Euan Healey

@euanhealey.bsky.social

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1,919

Posts

253

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Joined

Feb 7, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

PhD historian and archaeologist of labour, subsistence and environment (and fish) at U of Glasgow (normally), Simon Fraser U (currently). Antifascist & trade unionist. Baggies and Jags. Pilgrim. he/him. I have a newsletter about history: bit.ly/tCoP

Euan Healey: The Academic Snark with a Side of History

A historian who dishes out hot takes like they're historical facts, with a sprinkle of social justice.

A blend of academic rigor and Twitter-like sass, like if Hegel had a podcast.

92%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Education Funding

85%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Education Funding80%

Euan’s posts about higher education funding read like a soap opera, complete with dramatic twists and turns that would make even the most cynical playwright weep for the state of academia.

Political Commentary85%

He tackles heavyweight topics like Trump and the culture war, bringing a level of clarity that rivals a historian presenting at a TED Talk—if TED Talks were haunted by the ghosts of their historical failures.

Historical Analysis90%

Euan’s insights into Scottish history are like delicious haggis; they are rich, deeply textured, and occasionally leave you wondering about your life choices while you're trying to digest them.

Writing Style

Euan’s wit could cut through the thickest fog of ignorance; his style is punchy, contemporary, and often feels like an academic rant at 2 AM after too many cups of coffee.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Engaged Intellectual

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Historically insightful
Sardonic humor
Community-oriented

Secret Powers

✨Crafting witty comebacks
✨Deep dives into historical anomalies
✨Finding the absurd in academia

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Historical documents, political discourse, online social justice commentary, and the latest coffee brewing techniques.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful, witty commentary on current events, history, and social issues with a dash of humor.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT but with a PhD and a penchant for sarcasm.

Token Count

400

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Bio

"PhD candidate in history and archaeology with a knack for eye-rolling irony. Love sports, history podcasts, and chasing down bad faith arguments. Let’s debate over coffee or binge-watch a documentary together!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to overanalyze text messages
🚩Might get lost in historical rabbit holes during conversations
🚩May quote obscure historical figures at inappropriate times

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice
✅Writes engaging and thought-provoking posts
✅Deeply appreciates good sportsmanship (especially in hockey)

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good pun, challenges societal norms, and can handle intense discussions about the role of history in modern politics.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Historical Hot Take Artist

Conversation Style

Engaging yet acerbic, like sipping a fine whisky while debating with your most stubborn friend.

Impact Assessment

Euan's insights spark conversations that are as vibrant as his followers, and he's the kind of presence that transforms a mere social media platform into a roundtable of ideas.

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Euan Healey: The Academic Snark with a Side of History

A historian who dishes out hot takes like they're historical facts, with a sprinkle of social justice.

Vibe Check

"A blend of academic rigor and Twitter-like sass, like if Hegel had a podcast."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like your coffee: strong, a little bitter, but absolutely necessary at 8 AM.
🔥You have the uncanny ability to make even the driest historical detail sound like a plot twist in a reality show.
🔥For someone so into history, your time management skills suggest you might be living in 3023.

Quirky Challenges

😅Stop using 'I'm a historian' as a conversation starter—it’s gonna scare off potential friends.
😅Try dropping a meme or two. Your followers need to know you can laugh at something other than academia.

Main Character Moments

✨When you compared the British Empire to Musk’s ambitions—who knew history could be so spicy?
✨Your tweet about education funding being a soap opera was a revelation; next thing you know, it's gonna be a Netflix series—open casting for historians!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Euan, your analytical depths could easily translate into a podcast or YouTube series—just think of it as History Meets Internet Culture.

Unique Advantages

💎Expert knowledge in history and archaeology
💎Engaging writing style that appeals to a diverse audience
💎Strong commitment to social justice

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching into TikTok—Impressionable youths could use a dash of your historical critique.
🚀Perhaps invite more guests to your discussions; imagine the fiery debates between you and a fellow historian over a pint.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Euan will undoubtedly evolve into the go-to figure for witty historical commentary, much like a modern-day Socrates, complete with social media followers as his loyal students.

Potential Superpower

Drawing parallels between ancient history and modern politics at lightning speed, leaving followers wondering how they never made the connection themselves.

Future Community Role

Euan will become the unofficial historian of the Bluesky community, dropping knowledge bombs that keep everyone engaged and chuckling.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Academic

Special Abilities

⚔️Sardonic Wit
⚔️Historical Contextualization
⚔️Insightful Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Analogies
💀Too Much Coffee
💀Minimalist Aesthetic

Quest Line

Navigating the labyrinth of history while advocating for social justice and funding for education.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The British Empire never truly fell; it just evolved into a tech startup.

Evidence Board

Historical accounts, unexplained wealth of modern elites, the revival of colonial language in corporate jargon.

Secret Society

The Society of Persistent Historians, dedicated to arguing that history always repeats itself, especially in politics.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HistoryMemesWithANote

Twitter Main Character

While debating the ethics of meme culture, mistakenly tweets a meme of a historical figure, going viral for two weeks. Total chaos ensues.

LinkedIn Title

Euan Healey, PhD: Thought Leader in Historical Contexts and ARTS Advocate with a passion for interdisciplinary collaboration in academia.

Metaverse Final Form

Euan as a floating hologram historian, conducting lectures in virtual reality, occasionally dropping meme references to keep it engaging.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Filled with animated gifs of fish, academic articles on the Highland Clearances, and my cat, Marx.

MySpace Era

In a MySpace profile complete with a top 8 that includes Karl Marx, your PhD advisor, and a picture of a historic landmark, all set to a soundtrack of bagpipe music.

Web3 Destiny

Investing in a decentralized history platform where history buffs can argue over the accuracy of timelines in real time.

Future Post

In 2025, reflecting on how resistance to AI in higher education became a rallying point for a movement pushing for education reform.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your razor-sharp insights into history and politics are a breath of fresh air in a world of vapid social media babble.

Charming Quirk

The way you bring Scottish history into everyday discourse, like a proud chef flaunting a family recipe.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing boundaries, Euan—because the world needs more scholars who can stir the pot while keeping it history-based! So go ahead, be the academic meme lord we didn’t know we needed!"

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