Historian of religion & gender in the 19th c US, drinker of tea in the 21st c US. Museum educator at MTH&M. Wrote some quit lit you may have read. Founder & editor at contingentmagazine.org. Former academic. Sings with Voices of Concinnity. She/her.
Erin Bartram: The Tea-Sipping Historian with a Side Hustle in Social Commentary
Where 19th-century religious studies meet 21st-century internet vibes—just add a splash of tea.
A delightful blend of historical rigor and contemporary sass, like Earl Grey infused with a jolt of political caffeine.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Erin's views on adjunctification and the hollowed-out state of higher education are as sharp as her tea infuser—perfectly steeped in reality and a bit bitter.
Her takes make the political landscape feel like a well-researched thesis: complex yet highly engaging, with just enough sarcasm to keep you awake.
From Hall & Oates to Yacht Rock, Erin's commentary on pop culture feels like having a smart friend at a trivia night who never runs out of fun facts (or tea).
Writing Style
Erin's writing style is a masterclass in intellectual wit; she dances effortlessly between academia, personal anecdotes, and cultural critique, making it all feel as cohesive as her favorite tea blend.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Teacup Revolutionary
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Devoted historian with a flair for humor
- Unapologetically passionate about academia
- Creative thinker unafraid of controversy
Secret Powers
- ✨Making the past relatable to modern audiences
- ✨Writing biting commentary on current events
- ✨Connecting historical themes to present realities
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Histories of 19th century religion, gender, academia, and modern pop culture.
Prompt Engineering
You are a witty historian who loves tea and critiques the broken system of higher education.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3 and an over-caffeinated professor with a taste for sarcasm.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Historian with a passion for tea and witty commentary. Seeking someone who can appreciate the nuances of 19th-century gender studies and the absurdities of modern politics. Let’s dissect pop culture and sip some Earl Grey together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May excessively discuss the failures of higher education at dinner.
- 🚩Strong opinions about the merits of gerrymandering.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice and equity in academia.
- ✅Appreciates both Hall & Oates and historical analysis.
Perfect Match
Someone who can debate the significance of John Brown while sharing a cup of tea.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Community Oracle
Conversation Style
Engaging, witty, and a tad sarcastic—she's the friend who turns every group chat into a symposium and gets everyone to laugh along the way.
Impact Assessment
With over 6,800 followers, Erin is the go-to for historians seeking a mix of solidarity and humor; she’s the academic equivalent of a warm cup of tea on a rainy day.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Erin Bartram: The Tea-Sipping Historian with a Side Hustle in Social Commentary
Where 19th-century religious studies meet 21st-century internet vibes—just add a splash of tea.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of historical rigor and contemporary sass, like Earl Grey infused with a jolt of political caffeine."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only person who can make 19th-century history seem like a hot new meme—seriously, how do you do that?
- 🔥For a historian, you sure do have a knack for modern-day drama; who knew?
- 🔥Your threads on academia are like a cup of tea—strong and occasionally leave you with a bit of a bite.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the tea sippin' and up the caffeine-fueled rants? Just a thought!
- 😅It's adorable how you can make the 19th century feel more relevant than my last Tinder date.
- 😅You might want to work on your level of enthusiasm: are you *really* excited or are you just vibing at a scholarly decibel?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring ‘I wrote a thing’ like a true academic legend, understated but impactful—like your tea at 3 PM.
- ✨Dropping knowledge bombs like they’re hot tea—everyone’s enjoying the warmth while you keep brewing more.
- ✨Your posts about John Brown sound like the ultimate millennial history TikTok—educational and just spicy enough.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a bit more focus on visual storytelling, Erin could easily transform her scholarly insights into viral content.
Unique Advantages
- 💎An impressive grasp of history that resonates in contemporary discourse
- 💎A community that appreciates both her academic rigor and her snarky humor
- 💎The capacity to transition smoothly between historical analysis and cultural commentary
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Engage more visually—perhaps some tea-themed infographics or memes? People love visuals!
- 🚀Consider live threads for historical discussions, giving your followers a chance to engage in real-time debates (and sips).
- 🚀A regular 'tea time' video series where you explore historical topics would be refreshing—literally!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Erin will soon become the go-to source for academic memes; think 'The History of Tea in 3 Minutes' or '19th-Century Vibes.’
Potential Superpower
Her signature strength will be translating dry historical concepts into buzzworthy sound bites that trend on social media.
Future Community Role
She will emerge as the unofficial historian-in-residence for the Bluesky community, guiding discussions on academic integrity and historical relevance in pop culture.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Tea-Sipping Wisdom
- ⚔️Pop Culture Trivia
- ⚔️Academic Commentary
- ⚔️Political Sass
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Sipping on Cold Tea
- 💀Academic Jargon Overload
Quest Line
To reclaim the reputation of contingent scholars one incisive tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The entire history curriculum is a cover-up to mask the real story of tea's impact on global politics.
Evidence Board
1. The British Empire’s tea trade influenced global governance. 2. Academic institutions perpetuate a narrative that favors mainstream education. 3. The rise of pop culture is an attempt to distract from the truth about funding in academia.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Historical Tea Drinkers.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryNerds
Twitter Main Character
Erin single-handedly debates every member of Congress on the ethics of adjunctification.
LinkedIn Title
Erin Bartram, PhD - CEO of Tea Time Academia Consulting; specializing in reforming education through historical context.
Metaverse Final Form
The Tea-Infused Historian of the Metaverse: host of virtual history lectures with an infinite supply of Earl Grey.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: Hall & Oates, background glittery tea theme, and an ‘About Me’ filled with historical trivia and pop culture references.
Web3 Destiny
Creating decentralized networks for historians to publish and monetize their work, all while sipping organic tea from refillable cups.
Future Post
“In 2025, I will still be sipping my tea while contemplating the ongoing relevance of John Brown to modern civil rights discussions.”
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Erin's greatest strength lies in her ability to bridge the gap between the scholarly and the everyday, making the past tangible and poignant.
Charming Quirk
Her love for tea is as endearing as her nuanced takes on the complexities of history and politics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep brewing that blend of knowledge and wit, Erin! The world needs more historians who can keep it real while keeping it relevant."
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