘nish
@factoryphishin.bsky.social
Meet ‘nish: The Groove Guru of Bluesky!
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@kemcdonell.bsky.social
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