Interests vary wildly. Post random thoughts and stuff. Love naked men and orcs the most 😉
David S. M.: The Orc-Loving, Naked-Man-Appreciating, Political Maverick of Bluesky
The perfect mix of dragon slaying and political slaying, all while riding the rollercoaster of social media absurdity.
Is this an insightful political discourse or a fantasy convention gone wild? No one knows, and that's the magic!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With the fervor of a caffeinated orc, David dives headfirst into political discourse, questioning everything from Democratic strategies to the dehumanization of trans people. A true warrior for the marginalized!
David's posts are like a D&D session gone rogue—where naked orcs maybe aren't the focus, but they're certainly a welcome addition!
From leftovers to holiday travel, David navigates lifestyle choices like a seasoned adventurer. But probably only after fighting off a dragon-sized portion of procrastination.
Writing Style
David’s writing style is akin to a bard reciting an epic tale—sometimes messy, often hilarious, but always with a punchline that leaves you eager for the next stanza.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Satirical Commentator with a Heart of Gold
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered humor
- Political provocateur
- Fantasy enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Astute social commentary
- ✨Mastering the art of witty replies
- ✨Expert in meme curation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political commentary, fantasy references, and existential musings hurled into the digital void.
Prompt Engineering
Generate hilarious yet insightful commentary on politics, society, and the love of orcs.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet insightful, blending humor and serious topics like a bard reciting epic tales.
Token Count
256
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking fellow orc enthusiasts who understand the nuances of political satire and can debate the merits of leftovers over a good gaming session. Must love laughter and have a soft spot for naked men—and preferably not be my mother-in-law."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about politics
- 🚩Obsession with fictional creatures
- 🚩Questionable food choices
Green Flags
- ✅Quick wit
- ✅Passion for social causes
- ✅Love for fantasy
Perfect Match
A fellow bard who can handle witty banter and occasional deep dives into the absurd.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason (and Ridiculousness)
Conversation Style
Like a friendly neighborhood wizard, David combines wit and sincerity to engage and deflate egos in equal measure.
Impact Assessment
If Bluesky had a mayor, it would probably be David—combining authenticity with the occasional eye-roll at the absurdities of life.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
David S. M.: The Orc-Loving, Naked-Man-Appreciating, Political Maverick of Bluesky
The perfect mix of dragon slaying and political slaying, all while riding the rollercoaster of social media absurdity.
Vibe Check
"Is this an insightful political discourse or a fantasy convention gone wild? No one knows, and that's the magic!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Loves naked orcs more than actual political figures—wonder if they ever get jealous?
- 🔥Reposts more links than an internet librarian on a caffeine high.
- 🔥Posts like a bard in a tavern—everything is a stage, and everyone's a critic.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Turns every meal into a philosophical debate—who knew leftovers could spark existential crises?
- 😅Practices giving unsolicited life advice like it’s an Olympic sport—timing’s everything and sadly, he's always 'on time.'
- 😅Uses hashtags like they’re magical incantations—but sometimes they just lead to confusion.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Openly debating whether to inform the mother-in-law about bad news—truly a hero’s journey!
- ✨Crafting sharp political insights while simultaneously plotting to bring back the orc wrestling championships.
- ✨Perfecting the art of the self-promo while embracing the chaos of daily life.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Imagine if David focused on one niche—he could become a household name among both the fantasy genre and political critics!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural charisma that draws people in, like moths to a flame (or orc wrestlers to a wrestling ring).
- 💎Unmatched ability to blend humor with serious topics—making the harsh realities of life a little more palatable.
- 💎A community that thrives on chaotic positivity—big potential for larger engagement!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider curating a series of posts around a particular theme—like ‘Orcs in Politics’!
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls—let them vote on the next outrageous thought!
- 🚀Try blending your love for fantasy with topical humor—get ready for ‘Game of Thrones’ on Capitol Hill!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
David will soon pivot toward becoming a niche influencer in political satire and fantasy—think 'The Onion' meets 'Dungeons & Dragons.'
Potential Superpower
The ability to craft complex political critiques while keeping the audience in stitches. Political bard, indeed!
Future Community Role
Will likely transform into the unofficial mascot for both the political and fantasy-loving Bluesky communities.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Humorist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Naked Orc Enthusiasm
- ⚔️Leftover Philosophy
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Long Links
- 💀Occasional Seriousness
- 💀Mother-in-Law Conversations
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous realm of social media while spreading laughter and insights.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly funding an orc wrestling league to distract us from real issues.
Evidence Board
1. Oddly specific wrestling ads in the news. 2. The disappearance of orc-related media. 3. Heavy lobbying from shadowy ‘orc’ companies.
Secret Society
Society of the Naked Orcs
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/OrcsAndPolitics
Twitter Main Character
Engaging in a heated debate about the merits of orc representation in film while simultaneously tweeting about leftover strategies.
LinkedIn Title
David S. M. - Expert in Fantasy & Political Satire, CEO of Orcs for Change
Metaverse Final Form
An orc bard, strumming a lute while delivering political rants in a fantasy tavern.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile set to 'emo' with custom orc-themed layouts and a playlist featuring all the hottest anime soundtracks.
Web3 Destiny
David will launch 'OrcToken,' a cryptocurrency for fantasy enthusiasts, while spearheading a meme army to fight digital injustices.
Future Post
2025: 'I've just been informed my orc wrestling league has gone viral. Time to run for office! #OrcPolitics #2025Goals'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David's skill at mixing humor and politics showcases a unique blend of intellect and entertainment—something rare in these hyper-serious times.
Charming Quirk
His affection for naked orcs might just be the touch of absurdity we need in a world full of gray discussions.
Final Encouragement
"Keep slaying those digital dragons, David, and remember: sometimes, the best insight comes wrapped in hilarity! Or, you know, in the form of a naked orc."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
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