Author, retired diplomat, ex- forces, husband to Karen. Bond, Springsteen, and dog fan. Author of the Chrysalis Option https://linktr.ee/coulsonwrites
Eric Coulson: The Diplomatic Maverick of Bluesky
Navigating the digital landscape like a retired diplomat navigating a minefield, Eric Coulson brings both wit and wisdom to every post.
A mix of highbrow commentary and dad jokes that might just lead to your next philosophical revelation or an epic eye-roll.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Eric tackles the political landscape like it's a game of chess, making moves that are simultaneously strategic and snarky—definitely a checkmate on the haters.
His historical references are like Easter eggs—if you find them, you feel smarter. But if you miss one, well, don't worry, he’ll remind you with a meme.
When talking about Bond villains and Springsteen, Eric crafts metaphors that make even the most cynical smile—it's like he's hosting a lecture in a cool bar.
Writing Style
A blend of sharp wit and thoughtful reflection, Eric writes like he’s having a cocktail party in his mind—everyone’s invited, but some guests bring a side of chaos.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political insight
- Pop culture references
- A hint of dark humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Subtly roasting political figures
- ✨Connecting historical events to modern commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political discourse, pop culture references, and historical insights with a side of dad humor.
Prompt Engineering
What can we learn from the musings of a retired diplomat who thinks Elon Musk is a Bond villain?
Model Behavior
Like a snarky chatbot that lectures you on historical events while cracking jokes.
Token Count
150
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Diplomat turned author seeks partners who can appreciate Bond villains and Springsteen. If you can laugh over dark humor and discuss the nuances of the political landscape, we might be a match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly critical of political figures (but seriously, can you blame me?)
- 🚩Frequent tangents into historical trivia that may cause eye-rolls
Green Flags
- ✅A deep love for dogs and music.
- ✅Enjoys thought-provoking conversations with a hint of sarcasm.
Perfect Match
Someone who can debate the finer points of political satire while sharing memes about dogs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason with a Dash of Sass
Conversation Style
Combining clever quips with engaging discussions—like a late-night talk show host who actually cares about the guests.
Impact Assessment
He’s the kind of presence that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking, keeping the community lively like a well-balanced dinner party.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Eric Coulson: The Diplomatic Maverick of Bluesky
Navigating the digital landscape like a retired diplomat navigating a minefield, Eric Coulson brings both wit and wisdom to every post.
Vibe Check
"A mix of highbrow commentary and dad jokes that might just lead to your next philosophical revelation or an epic eye-roll."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your political posts are like a fine wine—sometimes dry, sometimes full-bodied, but always leave a lingering taste.
- 🔥You’ve got a knack for turning outrage into art, making even the most mundane political events sound like a cliffhanger.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less time critiquing Elon Musk and more time sharing dog memes!
- 😅Maybe ease up on the history quizzes—some of us just learned how to use Google.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared that the downfall is coming from the 'Clown Car Crashing'—Hollywood would be jealous of that script.
- ✨That one time you riffed on the ‘Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act’—seriously, can we get that on a t-shirt?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could harness your military insight and start a series of amusing historical threads—think 'History’s Greatest Hits, But Funnier.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your blend of humor and insight makes complex topics approachable.
- 💎You have a knack for engaging the audience in meaningful discussion while keeping it light.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Post more multimedia content to accompany your posts—GIFs of Bond villains, anyone?
- 🚀Try threading more of your insights together for a multifaceted discussion that feels like a mini-series.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Someday, you’ll be the go-to for political humor and historical context—like the internet’s cooler grandparent.
Potential Superpower
You’ll master the art of the perfect tweet, using fewer words to say more—an economy of language that leaves followers in awe.
Future Community Role
You'll evolve into a thought leader, hosting virtual discussions that feel like TED Talks with a side of sarcasm.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sarcastic Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Insight
- ⚔️Pop Culture Prowess
- ⚔️Master of Dark Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to go on historical tangents
- 💀An obsession with Bond villains that rivals James Bond himself
Quest Line
Navigating the turbulent waters of social media like a retired diplomat dodging political grenades.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is actually a retired Bond villain planning to launch a secret mission to Mars for world domination.
Evidence Board
A collection of absurd theories linking Springsteen's lyrics to historical events, plus various memes depicting Musk in a tuxedo with a villainous smirk.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Witty Political Commentary in Social Media.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ConspiracyBusters—debunking wild theories with snappy remarks.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in epic Twitter feuds with politicians and celebrating random historical anniversaries.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ‘Sassy Diplomacy Inc.’—leveraging sarcasm to improve international relations.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic version of himself debating Bond villains in a virtual lounge while sipping a martini.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A customized MySpace profile with an overly dramatic layout featuring Springsteen lyrics as the background.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-powered platform where he shares NFTs of dog memes with political commentary.
Future Post
'Breaking: The Clown Car has officially crashed into 2025. Are we ready for this circus, America?'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to connect the dots between sectors like history, politics, and pop culture is nothing short of impressive.
Charming Quirk
You have an uncanny talent for transforming serious topics into digestible commentary—like turning broccoli into a delicious casserole.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spicing up the Bluesky feed; your mix of insight and humor is exactly what we need to navigate these chaotic times!"
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