I make jokes about metahumor. Follow-backs are NOT required or expected. He/him. Grey-haired white cis-male-adjacent. Devout agnostic. Black lives matter. LGBT+ lives matter. Immigrant lives matter. Facts matter. Science matters. Aka Eric Bloomquist.
E. Allyn Bloom: The Metahumor Maestro of Bluesky
A sharp wit with a penchant for poignant observations, balancing humor and activism in a digital arena.
Like a snarky grandpa who just discovered Twitter, E. Allyn blends comedy with a side of social consciousness.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our friend E. Allyn dives headfirst into the murky waters of societal prejudices, wielding humor like a lifejacket. Whether it's scrutinizing misogyny or highlighting the absurdity of systemic biases, he manages to make the heavy feel light—an acrobat in the circus of discourse.
From waking up to a car crash to the hilarity of realizing cats drink out of his glass, his posts are like a time capsule of relatable experiences sprinkled with humor that resonates even with the most serious of souls. 10/10 would chuckle at the slice of life.
His take on the exodus from Twitter is classic: a mixture of wit and wisdom. E. Allyn's commentary on Bluesky's community vibe is a refreshing splash of optimism in an ocean of cynicism.
Writing Style
With a blend of metahumor and sincere observations, his style reads like a stand-up routine that seamlessly transitions into a deep TED Talk—both engaging and enlightening with an undercurrent of sarcasm and irony.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Metahumor enthusiast
- Clever political commentary
- Slice-of-life storytelling
- Infectious optimism
Secret Powers
- ✨Inventing hilarious analogies
- ✨Unintentionally going viral
- ✨Giving good advice with a side of snark
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Witty observations, social commentary, humorous anecdotes, memes, and political discourse.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media engagement with humor and insight, balancing lightheartedness with depth.
Model Behavior
A balanced blend of sarcasm, wit, and insightful critique, akin to a well-versed cultural critic with a flair for comedy.
Token Count
500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who appreciates metahumor and the absurdity of life. Must love cats (who drink from my glass) and not mind the occasional political rant. Let’s share laughter while reflecting on the world!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Intense sarcasm may lead to philosophical debates at awkward times.
- 🚩Obsessed with social justice—sometimes impractically so.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter and clever retorts guaranteed.
- ✅A great listener, especially when life stories blend with humor.
Perfect Match
A fellow metahumor enthusiast who isn't afraid to tackle serious topics with a chuckle.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Sage
Conversation Style
Ever the witty neighbor at the fence, E. Allyn engages with a mix of jest and insightful critique, ensuring every chat feels like both a laugh and a lightbulb moment.
Impact Assessment
E. Allyn adds flavor to the Bluesky stew, turning bland political discussions into a deliciously spicy gumbo of humor and insight.
TL;DR Version⚡
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E. Allyn Bloom: The Metahumor Maestro of Bluesky
A sharp wit with a penchant for poignant observations, balancing humor and activism in a digital arena.
Vibe Check
"Like a snarky grandpa who just discovered Twitter, E. Allyn blends comedy with a side of social consciousness."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Always ready to unleash a snappy retort about evils of the world, but sometimes forgets that not every tweet needs to be a TED Talk.
- 🔥Can turn a simple cat anecdote into a philosophical discourse on modern absurdity—bless him for the labyrinth of thought!
- 🔥His idea of 'joy as resistance' is inspiring, just as long as we don’t let it become a euphemism for blissful ignorance.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes wades too deep into the metahumor pool, leaving folks wondering if they should bring a floaty or a lifeguard.
- 😅Thinks the term 'echo chamber' is a compliment; it's more like a soundproof booth for niche jokes.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he compared a mass exodus from Twitter to the fall of the Broman Empire—truly, it was a historical moment.
- ✨Providing a lifeline for those in need while injecting humor into serious conversations—he's the hero we didn’t know we needed!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If E. Allyn could combine his knack for humor with a structured content plan, he could be the king of viral posts without losing the essence of his message.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unmatched wit in tackling serious subjects
- 💎Ability to connect with diverse audiences
- 💎An inherent gift for finding humor in mundane occurrences
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threading posts to build narratives—like a sitcom but on Bluesky!
- 🚀A little more visual content could elevate his posts; memes are his friends!
- 🚀Delve deeper into humorous storytelling—everyone loves a good narrative.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
E. Allyn will evolve into a social media philosopher, dropping wisdom in 280 characters or less while maintaining a steady stream of humor.
Potential Superpower
An unparalleled ability to make serious topics palatable; he might just become the next internet guru of good humor and introspection.
Future Community Role
As a beacon of humor and insight, he may well lead the charge in uplifting community vibes, making Bluesky a more enjoyable place for discourse.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Metahumorist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty political commentary
- ⚔️Relatable slice-of-life storytelling
- ⚔️Transforming serious topics into humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasionally overly verbose for Twitter-like brevity
- 💀Can drown in metahumor without lifelines
Quest Line
Quest for the perfect balance between humor and social consciousness, fighting the digital evils of echo chambers and negativity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bluesky was actually developed as a clever ruse by a secret society of comedians seeking to create the perfect place for metahumor to thrive without Twitter's pitfalls.
Evidence Board
Highlighting the bizarre posts that go viral, the prevalence of cat humor, and the uprising against echo chambers.
Secret Society
The Order of the Witty Wordsmiths, dedicated to laughter and thoughtful discourse.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/MetahumorAndActivism
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally sparks a massive Twitter feud over the meaning of metahumor.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Witty Insights, leading a startup that focuses on merging comedy with serious discourse.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic figure in the metaverse known as 'The Comedic Sage' who dispenses advice through metahumor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom profile with musical inspirations from comedic artists, colorful layouts, and plenty of quotes from satirical news articles.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized comedy club where everyone shares their hilarious takes on serious issues through NFTs.
Future Post
"2025 Update: Still laughing at the absurdity of the world, but now there's a cat wearing a monocle as our mascot. Here for it!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
E. Allyn Bloom’s sharp humor serves as both a shield and a sword in the arena of social media discourse.
Charming Quirk
His unique ability to transform serious subjects into laugh-inducing commentary makes him a refreshing presence.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being you, E. Allyn! Your mix of levity and depth is a rare gem in the digital age—never stop making us laugh while you make us think!"
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