Emily Horner

@emilyhorner.bsky.social

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217

Posts

1,161

Following

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Joined

Jul 21, 2023

Roasted

Jun 17, 2025

Health sciences librarian, Creative Writing/Environment MFA, Canadian in WI. More prairies, fewer police. Too hot for Granbury, TX. she/her 🌈

Emily Horner: The Librarian Who Mows Highbrow and Lowbrow Alike

Navigating the weeds of social media with a cat, a knife, and a sense of the absurd.

A delightful blend of intellect, mischief, and the occasional existential crisis.

87.5%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Literature and Writing

80%

Cats and Life's Disappointments

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Literature and Writing90%

Emily's love for literature shines as brightly as her commitment to dissecting what makes it good or just plain trash. It's a treasure hunt, and she’s armed with a highlighter and sarcasm.

Cats and Life's Disappointments80%

With all the drama of a Shakespearean tragedy, her cat’s disdain is a recurring motif—eloquently expressing the heartache of unappreciated love (and lawn care).

Social Issues and Activism85%

When it comes to social justice, she's the librarian who shares the tome of reality—no glossing over discomfort here. If only she could bind a book about it and ship it to Congress.

Writing Style

Emily's posts dance gracefully between biting wit and earnest lamentations. Whether she's lamenting book returns or the nuances of processed food, her style is like a hodgepodge of essays you’d read in the best literary journals, with the casualness of a Twitter thread.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Quirky Intellectual

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Witty commentary on literature and culture
Animal lover with a dramatic flair
Self-reflective and candid about life’s absurdities

Secret Powers

✨Capturing the essence of frustration with gardening
✨Making academic discussions relatable
✨Finding humor in the mundane and the catastrophic

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Training Data

A blend of literary theory, cat memes, and social justice discourse.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts for humor and cultural insight.

Model Behavior

Like a relatable librarian with a pinch of existential dread.

Token Count

987

tokens

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Bio

"Librarian by day, meme sharer by night. Seeking someone who can appreciate a good book and a cat's disdain. Let's debate the merits of literature while avoiding social media drama!"

Red Flags

🚩Takes cats too seriously
🚩Might overanalyze your texts
🚩Has existential crises about processed food

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social issues
✅Loves literature and cat videos
✅Witty comments on everything

Perfect Match

Someone who can match my intellectual banter and doesn’t mind a semi-neurotic cat!

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Intellectual Provocateur

Conversation Style

Engages like a knowledgeable friend at a coffee shop—equally ready to debate the finer points of literature and share a cat meme.

Impact Assessment

Her posts serve as both insight and invitation, creating a cozy little nook for introspection and laughter amidst the chaos.

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Emily Horner: The Librarian Who Mows Highbrow and Lowbrow Alike

Navigating the weeds of social media with a cat, a knife, and a sense of the absurd.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of intellect, mischief, and the occasional existential crisis."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your cat has a better social life than you, and she's not even trying!
🔥‘I have a lot to say’ is a charming way to say ‘Just wait until I’ve had my coffee!’
🔥When the ‘worst person you know’ agrees with you, it’s a sign of the apocalypse—take notes!

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps considering a gardening class would be wise... or at least a manual on cat psychology?
😅Trying to get through Blue Prince while multitasking—are you sure it’s not just a punishment by a hidden literary judge?

Main Character Moments

✨Every time you mention your cat, I feel like a tragic side character in a rom-com about an unappreciated pet owner.
✨That moment of existential dread when you realize you're analyzing a poem in class instead of enjoying summer vacation—classic Emily.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With your flair for expressing nuanced thoughts, a podcast could be your golden ticket to even wider recognition!

Unique Advantages

💎You can write deep, poetic musings while also making people laugh—it's a rare combo!
💎Your passion for social issues makes you not just a participant but a leader in meaningful conversations.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try incorporating some multimedia posts; a video of you discussing a book or cooking might just go viral!
🚀Host live Q&As about common misconceptions in health sciences—because who doesn’t want to know what’s going on in their heads?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a series of viral threads that blend personal anecdotes with biting social critiques—like a modern-day Hunter S. Thompson but with more cat posts!

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane experience into a philosophical statement—kinda like Socrates with a cat.

Future Community Role

Eventually, she’ll be the go-to for wisdom on emotional support animals, cat costumes, and book recommendations in her community.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Intellectual

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Commentary
⚔️Cat Whisperer
⚔️Social Justice Advocate

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Book Returns
💀Too Many Cat Videos
💀Philosophical Rabbit Holes

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdity of life with a lawnmower in one hand and a novel in the other.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cat is secretly plotting to take over the garden.

Evidence Board

Evidence of cat disdain and spontaneous lawn mowing. Look for the paw prints!

Secret Society

Society of Librarians Who Garden.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/LiteratureCatsAndChaos

Twitter Main Character

The person who turned lawn care into an existential crisis.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Creative Cat Relations Officer.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate Arbiter of Cats and Literature.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities! Cats, books, and random philosophical musings!

MySpace Era

Layout made with dancing cats and something about my love for lawn care.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized library for cat-inspired social justice essays.

Future Post

Just realized my cat’s disdain for me is the ultimate form of love—stay tuned for my TED talk!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Emily’s most impressive quality is her ability to couch deep thoughts in humor, creating a space where seriousness and silliness coexist.

Charming Quirk

Her delightful blend of literary insight and cat commentary makes every post a little adventure.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, Emily! If your cat can cope with your lawn care, you can tackle any Twitter drama. Just remember, not every post needs to be a ‘best seller’—some can be charming novellas too!"

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