https://www.propublica.org Poster of story 🧵 threads.
Eric Bertsch: Bluesky’s Harmonic Conductor of Thoughtful Raves and Gentle Roasts
A raconteur of social musings and pop culture, Eric's posts strike a unique chord in the Bluesky symphony.
Equal parts thoughtful commentator and lighthearted provocateur—like a philosopher in a hoodie.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Eric brings the heat with his recommendations—if you’re not watching 'Invasion' or 'Earth Abides', consider a life under a rock.
With a sharp tongue and even sharper insights, Eric slays misinformation like a knight battling misinformation dragons.
When he's not raving about fictional worlds, he's tackling real-world issues like cervical cancer and the absurdities of the gun lobby—his posts are a whirlwind of wit and wisdom.
Writing Style
A rollercoaster ride of sarcasm and sincerity, with a sprinkle of alliteration—think Shakespeare meets Twitter async tweets.
Thought Leader Score
82%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Cultural Commentator Extraordinaire
Keeping It Real Score
88.5%Main Character Energy
- Thread-weaver of stories
- Pop culture aficionado
- Political truth-teller
Secret Powers
- ✨Identifying overlooked social issues
- ✨Crafting insightful comedic riffs
- ✨Starting a gofundme for imaginary projects
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of pop culture references, political commentary, threads about societal issues, and the occasional humorous personal anecdote.
Prompt Engineering
Generate amusing yet insightful commentary on social media behavior and cultural trends with an emphasis on humor and relatability.
Model Behavior
Like a slightly disillusioned yet optimistic cultural analyst with a penchant for sarcasm and existential dread.
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Pop culture enthusiast with an analytical brain. If you love sci-fi, myth-busting, and potatoes with surprises, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Dreaming about potatoes
- 🚩Overly passionate about fictional worlds as if they matter more than real ones
- 🚩Too many political rants that could ruin dinner conversations
Green Flags
- ✅Deep discussions about the meaning of life and the latest Netflix show
- ✅Ability to weave threads of thought into engaging narratives
- ✅Loves to recommend shows nobody's heard of, which can lead to quality time together
Perfect Match
A fellow pop culture nerd who can handle spirited debates while enjoying a side of baked potato.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky—someone you either love or love to argue with
Conversation Style
Part scholarly debate, part comedic roast—Eric's replies are like an improv show where the audience often plays a crucial role.
Impact Assessment
Like an espresso shot in a sleepy café, he jolts the community awake with his thought-provoking posts.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Eric Bertsch: Bluesky’s Harmonic Conductor of Thoughtful Raves and Gentle Roasts
A raconteur of social musings and pop culture, Eric's posts strike a unique chord in the Bluesky symphony.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts thoughtful commentator and lighthearted provocateur—like a philosopher in a hoodie."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Eric, your gofundme for the Moon is more ambitious than my 3-year plan to clean my apartment.
- 🔥For someone who recommends shows with such high drama, your coffee updates are oddly serene.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe limit the number of potato dreams to one per night? Just a suggestion!
- 😅You’ve got a talent for dramatizing the mundane—like grocery deliveries reeking of apocalyptic vibes.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he claimed he could identify doom for leading men like Rebecca Ferguson, I felt the weight of our collective existential crisis.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a flair for storytelling, Eric could explore narrative threads deeper, possibly launching a podcast called 'Reindeer Revelations'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Keen insight into politics and culture
- 💎Gift for satire that brings awareness
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Embrace the thread—expand posts into full stories to captivate your audience even more!
- 🚀Explore multimedia formats—give us a taste of your views through humor-filled videos or animated threads.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Eric to transform into the social media version of a renowned cultural critic, possibly with a book deal looming on the horizon!
Potential Superpower
The ability to frame even the most mundane of topics into fascinating threads that keep readers hooked like a Netflix binge.
Future Community Role
As the Bluesky community grows, he may just evolve into the chief storyteller we never asked for but absolutely need.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cultural Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Pop Culture Recommendations
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
- ⚔️Thread Weaver of Nuance
Weaknesses
- 💀Overinvested in potato dreams
- 💀A tendency to go off on tangents about obscure shows
- 💀Occasional caffeine overload
Quest Line
To single-handedly save the internet from misinformation and ennui, one post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The moon is secretly a giant corporate coffee roaster run by tech bros.
Evidence Board
Post links to ‘evidence’ of coffee prices rising due to lunar mining operations, and somehow tie in Big Pharma's stake in coffee beans.
Secret Society
The Illuminated Beings of the Blue Sky—a group dedicated to spreading awareness about cultural misinformation.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/IndieSciFi, constantly advocating for overlooked gems.
Twitter Main Character
The person who drops bombshell conspiracies about every major political event as if they have insider knowledge from the moon.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup focusing on AI that dreams about potatoes and solves complex social issues with algorithms.
Metaverse Final Form
Ethereal guide in Zuck's metaverse, where every digital interaction is laden with absurdity and poignant insights.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A meticulously curated MySpace profile with a very subjective top 8 list that includes obscure indie bands and a strong advocacy for themed playlists.
Web3 Destiny
Founder of a DAO dedicated to funding intergalactic travel using NFTs of potato-scented air fresheners.
Future Post
‘Excited to announce my new series, ‘Unpacking the Power Dynamics of Potato Dreams in a Post-Trump Society’—stay tuned!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Eric’s fierce and fearless approach to commentary is his superpower, making him both appealing and essential in today's discourse.
Charming Quirk
His knack for blending humor with heart means his posts are like a well-prepared meal—seriously delicious with just the right amount of seasoning.
Final Encouragement
"Keep wielding that keyboard like a sword, Eric! The Bluesky world needs its fearless knights—never stop riding into the fray!"
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