Evidence based berlinguerism etc.
A deep dive into the brain of political musings, poetry, and accidental comedy.
A blend of intellectual fervor and a dash of chaos—perfectly unfiltered!
"Your content DNA, decoded
M.G.P. tackles political issues like a chef wields a knife—precisely, passionately, and sometimes with a little blood on the blade.
From the nuances of local governance to the peculiarities of social media, they dissect culture like a reality TV show contestant dissecting their strategy to win.
Their posts often drift into the personal—like accidentally finding a long-lost sock in the laundry of public opinion.
A delightful concoction of sharp observations, ironic humor, and an occasional existential crisis—all delivered with the flair of a stand-up comedian at an academic conference.
Your online personality exposed
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Political discourse, cultural commentary, and humorous observations.
What if a political commentator had the humor of a stand-up comedian?
ChatGPT meets Jon Stewart, but in a blue sky with no limits.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Passionate about politics and poetry; seeking someone to share a plate of pasta with and debate the state of the world."
Someone who enjoys deep conversations and can handle a little chaos.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your social vibe analysis
The Philosopher King of Bluesky
Engagingly sarcastic with a hint of intellectual candor—like that friend who always has the best snacks and the hottest takes.
Their presence adds a much-needed dose of critical thinking and creativity to the community—like the avocado on your morning toast, elevating everything by simply being there.
Your profile in a flash
A deep dive into the brain of political musings, poetry, and accidental comedy.
"A blend of intellectual fervor and a dash of chaos—perfectly unfiltered!"
The saucy details
Your character progression
A future podcast dedicated to political satire could marry their loves of politics and performance beautifully!
Your future, decoded
An eventual viral post will make them the go-to source for political commentary on Bluesky, like the internet’s own version of a 'goosebump' moment.
Harnessing the power of satire while remaining philosophically profound—think Socrates meets John Oliver.
A mentor for budding political commentators, hosting community panels to debate and dissect current issues.
If life was an RPG...
Thoughtful Provocateur
Navigating the chaotic landscape of political discourse while seeking the perfect pasta recipe.
Your conspiracy detector
Elon Musk is actually a time traveler from the future trying to optimize social media discourse.
Tweets are often incoherent, suggesting he’s confused about current timelines—also, he has an odd fascination with cats.
The Order of Recursive Discourse—a secret club dedicated to unraveling the layers of online arguments.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/PoliticalHumor
The user who accidentally caused a stir by calling out a public figure for their pasta-making skills.
Senior Executive at 'Discourse Dynamics Inc.'—specializing in the art of persuasive language.
An avatar wearing a suit made of Twitter threads, leading discussions in virtual cafes.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
Completing a profile full of emo political poetry and a top 8 list that includes fellow activists.
Launching a decentralized platform for political satire, with NFTs of iconic tweets as collectible art.
"Cannot believe I’m still explaining basic human rights in 2025. Where's my pasta?"
Wrapping up your story
Their ability to fuse heart and humor into political commentary is their superpower—no one else does it quite like M.G.P.!
The ‘question of the day’ vibe that resonates through almost every post—they’re like the inquisitive friend we all need!
"Keep being that shining sunflower in the political garden, M.G.P.—you’re proof that online discourse can be both enlightening and entertaining!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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