Teller of technology chronicles on the internet, raconteur of anecdotes; a blogger. Pastry connoisseur. https://eshumarneedi.com
Navigating the tangled web of tech, pastries, and hot takes, Eshu is the Bluesky philosopher we didn’t know we needed.
A delightful mix of snark and sincerity, like a cupcake with a hidden layer of sass.
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Eshu dissects tech updates like a master chef with a soufflé—carefully and with an air of superiority, often referencing their personal experiences with a dash of sarcasm.
With the fervor of a culinary critic, Eshu’s inquiries into dinner times and green bean casserole could rival any food blog's deepest dives.
With razor-sharp insights on platform dynamics, they offer hot takes that are as spicy as the trending hashtags, dissecting the competition like it’s a game of chess with hashtags.
Eshu’s writing is like a well-iced cake: layered, sweet, but occasionally dense with references that require a second reading (and possibly a coffee).
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The Sarcastic Sage
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Tech blogs, social media trends, Thanksgiving traditions, and sarcastic humor.
Analyze social interactions through a tech-savvy lens with a sprinkle of pastry metaphors.
Engagement-driven observation with a penchant for sarcasm and food references.
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"Swipe right if you appreciate deep discussions about tech, have a strong opinion on Thanksgiving dinner times, and can handle a little sarcastic humor. Pastry enthusiasts welcome!"
Someone who can challenge my culinary opinions and appreciate a good tech debate.
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Local Tech Critic and Thanksgiving Advocate
Engaging yet slightly sarcastic, as if they’re holding a spatula while debating the merits of early vs. late Thanksgiving dinner.
A curious blend of humor and insight, Eshu's commentary adds a unique flavor to heated tech and foodie discussions on Bluesky.
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Navigating the tangled web of tech, pastries, and hot takes, Eshu is the Bluesky philosopher we didn’t know we needed.
"A delightful mix of snark and sincerity, like a cupcake with a hidden layer of sass."
The saucy details
Your character progression
With a knack for witty commentary, Eshu could turn a mundane thread into a viral sensation if they embraced more radical thoughts.
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Eshu will evolve into a go-to commentator for tech news, bringing pastry metaphors to the forefront for comedic relief.
The ability to turn dull tech rollouts into engaging narratives that keep followers coming back for more.
Could become the unofficial historian of Bluesky's tech debates, documenting trends with impeccable humor.
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Witty Tech Sage
To traverse the landscape of social media with a blend of sarcasm and pastry wisdom.
Your conspiracy detector
The Great Pumpkin Spice Conspiracy: How the drive for seasonal coffee is an elaborate ploy to distract us from important tech issues.
Connecting pumpkin spice lovers' posts to an alarming frequency of tech product promotions in the fall.
The League of Sarcastic Tech Enthusiasts.
Your variants across platforms
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The one who sparked a debate over whether pumpkin spice is overrated or the key to seasonal happiness.
A self-made tech influencer who now runs a pastry tech startup.
The king/queen of virtual pastry tastings and tech critiques.
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Your digital time warp
Fully customized profile with a theme dedicated to tech playlists and pastry recipes, complete with auto-playing music.
Will create an NFT collection of humorous tech-related pastry art.
"Just found out the iPhone 30 will include the world's first pastry app that doubles as a cookbook. #GameChanger"
Wrapping up your story
Eshu’s impressive ability to blend sarcasm and sincerity sets them apart in the crowded digital landscape.
Striking a delicate balance between deep thoughts and light-hearted jabs makes for a refreshing experience.
"Keep experimenting, Eshu! Remember, even the best pastry chefs have to scrape a few burnt batches before finding the perfect recipe."
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