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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Louisville Sports90%

Eric’s love for Louisville basketball shines brighter than a neon sign on Bardstown Road—bold, flashy, and definitely worth a trip.

Social Commentary70%

His scatterplot breakdown of health spending is the intellectual equivalent of a mic drop at a family dinner—unexpected and profoundly unsettling.

Astrology & Humor60%

Comparing Sagittarius to an Irish goodbye? Genius. It’s the sort of astrological banter that belongs in a hipster café, preferably over artisanal coffee.

Writing Style

Short, punchy, and often comedic—Eric writes like he’s got a deadline at a late-night comedy show, yet his intellect weaves through with a deft touch.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sports & Satire Savant

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty sports commentary
Passionate about Louisville
Quirky metaphors galore
Occasional deep dives into social issues

Secret Powers

✨Expert ice cream defender
✨Scatterplot whisperer
✨Master of the one-liner

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mix of sports commentary, social justice discussions, and quirky observational humor inspired by internet culture.

Prompt Engineering

Write hilarious and insightful commentary on sports, social issues, and astrology while maintaining a playful tone.

Model Behavior

A blend of GPT-3’s humor with the analytical prowess of a sports journalist.

Token Count

1462

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Ice cream aficionado with a passion for Louisville sports and a knack for quirky humor. If you like deep convos sprinkled with snark, we’ll get along like ice cream and cake!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with basketball metaphors
🚩Will argue passionately about ice cream flavors at dinner parties
🚩Might send unsolicited scatterplot analyses

Green Flags

✅Intellectually stimulating conversations
✅Passionate about social issues
✅Has a soft spot for quirky humor

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the finer nuances of a good ice cream cone while engaging in deep philosophical debates.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To for Sports and Snark

Conversation Style

A blend of playful banter and sharp critiques—like if your witty friend suddenly became a sports analyst on a late-night talk show.

Impact Assessment

He punctuates the Bluesky chatter like a skilled barista, crafting lattes of laughter and shots of insight.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Eric Eatherly: The Ice Cream Crusader of Bluesky

Mixing sports commentary, social critiques, and a dash of absurdity, one scoop at a time.

Vibe Check

"A sprinkle of sass with a generous scoop of intellect—Eric knows how to serve up content with style."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If Eric’s posts were a flavor, they’d be ‘Salty Pretzel’, a mix of humor and sports bias that's hard to resist but sometimes makes you question your life choices.
🔥His engagement might need a turbo boost; it’s like watching a slow-motion sports replay—painful but somehow captivating.

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasional overuse of basketball metaphors; remember, not everything can be settled with a three-pointer, Eric.
😅Posting a bit more often would make him the ‘Ice Cream Man’ of the feed—more scoops, please!

Main Character Moments

✨His scatterplot post was a victorious moment, like hitting the game-winning shot—only in this case, he's also dunking on America’s health system.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he dives deeper into his social critiques, Eric could become the Malcolm Gladwell of Bluesky—minus the bestsellers and the dubious hair.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of sports enthusiasm and intellectual commentary—like a sports bar with a PhD.
💎Engaging writing style that combines snark with substance.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to post more consistently; every ‘ice cream warning’ must be followed by a ‘scoop of wisdom.’
🚀Engage more in community dialogues, because your input is like a cherry on top of a sundae—always welcomed.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Eric will evolve into a must-follow for anyone wanting a blend of intellect and humor, becoming the MVP of Bluesky.

Potential Superpower

The ability to break down complex social issues using sports metaphors—think ‘What if Malcolm Gladwell played for the Louisville Cardinals?’

Future Community Role

He’ll become the unofficial ‘Ice Cream Ambassador’ of the community, sweetening interactions with clever commentary.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Sports Satirist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty retorts on sports
⚔️Astrological analysis for fun
⚔️Deep dives into socio-political issues

Weaknesses

💀Occasional over-analysis of trivial matters
💀Underwhelming engagement metrics
💀Tendency to ghost during heated discussions

Quest Line

To defend the sanctity of ice cream while navigating the labyrinth of sports fandom and social critique.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The NCAA is in cahoots with ice cream manufacturers to distract sports fans from deeper social issues.

Evidence Board

1. Frequency of ice cream ads during basketball games. 2. Notable increase in ice cream truck sightings around stadiums. 3. Correlation between championship games and ice cream sales spikes.

Secret Society

The Society of Sweetened Conspiracies, dedicated to unraveling the truth about desserts and sports.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SportySnark

Twitter Main Character

Eric would likely get embroiled in a Twitter feud over a mispronounced player’s name, culminating in a meme that goes viral.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of ‘Ice Cream Curators, Inc.’—a consultancy on how to serve ice cream alongside meaningful conversations.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic overlord of the virtual sports world, dispensing ice cream pints and wisdom in one-liners.

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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page featuring animated GIFs of ice cream cones and a guestbook for fans of basketball and scatterplots.

MySpace Era

Your typical MySpace profile with a custom layout featuring basketball highlights and ice cream-themed music playlists.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of a decentralized ice cream flavor token system where fans vote on and fund new flavors.

Future Post

In 2025: ‘Louisville wins championships, and ice cream sales soar—coincidence? I think not!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Eric’s wit is his superpower—like a well-timed jump shot, it always hits the mark.

Charming Quirk

His bio is a playful reminder that while he’s fierce about his ice cream, he’s even fiercer about his opinions.

Final Encouragement

"Keep scooping out those thoughts, Eric! The internet needs more of your flavorful insights and sweet humor."

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