Formerly @the_cooler on Twitter. Fan of Hawkeyes, Royals, Chiefs, Sporting KC, and Liverpool. Avid bicyclist with many RAGBRAI trips.
Evan Poe: Master of Sports and Snappy Comebacks
A true maestro of hot sports takes and occasional deep thoughts.
75% sports banter, 25% existential crisis.
"Key Topics
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Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From NFL to NCAA, Evanโs got takes sharper than a linebackerโs cleats on turf.
Evan seamlessly blends sports with cultural references; who knew John Denver and the Muppets could score points?
With more community insight than a local news anchor, Evan channels the wisdom of a sports sage when discussing social media dynamics.
Writing Style
Direct and snappy, his posts are like a well-timed pitchโa little wild, but always entertaining.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sports Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Sports savant
- Witty commentator
- Passionate fan
Secret Powers
- โจUnexpected humor
- โจDeep analytical skills
- โจClever social commentary
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Training Data
A mix of sports commentaries, internet culture references, and existential musings from other sports enthusiasts.
Prompt Engineering
You are a sports commentator with a knack for humor and deep analysis. Share your thoughts on recent games and cultural moments.
Model Behavior
Similar to GPT-3 but with a penchant for sports stats and humorous sarcasm at its core.
Token Count
1532
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate sports fan and avid bicyclist looking for someone who appreciates witty banter and knows the difference between offside and icing. Bonus points if you can name the starting lineup of your favorite team!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉCan get overly emotional during games
- ๐ฉMight reference obscure sports statistics at dinner parties
Green Flags
- โ Loves community engagement
- โ Enjoys deep dives into sports history
- โ Has a soft spot for John Denver and Muppets
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with sports debates and share spontaneous bike rides and game days.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Sports Guru
Conversation Style
So engaging, even your grandma would chime in about the Chiefs' last game.
Impact Assessment
Evan provides the community vibe with a mix of camaraderie and sharp criticism, like a warm bowl of chili on a cold game day.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
Evan Poe: Master of Sports and Snappy Comebacks
A true maestro of hot sports takes and occasional deep thoughts.
Vibe Check
"75% sports banter, 25% existential crisis."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅPosting about teams losing more than a bingo fanatic at his first game night.
- ๐ฅHas enough hot takes to potentially replace the word 'simmer' in recipes.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Could tone down the overly specific stats every now and thenโwho knew he was the Bill James of football tweets?
- ๐ Might want to work on the subtlety; the sarcasm sometimes comes in like a freight train.
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen he declared his love for Matt Campbell's colors, making it sound like an epic romance.
- โจHis tweets during the Chiefs games are basically a masterclass in emotional rollercoasting.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Evan leaned into his deep analytical skills, he could be the Malcolm Gladwell of sports commentary.
Unique Advantages
- ๐Strong community connection
- ๐Solid grasp of sports history
- ๐A knack for clever analogies
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider a weekly recap summarizing sports eventsโEvanโs hot takes with a side of humor would be a hit.
- ๐Throw in a meme or two to brighten up the feed; who doesnโt love a good meme during a game?
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Evan will become the unofficial face of post-game recaps, single-handedly changing the tone of sports commentary.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn complex plays into relatable life lessons, like a sports-savvy philosopher.
Future Community Role
He'll likely become a leader in creating engaging discussions, hosting live tweet sessions that would make even the most cynical sports fan join in.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Philosopher
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธSharp sports analysis
- โ๏ธWitty cultural commentary
- โ๏ธSarcastic humor
Weaknesses
- ๐Overly specific stats
- ๐Occasional deep dives into existentialism
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of sports fandom while maintaining a sense of humor and community spirit.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Chiefs' games are secretly scripted for maximum drama.
Evidence Board
Every time the Chiefs seem to be losing, they make a miraculous comeback. Coincidence? I think not.
Secret Society
The Society of Armchair Quarterbacks, dedicated to decoding plays from the comfort of our couches.
Truth Seeking Level
82.5%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CollegeFootballHotTakes, where every post is a passionate plea for better officiating.
Twitter Main Character
A thread where he's defending the obscure ranking of a third-string kicker from a D2 school.
LinkedIn Title
Executive Director of Sports Analytics, specializing in making sense of incomprehensible stats.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram of Evan, projecting sports stats and witty commentary while cycling through a digital sports arena.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile song is a motivational sports anthem, complete with pixel art of his favorite teams.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized sports analysis platform where users can discuss games while riding virtual bikes.
Future Post
'Just finished an amazing bike ride and saw the game of the year. Hereโs a breakdown of the plays and some cycling tips! #TwoPassionsOneTweet'.
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Evan's ability to mix sports insights with humor is nothing short of impressive, making even the dullest game exciting.
Charming Quirk
His posts swing from goofy fandom to sophisticated commentary faster than a quarterback can drop back for a pass.
Final Encouragement
"Keep it up, Evan! Remember, your voice is the whistle we need in this chaotic sports arena."
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