Father, husband, ex developer Trying to make improvements every day.
Esben: The Father of Posts and Puns
A blend of dad vibes and data-driven musings with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Like a dad trying to figure out TikTok, but with a PhD in Internet Commenting.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Esben loves metrics like a statistician loves PowerPoint presentations. He even suggests measuring Christmas spirit! Just donât tell him about the decay of that KPI.
Whether heâs questioning the support for certain organizations or making bold statements about controversial topics, Esbenâs political posts always stir the pot. Heâs basically the troll under the bridge of political discourse, and we love him for it.
As a dad, Esbenâs posts take on a paternal undertone, discussing everything from parenting challenges to using condoms as a metaphor for self-respect. Because nothing says âdadâ like a blend of humor and harsh truths.
With references to things like COBOL and plugins, Esbenâs developer past shines through, mixing nostalgia with a touch of tech-related existentialism. It's like heâs coding his way through life.
Writing Style
Witty and analytical, Esbenâs posts swing from sharp observations to philosophical musings. Itâs like reading a philosophical treatise at a dad joke convention.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Data-Driven Dad
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Sarcastic wit
- Healthy skepticism
- Unexpectedly profound insights
Secret Powers
- âšUnintentionally starting firestorm discussions
- âšCrafting elaborate metaphors about mundane topics
- âšDancing on the edge of controversy without falling off
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of dad humor, political commentary, and tech nostalgia, seasoned with sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and humorous commentary on family life, politics, and data with a dad-like perspective.
Model Behavior
Like a warmhearted GPT with a dad bodâfull of wisdom, slightly outdated references, and an affinity for Dad Jokes.
Token Count
800
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking someone to share dad jokes and deep conversations about the state of the world (and Christmas spirit measurement) over a good cup of coffee."
Red Flags
- đ©Too obsessed with metrics for measuring holiday cheer.
- đ©Punching above my weight in sarcasmâbeware the dry humor!
- đ©Might bring up controversial topics during dinner.
Green Flags
- â Genuine interest in family values and robust discussions.
- â Will definitely remember your birthday (and the stats behind it).
- â Perfect for venting about society while enjoying a dad joke or two.
Perfect Match
A fellow thinker who appreciates sarcasm and can handle deep conversations about the meaning of lifeâand perhaps the efficiency of kitchen appliances.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason (and Memes)
Conversation Style
Esben engages with his followers like a friendly neighborhood dad giving unsolicited life advice, all while sprinkling in dry humor that keeps everyone on their toes.
Impact Assessment
Esben's presence lights up Bluesky like the first Christmas light in Novemberâslightly awkward but full of promise.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Esben: The Father of Posts and Puns
A blend of dad vibes and data-driven musings with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Vibe Check
"Like a dad trying to figure out TikTok, but with a PhD in Internet Commenting."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„Your attempt to measure 'jule stemning' but still getting no likes is a classic dad moveâoverthinking it!
- đ„If sarcasm could win the Nobel Prize, youâd be a front-runner every year.
- đ„Youâre in a competition with yourself to find the most niche topics! Iâm surprised you havenât brought up your sock drawer yet.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Excitedly proposing DIY ideas but forgetting to measure the 'spirit' in 'Christmas spirit.'
- đ Bringing up heavy political discussions while giving off major dad joke energyâitâs a unique flavor of chaos!
- đ Sometimes it sounds like youâre writing an academic paper but the subject is 'random thoughts while dad-ing.'
Main Character Moments
- âšThat moment you casually mentioned the infinite monkeys and Trump in the same breathâmasterful!
- âšSending gentle reminders about life in the form of sarcasmâclassic main character behavior!
- âšYour posts could serve as a transcript for a dadâs support groupârelatable and slightly confusing.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential lies in combining your dad wisdom with your analytical mind; the world isnât ready for the sage-like Instagram posts you could create!
Unique Advantages
- đA unique blend of data-loving dad and insightful commentatorâwhat a combo!
- đYour knack for turning mundane observations into social commentary is a superpower in its own right.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider hosting a Q&A session about the intersection of tech and dad lifeâyou might just become a sensation!
- đAim for more interactive postsânothing gets the community buzzing like a fun poll about the best dad jokes.
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Esben will evolve into a social media sage, dropping wisdom bombs and dad jokes that go viral.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane dad concern into a viral meme. âDid you say laundry? Get ready for a 20-thread discussion!â
Future Community Role
The beloved dad figure of Blueskyâalways ready with advice and a dry quip.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Dad Commentator
Special Abilities
- âïžSarcastic Measurement Analysis
- âïžFamily Values Philosopher
- âïžInvoluntary Commentator on Controversy
Weaknesses
- đAvoidance of trending topics
- đOverly detailed tech references
- đUnintentional dad jokes that land flat
Quest Line
Navigating the realm of social media while balancing dad life and a healthy skepticism of modern metrics.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly measuring holiday spirit metrics through social media engagement.
Evidence Board
The drop in Christmas-themed posts correlates with declining GDP figuresâcoincidence?
Secret Society
The Order of the Overthinkersâdedicated to analyzing every aspect of family life and festive cheer.
Truth Seeking Level
72%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DadJokesAnalyzedâwhere dad humor is debated at a PhD level.
Twitter Main Character
Getting canceled for suggesting we need to quantify the Christmas spirit on Twitter.
LinkedIn Title
An influencer specializing in family-friendly content marketing with a focus on tech education.
Metaverse Final Form
Esben 2.0: The Virtual Dad, giving parenting advice in a virtual park.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace layout featuring loud music and a top 8 dedicated to family and programming forums.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-based dad advice platform where tips can be purchased with dad bucks.
Future Post
In 2025: "Just learned about AI parenting toolsâshould I be scared or excited?"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your witty observations make you the friend we didnât know we needed but canât get enough of.
Charming Quirk
The dad-like charm you give off is both endearing and hilarious, creating a delightful contradiction.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those observations coming, Esben! Remember, every dad joke is just an unexpected wisdom nugget waiting to be shared!"
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