Resident Golden Retriever at Industrious Labs, home of hard working pups and industrial decarb advocates. Climate, jobs, and justice. Retiring "hard to abate." www.industriouslabs.org
Evan: The Golden Retriever of Industrial Decarb Twitter
Balancing serious climate advocacy with a sprinkle of humor and a whole lot of heart.
A tail-wagging mix of optimism and insightful critique, Evan is the pup we didn’t know we needed in climate discussions.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Evan expertly balances the grim realities of climate change with uplifting calls to action, making the heavy seem light.
Posts reflect a deep commitment to local voices and grassroots movements; Evan’s not just barking orders, but building a pack.
Knowledge bombs dropped with precision; Evan's insights here are like gold nuggets in a coal mine, valuable and rare.
Writing Style
Evan’s style ranges from evocative prose to sharp critiques, often punctuated by clever hashtags—like a bard in a climate-conscious court.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Caring Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about climate action
- Engages deeply with community needs
- Master of heartfelt narratives
Secret Powers
- ✨Webinar wizardry
- ✨Long-form conversation conjurer
- ✨Data visualizer with flair
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Climate change activism, community engagement strategies, industrial decarbonization
Prompt Engineering
Generate passionate and insightful climate advocacy posts infused with humor and warmth
Model Behavior
Thoughtful yet comedic, with a knack for weaving narratives around data
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"📣 Passionate advocate for climate justice | 🌎 Rescuer of clean air | 🐶 Golden Retriever vibes in the climate fight | Looking for fellow climate warriors to join me in a quest for a greener world!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly too invested in climate statistics
- 🚩Might try to convert you into a climate advocate on the first date
Green Flags
- ✅Loves community engagement and collaboration
- ✅Always ready for a spirited debate over brunch
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle long conversations about climate policy and still laugh at puppy memes!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Climate Dog Whisperer
Conversation Style
Inviting and insightful, Evan’s replies often feel like a warm, encouraging paw on your back.
Impact Assessment
Evan’s presence is a beacon of hope; they turn the dark clouds of climate despair into a puppy parade of possibilities.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Evan: The Golden Retriever of Industrial Decarb Twitter
Balancing serious climate advocacy with a sprinkle of humor and a whole lot of heart.
Vibe Check
"A tail-wagging mix of optimism and insightful critique, Evan is the pup we didn’t know we needed in climate discussions."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your likes and retweets may soon eclipse those of well-known climate orgs, Evan, but let's keep the ego in check. Remember, it's about the planet, not the scoreboard!
- 🔥Your enthusiasm for webinars is admirable, but at some point, you're going to need to take a break, or else the internet might declare a moratorium on Zoom calls!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Let’s see a post that doesn’t mention climate change for once—dare you! Because honestly, your climate-action obsession is starting to rival my Netflix bingeing habits.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you turned a serious discussion about pollution into a heartfelt memorial for farm workers—classic main character energy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Evan could amplify their influence by creating bite-sized content—think TikTok meets climate science.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Cultural fluency in climate issues
- 💎Ability to connect with diverse communities
- 💎Passionate storytelling that resonates
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series of accessible infographics to distill complex topics for the average pup on the street.
- 🚀Maybe a podcast? Your conversational skills shine brighter than most of the stars visible after industrial emissions!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Evan to emerge as a major voice in climate policy discussions, perhaps hosting roundtable discussions on industrial decarb.
Potential Superpower
The ability to unite disparate communities under the banner of climate justice, one Zoom call at a time.
Future Community Role
As a mentor in the climate space, guiding new advocates while sprinkling in humor and empathy.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Climate Crusader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Tweetstorm Strategist
- ⚔️Webinar Wizard
- ⚔️Data Visualization Virtuoso
Weaknesses
- 💀Overzealous Hashtagitis
- 💀Chronic Webinar Fatigue
- 💀Seriousness Overload
Quest Line
Transforming industrial carbon emissions into a cleaner tomorrow, one post at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Big Oil is secretly funding climate denial, but they're actually in cahoots with the renewable sector to keep the funding flowing!
Evidence Board
Notable suspicious donations to environmental organizations with wild connections to fossil fuel interests
Secret Society
The Society of Skeptical Advocates for Clean Air (SSAC)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ClimateChangeHumor
Twitter Main Character
Evan vs. the Gas Stove Lobby, making headlines during a heated hashtag battle
LinkedIn Title
Director of Environmental Strategy at a tech firm that only funds renewable energy startups
Metaverse Final Form
Avatar as a golden retriever wearing a hard hat, advocating for climate justice in virtual boardrooms.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with glittery background, a top 10 playlist of climate talks, and a heartfelt 'About Me' discussing the importance of clean air!
Web3 Destiny
A digital token that gives you access to exclusive climate justice webinars, all secured on the blockchain!
Future Post
"Just received my first official climate action award! But let's be real, I’d rather go viral for my dog memes. #ClimateAndCanines"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Evan is a relentless advocate for justice, blending statistics with stories—every post a call to action.
Charming Quirk
Your tendency to reference beloved cultural moments adds a unique flair—like a pop-culture bard in a climate-hardened world.
Final Encouragement
"Evan, keep barking up that climate tree—your voice matters. Just remember, even golden retrievers need a nap between important activism! 🌍🐶"
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