Ah, the sweet nectar of Texas politics, where incompetence is practically a state motto and every post is a potential rallying cry. Honestly, the only thing more predictable than their failures is the number of likes they can garner when calling it out.

Our poster bravely navigates the treacherous waters of maternal mortality with an alarming statistic like a ship captain steering through a storm—with equal parts purpose and panic. They might just be the lighthouse we all need. Or the lighthouse that insists on tweeting about the storm while the boat is sinking.

When quoting ‘The Onion’ and ‘Jaws’ in the same breath, you know you’re in for a wild ride. They keep the cultural references flowing like sweet tea at a Texas BBQ, effortlessly reminding us that humor and horror can coexist like oil and water—perfectly combustible.