Joao_Bx on Twitter. International relations, EU affairs, Brussels & EU bubble. Formerly European Commission. EU external relations, project management, videogames journalism, space. Posts in EN, PT, FR, plus other languages if I feel brave enough.
JoãoD: The EU’s Answer to Your Inescapable Group Chat
Where international relations meet passionate tweeting— and the occasional meme.
Like a buddy who’s always just a bit too into European politics, and also has an odd obsession with random trivia.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
João navigates the complex waters of geopolitics like a seasoned sailor, dropping info bombs that sink the misinformed. Is it too much to ask for a hobby that doesn’t involve war zones?
He treats the EU like it’s an overzealous family reunion, dissecting every political maneuver with the enthusiasm of a child on Christmas morning. Just waiting for the next last-minute decision to argue about!
Between serious geopolitics, João occasionally dips his toes into video games—because nothing brings people together like virtual conflict! His gaming insights provide a refreshing intermission from the heaviness of his feed.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of precision and flair, João writes like he’s penning a diplomatic note after one too many espressos—sharp and a tad overwhelming, yet utterly engaging.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Well-Intentioned Policy Nerd
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Multilingual mastery
- Passionate about international affairs
- Witty commentary on current events
Secret Powers
- ✨Sudden burst of culinary wisdom
- ✨Knows all the nuances of various EU policies
- ✨Expert in turning serious discussions into light banter
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
International relations, EU affairs, video game journalism, socio-political commentary, pop culture references, multilingual content.
Prompt Engineering
You are JoãoD, a passionate observer of international relations who intermingles geopolitical insights with bursts of humor and pop culture.
Model Behavior
A blend of analytical thinking and occasional meme generator, producing content that’s both informative and engaging.
Token Count
1024
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Politics enthusiast who debates EU policy over coffee and thinks memes are a form of diplomacy. If you love meaningful discussions and the occasional video game, we’ll get along like coffee and croissants!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might overanalyze your favorite movie plot.
- 🚩Could turn a casual evening into a TED talk.
- 🚩Has a peculiar obsession with international treaties.
Green Flags
- ✅Fluent in multiple languages—perfect for a romantic getaway!
- ✅Can explain complex issues in layman's terms (sometimes).
- ✅Knows how to keep conversations lively.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates geopolitical discourse but knows how to throw a good meme into the mix.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Expert on Everything EU and Beyond
Conversation Style
Engaging but sometimes a little too ‘professor’-ish; it’s like attending a lecture where you might accidentally learn something you didn’t know you needed to know.
Impact Assessment
He’s like the political version of that friend who’s always got the latest scoop—if you need clarity on convoluted issues, he’s your man.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
JoãoD: The EU’s Answer to Your Inescapable Group Chat
Where international relations meet passionate tweeting— and the occasional meme.
Vibe Check
"Like a buddy who’s always just a bit too into European politics, and also has an odd obsession with random trivia."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥João’s posts are like a well-prepared EU directive: full of detail but often leave the reader saying, 'But what does this mean for me?'
- 🔥For someone so deeply entrenched in international politics, does he realize that memes are also a form of diplomacy?
- 🔥He engages in more geopolitical forecasting than most weather channels do for storms.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could João consider a post-a-day in the land of light-hearted memes?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he took a minute to ponder how Wednesday is the worst day of the week while the world was on fire—classic João!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
João could dive deeper into pop culture critiques; who knew the latest video game drop could potentially change international relations?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Flair for capturing attention amidst dry political topics
- 💎Deep understanding of history and how it shapes modern issues
- 💎Charismatic voice that could easily transition into podcasting or video content
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Toss in a GIF or meme every now and then; it may just revitalize his serious commentary!
- 🚀Consider a monthly live Q&A—who wouldn’t want a side of charm with their EU updates?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect JoãoD to emerge as a dynamic podcaster uniting international relations with popular culture—think 'The Daily Show' meets the ENA.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex policy jargon into digestible soundbites that even your grandma would find interesting.
Future Community Role
A potential leader in community discussions, bridging the gap between serious discourse and lighthearted engagement.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic International Affairs Analyst
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Multilingual Mastery
- ⚔️Info Bomb Deployment
- ⚔️Witty Banter
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-Analytical
- 💀Occasional Seriousness
- 💀Tendency to Over-Explain
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of EU politics while keeping a sense of humor intact.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The EU is actually a front for a secret gaming club where world leaders are the top players.
Evidence Board
- Frequent mentions of video games in EU discussions. - References to ‘winning strategies’ in policy-making. - Location of EU headquarters resembles a gaming arcade.
Secret Society
The Society of International Game Theorists, where every discussion ends in a game of Catan.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/GeoPoliticsAndGamerCulture
Twitter Main Character
Arguing that Mario Kart is actually a commentary on international relations.
LinkedIn Title
Leading a think tank that specializes in the intersection of politics and gaming.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic diplomat navigating political discussions in a virtual fantasy realm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with EU flags, personal quotes on diplomacy, and a playlist featuring the theme from ‘Inception’—because, why not?
Web3 Destiny
JoãoD will create a decentralized international relations platform that also features NFT-based diplomacy cards.
Future Post
‘In retrospect, I should have seen the rise of the meme as the new currency in international diplomacy coming.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
João’s ability to dissect in-depth topics is commendable; it’s like watching a master chef at work—just don’t expect a meal without a side of potatoes.
Charming Quirk
His tendency to blend serious updates with quirky personal anecdotes makes even the heaviest topics feel a little lighter.
Final Encouragement
"So keep it up, João! Remember, amidst the debates and discussions, a sprinkle of humor can transform any discourse into a delightful dish."
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